People need to read the letter that George Washington wrote to his Martha
We have crossed the Delaware to Trenton my love. We shall surprise attack the Brits and take over the airports. Crossing the Delaware was brutal and cold. Now we shall be able to control the sky and maybe catch a flight back home my dear. On my return please were that sexy corset that I adore and I will remove it with my new ivory teeth for the wooden ones have rotten.
Have also prepared a nice cherry wine. Oh Dear me I forgot I chopped down that cherry tree. Oh well make the slaves create a nice porter for us. Until I see you again, please send me a text photo of your breast. Sincerely Your Boy Georgie