Baby Soap Linked To Infants Testing Positive For Marijuana......WHAT?

FranJan

FranJan

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Of course the knee jerk reaction is, (at least in my case it was), "WHY THE FUCK ARE WE TESTING BABIES FOR CANNABIS???!!!!!!!!". Then when you realize or read why they do, it just makes you a little sad to think about all the people who got their kids taken away from them who were innocent. How many single parents who needed a hand got fucked until the powers that be realized their test was borked?

From Huffington Post,
"A new study out of the University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill reveals some baby soaps may cause infants to test positive for marijuana, reports My Health News Daily. While researchers aren't sure why the tests came out positive, they asserted infants were not experiencing a "high" from the soap. "It's not marijuana in any way, shape or form," said study researcher Catherine Hammett-Stabler, a professor of pathology and laboratory medicine at the University of North Carolina. Researchers first became aware of the issue when nurses at a North Carolina hospital noticed a high number of positive urine tests, according to WFMY News. The study was conducted so families wouldn't be falsely accused of exposing children to illegal drugs, a form of child abuse that would need to be reported to social services."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...usaolp00000003
Headline taken from Fox8.com
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Actually the trick is to remember which brands and when you go to take a hair test for marijuana you could always say you used one of these products, "since you were a baby. Here feel". SNIP!, "HEY!" :)
Johnson's Head to Toe Baby Wash
Aveeno Baby Soothing Relief Creamy Wash (Fragrance Free)
Aveeno Baby Wash and Shampoo (Lightly Scented)
CVS Tear Free Night-Time Baby Bath
Johnson's Baby Bed Time Bubble Bath- Gotta love the motto for this one, "Helps baby sleep better". Oh, I'm sure it does . :eyesmoke:
 
crazyhazey

crazyhazey

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anybody hear about getting high from putting tooth paste on your nips? its called paste-ing, after hearing about it i confronted the fact i dont wanna live on this planet anymore.
 
bird mcbride

bird mcbride

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My kids were takin' for bogus reasons. I never have been a crack cocaine gun running pimp that operates a charles mansion style murderous gangs. All five of my children tested negative for all substances at birth. They say my wife used chemicals to alter the drug tests. These people are fanatics and they destroy innocent peoples lives.
 
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