What has science done!
![]()
I love all kitties! they are my favorite creature. so cute and innocent and loving. just bad for the grow op![]()
your tellin me
When raising a kitten, it is important to maintain a firm grasp of control over the situation. Never spank the kitten, instead sit on it. The reason kittens claw is because they are trained to inflict pain with their hands, just as they receive when you hit the kitten.
Sitting on the kitten teaches the kitten that it can inflict pain on you by sitting on you, so when the kitten gets upset because you dont clean up the cat dishes when she asks you to, she will just come sit on your lap and think that she is hurting you.
This is how we achieve greatness in kittie farming. Any seasoned cat farmer knows that a kitten can be molded into the perfect cat, often reaching upward of 200lbs. Various types of kittens come preinstalled with laser beams, so that they can shoot falling leaves before they even come close to your rain gutters. This is important for a cat former as when the rain gutters are clean, you can use them as giant cat food dishes, which will make your cats happy because they like playing on the roof anyhow.
Chapter 2 - DIYS
We are going to start this chapter with a standard kitten mounting system, called the CATraption. This mounting system is capable of handling various military weapons, and being strapped to the back of the soldier during CQC situations. The soldier is easily able to grab the CATraption and throw the angry kitten at the enemy soldier, causing serious amounts of pain when the angry kitten throws it's deadly claws out
When raising a kitten, it is important to maintain a firm grasp of control over the situation. Never spank the kitten, instead sit on it. The reason kittens claw is because they are trained to inflict pain with their hands, just as they receive when you hit the kitten.
Sitting on the kitten teaches the kitten that it can inflict pain on you by sitting on you, so when the kitten gets upset because you dont clean up the cat dishes when she asks you to, she will just come sit on your lap and think that she is hurting you.
This is how we achieve greatness in kittie farming. Any seasoned cat farmer knows that a kitten can be molded into the perfect cat, often reaching upward of 200lbs. Various types of kittens come preinstalled with laser beams, so that they can shoot falling leaves before they even come close to your rain gutters. This is important for a cat former as when the rain gutters are clean, you can use them as giant cat food dishes, which will make your cats happy because they like playing on the roof anyhow.
Chapter 2 - DIYS
We are going to start this chapter with a standard kitten mounting system, called the CATraption. This mounting system is capable of handling various military weapons, and being strapped to the back of the soldier during CQC situations. The soldier is easily able to grab the CATraption and throw the angry kitten at the enemy soldier, causing serious amounts of pain when the angry kitten throws it's deadly claws out
can i get a few rips of what your smoking?
lmfao...we need to have a cat forum so entire threads can be devoted to this dicussion
all stoners like kittens cus they love you and they're soft and naturally chill and will sit on your lap to get stoned with youand that's not real...... but would be AWESOME if it was real and you could keep it alive and comfortable!
I love all kitties! they are my favorite creature. so cute and innocent and loving. just bad for the grow op
all stoners like kittens cus they love you and they're soft and naturally chill and will sit on your lap to get stoned with youand that's not real...... but would be AWESOME if it was real and you could keep it alive and comfortable!