awkward question but i figured my friends here at RIU wouldnt mind

sarah22

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fuck dude.. have u ever had a hair pulled outta ur sack..:o thats some painful shit. Be careful, and God bless....:hump:
it cant be much worse than having hair pulled from the vag. and that doesnt hurt so bad at all lol.
 

HoLE

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A shaved man is a treat, so many of you won't do it... Much, much nicer to give attention to your bits when we aren't coughing up a hairball. lol And it does, indeed, make you look bigger. Fair warning, if you take it all the way down, it'll itch and burn coming back in, until you're used to it.

my wife said the same thing,,and I understand,,,,and you know it only kinda felt wierd for a bit,,,she hasn't even shaved me for the second time yet,,,but I could easily get used to it,,no probs,,long as it is well groomed repeatedly,,you wouldn't notice the difference till you shower or use the washroom,,,then it's like,,,hey ,,where's my shit,,oh yeah,,my wife took it,,,outside inside and all over:mrgreen:
 

KaleoXxX

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"outside inside and all over"

the mental immage of that thoroughly disturbed me. i think im going to get off the computer and go enjoy spring
 

JN811

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it cant be much worse than having hair pulled from the vag. and that doesnt hurt so bad at all lol.
lol girls dont understand! it hurts way worse.. or at least id imagine.. i dont have a vag... makes me cringe just thinking about it...
 

sarah22

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lol girls dont understand! it hurts way worse.. or at least id imagine.. i dont have a vag... makes me cringe just thinking about it...
lol we're really sensitive down there too. i've waxed. it wasnt so bad really at all :)
 

JN811

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omg.. I couldnt imagine getting my balls waxed.... you have no idea....... :-? that would be considered torture.. I wouldnt do it if someone payed me $1000
 

HoLE

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omg.. I couldnt imagine getting my balls waxed.... you have no idea....... :-? that would be considered torture.. I wouldnt do it if someone payed me $1000

my wife used a nice slippery lotion and a RAZOR,,4 blade,,,,,not one nic(Thank Fukkin God),,I trust her Cummmmmmm-pletely
 

Louis541

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haha i just burned and im thinking outlandishly. what if i used beard trimming tactics down there? like sideburns or a goatee or a "chin strap" i guess it would be more like a nut strap lol
Just yesterday I was talking about giving my dick a musthache
 

HoLE

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Just yesterday I was talking about giving my dick a musthache
designs would be hilarious,,,prolly the next trend now that we spoke of it,,,,I'd patent that,,hehe,,,,as a matter of fact,,maybe open a salon,,have a couple guy's and a couple girl's,,and we could work on the opposite sex,,,,,,unless ya wanna work on the same sex,,,if the customer wanted that,,,,,,,Ohhhhh,God Dammit,,,,it's so hard to be politically correct these days!!!
 

DoeEyed

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Us ladies can already get a simple design in the patch, a heart or diamond, something like that.
 

HoLE

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Us ladies can already get a simple design in the patch, a heart or diamond, something like that.

see guy's,,,we are being held back,,,,how come they got a place for that and we don't,,,,is it cause we aren't all Really Comfortable with our spouses,,or we just ain't gonna pay for it,,,,,one Saturday in the shed after a few beers,,,,,Hey Joe,,,,,could you gimme a shave Man? Ya I want the letter S underlined,,so I can tell MaryLou it was foer her,,and it means Suuuck!!!
 

blazin256

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puts a whole new meaning to "soul patch" but wont the hairs get prickly and stab the shaft at some points? i dunno man, keep it zz top i say.
 

DoeEyed

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I really like that word,,,,it should be something amazing a guy does to his womans pussy,,next day he be like,,,Yo Man,,yesterday I was blah blah blah and my woman was Vajazzled Yo:hump:
lol...Lots of nice words for what he did yesterday already, sorry to hear you haven't heard 'em! lmao:lol:
 

HoLE

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puts a whole new meaning to "soul patch" but wont the hairs get prickly and stab the shaft at some points? i dunno man, keep it zz top i say.

it's only itchy the first week,,and that's cause your shaft and groin skin never fully met,,,,lol,,,,if you or your stylist does a good job,,your pubes aren't gonna grow in like your stash,,,mines been three weeks and I don't even notice it,,till I look,,,,and the deal was,,if she wan't it like that ,,means she has to maintain it:mrgreen:
 

blazin256

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i guess it aint a thing if your with a girl and shes shavin. but if you playin the field not all girls shave their shit so i guess it just depends on the situation
 
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