shnkrmn
Well-Known Member
There is a PGA tour golfer named Sean O'Hair who got a legal separation from his parents. I agree about other family members though.
morgentaler
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I think it's because men have typically cooked the hot dogs, and we're expected to ruin a few
I'm a good cook, damnit!
But then it could just be the buy more buns thing.
Johnnyorganic
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Regarding how best to handle winter visitors who do not take Ben Franklin's advice, I may have a solution for you CJ. Not a perfect solution, but it will provide you with much more privacy.Well my first grievance is the same subject but completely opposite. I loathe the holidays, because I can't beat my relatives off with a stick. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy "most" of them, but in measured amounts. During the holidays however, I get inundated constantly. Think Florida, big house, tons of property, friggin Orlando ( I do hate O town). They just keep coming. I just saw my cousin off 2 days ago after a 10 day visit. I have 5 more coming in tomorrow for a week, and I expect at least 12 ppl for Xmas...ridiculous!!! Last year, I had a relative hang around for three weeks AFTER Xmas.
The holidays pours down relatives on my arse.
Guest house.
Or a separate apartment built on top of the garage.
Now if those two options do not appeal for whatever reason, a much more practical solution would be to purchase a late model Airstream. They can be had quite reasonably if you know where to look. When you aren't using it, it could be the guest quarters. Don't stock it. They can do that. And you and the missus will have privacy.
My folks have one and it rocks. They spent this past summer traveling throughout Alaska and Western Canada in it.
CrackerJax
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Hahahah!! Oh, I have had those conversations. I actually have two houses within miles of each other, ... uhh, they all fill up. Like friendly termites working through my booze, food, and hot water..... 
I'm afraid to build any more..... Maybe tear one down?
I'm afraid to build any more.....
Maybe tear one down?
morgentaler
Well-Known Member
Need a house sitter? I'd be happy to taze your relatives for youHahahah!! Oh, I have had those conversations. I actually have two houses within miles of each other, ... uhh, they all fill up. Like friendly termites working through my booze, food, and hot water.....
I'm afraid to build any more.....
CrackerJax
New Member
Sigh, it's all part of living in Floriduh.
Consolation prize is outdoor winter grow.
Consolation prize is outdoor winter grow.
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PadawanBater
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Hows that work with the light schedule? Had I known a winter grow could take place, one would of definitely been happening!Sigh, it's all part of living in Floriduh.
Consolation prize is outdoor winter grow.
CrackerJax
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They just stay small. Here's one from last April. Just finishing.
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robert 14617
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same here in south texas unless you veg indoors before you move them out , the only draw back is the chance of frost, i have to say this was feb last year
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CrackerJax
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I had to move them a few times because of cold snaps, but those hard nights only last a couple of days down here.
AcridLemons
Member
A while back I saw an image of a church billboard that said, "Hell is just as real as Heaven." And indeed it is...
The reason religion is so dangerous is that it preys on both people's wants and fears. It's really such a waste of human potential. Just imagine if instead of all those hours people spend praying or in church they spent studying science or making art. What a different world we'd all be living in!
The reason religion is so dangerous is that it preys on both people's wants and fears. It's really such a waste of human potential. Just imagine if instead of all those hours people spend praying or in church they spent studying science or making art. What a different world we'd all be living in!
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PadawanBater
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[youtube]nIsWZCSMSSs&feature=sub[/youtube]
Another great vid with some damn good evidence supporting evolution.
Another great vid with some damn good evidence supporting evolution.
MexicanWarlord420
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Nice find Bater
ANC
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You know, I respect you, but I'd hate for you to form an opinion on something you seem misinformed on.
I'm not realy familiar with the english text of the bible, so I can't pen you a quote. But it says that our most virtuous deeds are like dirty rags in the eyes of the lord. Meaning that doing a few good things is apparently not the ticked to nirvanna.
OC STONER
Member
i use to get these fuckers showing up at my door trying to preach to me every weekend...so on one occasion as i was about to light a bowl watching a game on the tube these fucks come a knocking at my door.
usually i would tell them (respectfully) i wasnt interested or just plain ignore the fuckers until they left.by this time around i was simply tired of all the b.s ,always trying to convert me or something. so i opened my door and explained to the two youngsters i was interested in what they had to say this time around. as they were about to start rambling i pulled out my piece and took a toke. i made it a point to exhale in their direction and even offered them a toke. needless to say those fuckers acted like they saw the devil himself and left.Thankfully they skip my pad now. if i am outside or in my garage when they come through my neighborhood i make it a point to call them over.they dont even want to look my way most of the time... I HOPE I MAKE THEM AS UNCOMFORTABLE AS THEY HAVE MADE ME FOR YEARS!
usually i would tell them (respectfully) i wasnt interested or just plain ignore the fuckers until they left.by this time around i was simply tired of all the b.s ,always trying to convert me or something. so i opened my door and explained to the two youngsters i was interested in what they had to say this time around. as they were about to start rambling i pulled out my piece and took a toke. i made it a point to exhale in their direction and even offered them a toke. needless to say those fuckers acted like they saw the devil himself and left.Thankfully they skip my pad now. if i am outside or in my garage when they come through my neighborhood i make it a point to call them over.they dont even want to look my way most of the time... I HOPE I MAKE THEM AS UNCOMFORTABLE AS THEY HAVE MADE ME FOR YEARS!
OregonMeds
Well-Known Member
I just answered the door nude once, same effect.i use to get these fuckers showing up at my door trying to preach to me every weekend...so on one occasion as i was about to light a bowl watching a game on the tube these fucks come a knocking at my door.
Woodstock.Hippie
New Member
Hell On Earth is possible?
It is easy to toy with the boys.
Politely invite them in, have them sit down, ask them directly how old they believe the earth is.
The last one voluntarily left my house in fairly short order stating that he didn't know anything about cavemen or dinosaurs.
It works every time with those of flawed dogma.
It is easy to toy with the boys.
Politely invite them in, have them sit down, ask them directly how old they believe the earth is.
The last one voluntarily left my house in fairly short order stating that he didn't know anything about cavemen or dinosaurs.
It works every time with those of flawed dogma.
OregonMeds
Well-Known Member
But the bible was written by men not god, men who had absolutely no contact whatsoever with what you call a god and only wrote down stories that had been repeated by word of mouth for hundreds of years if not more. Which was then translated/mistranslated many times and then flat out changed to fit the wills of past leaders.
Even the earliest bibles have no word of god to begin with, let alone later versions and in the early versions you are a nobody and will never get into heaven no matter how hard you try because you are not from the holy land and you are simply not one of the chosen ones.
Johnnyorganic
Well-Known Member
That's hilarious! I prefer a No Solicitors sign prominently displayed.I just answered the door nude once, same effect.
Anyone who chooses to ignore it gets an earful I can assure you.