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tyler.durden said:

Me and goodson are hanging, c'mon through! @Pinworm @Diabolical666 @Singlemalt @bluewizard @curious2garden @Hookabelly @SteveFrench and others...

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Blue Wizard said:

I must have just missed you guys. I mowed with a push mower for 8 hours at work, I was tired and it looked like nobody was going to show up so I went to bed.

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Singlemalt said:

No one living fucks wit me, salah

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curious2garden said:

Adding haunt singlemalt to my list of shit to do after I'm dead.

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curious2garden said:

PUSH MOWER!

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BarnBuster said:

...and not just any push mower either

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curious2garden said:

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curious2garden said:

Adding haunt singlemalt to my list of shit to do after I'm dead.

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doublejj said:

reverse bucket list?

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Aeroknow said:

I saw that movie at the drive-in. I've seen it many times since too. What a horrible movie, i love it
Jobe turns into a bad-ass.

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Blue Wizard said:

The short story is has nothing to do with the movie.

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Aeroknow said:

Its about the monkey rite? Or no?

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Blue Wizard said:

No. It's a bout a lawnmower man. You want me to spoil it? The one about the monkey was good too though.

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Aeroknow said:

I don't read much, so you won't spoil anything here. But if it's no big deal, i'd love to hear what the short story is about

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Blue Wizard said:

This older guy needs to mow his yard but the kid he usually has does it, moved I think it was? Anyway he calls a company up from the yellow pages and the guy mowing the grass turns out to be a pan, like goat legs or whatever. He starts mowing the grass with his teeth. I don't remember too much else, it's been years since I read it.

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