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cannabineer · Jul 27, 2019

Dear Neo Landers -

Lately I'm feeling tired. I was thinking of re-tiring. These are the tires that. I'm thinking that these might do. Specifically, since they sound like your mane, I'm expecting 80 000 miles of awesome and unicorns. I am requesting your blessing and your opinion. Blessing first, of course.

neosapien · Jul 27, 2019

Gesundheit. Those Japs certainly knew how to throw down on some rubber after the bombs. Good buy. Goodbye.

curious2garden · Jul 27, 2019

Dear Neo Landers,
I put my left foot in, I put my left foot out. I still don't know the meaning of life, can you help me?
Confused in Cali

rkymtnman · Jul 27, 2019

Dearest Neo,

I'm a new grower. How long should I flush for?

I patiently await your response.

Kindest, Noob in Colorado

neosapien · Jul 27, 2019

curious2garden said:
Dear Neo Landers,
I put my left foot in, I put my left foot out. I still don't know the meaning of life, can you help me?
Confused in Cali

Hello Confused in Cali. The meaning of life is life. To actively nurture life in all its forms. And to not actively destroy it. And to obtain as many nudes as possible in the process. Thanks!

curious2garden · Jul 27, 2019

neosapien said:
Hello Confused in Cali. The meaning of life is life. To actively nurture life in all its forms. And to not actively destroy it. And to obtain as many nudes as possible in the process. Thanks!

Thank you Neo Landers,
I think I understand what you are saying. You're saying if I get nudes to share them, because sharing shows caring?

neosapien · Jul 27, 2019

rkymtnman said:
Dearest Neo,

I'm a new grower. How long should I flush for?

I patiently await your response.

Kindest, Noob in Colorado

Hello Noob in Colorado. You should always do a second courtesy flush if you still see residue after the first!

neosapien · Jul 27, 2019

curious2garden said:
Thank you Neo Landers,
I think I understand what you are saying. You're saying if I get nudes to share them, because sharing shows caring?

Exactly. I thiNk you know more about life than you realize! Thanks caller!

rkymtnman · Jul 27, 2019

neosapien said:
Hello Noob in Colorado. You should always do a second courtesy flush if you still see residue after the first!

Thanks so much Neo Landers.

So many people have told me that if it's yellow, let it mellow and if it's brown, flush it down that my head was spinning. I knew you could set me straight.

If you ever do a book signing near me, could I get you to autograph my wiener??

shrxhky420 · Jul 27, 2019

Yo, Neo Landers,

Dude, WTF!?

thanks,
Not sure wtf?

tangerinegreen555 · Jul 27, 2019

When I was around 8 years old, my mom told me I could be rich by the end of the month by saving a penny the 1st day and doubling that amount each successive day.

I made it through 9 days but couldn't come up with the $5.12 for day 10.

Why did my mom lie to me?

neosapien · Jul 27, 2019

rkymtnman said:
Thanks so much Neo Landers.

So many people have told me that if it's yellow, let it mellow and if it's brown, flush it down that my head was spinning. I knew you could set me straight.

If you ever do a book signing near me, could I get you to autograph my wiener??

I'd be honored.

neosapien · Jul 27, 2019

shrxhky420 said:
Yo, Neo Landers,

Dude, WTF!?

thanks,
Not sure wtf?

Hello not sure wtf?,
Firstly you have a very lovely name. Second I would mix 1 cup of ammonia and 1 cup of bleach together then use it as a testicle soak. Hope this helps!

neosapien · Jul 27, 2019

tangerinegreen555 said:
When I was around 8 years old, my mom told me I could be rich by the end of the month by saving a penny the 1st day and doubling that amount each successive day.

I made it through 9 days but couldn't come up with the $5.12 for day 10.

Why did my mom lie to me?

Sometimes parents have to lie to us to shield us from the ugly truths of life. Just like with the Easter bunny, Santa Claus and Jesus.

FresnoFarmer · Jul 27, 2019

shrxhky420 · Jul 27, 2019

Yo, Neo Landers,

One day I was perusing your column, long time reader btw, and read the following...

neosapien said:
Sometimes parents have to lie to us to shield us from the ugly truths of life. Just like with the Easter bunny, Santa Claus and Jesus.

OK, I get the Jesus thing, but... well, Santa and the bunny,... I'm not sure I'm understanding. So, I must ask,
Dude, WTF?

Thanks,
Not sure wtf

cannabineer · Jul 27, 2019

neosapien said:
Sometimes parents have to lie to us to shield us from the ugly truths of life. Just like with the Easter bunny, Santa Claus and Jesus.

cannabineer · Jul 27, 2019

shrxhky420 said:
Yo, Neo Landers,

One day I was perusing your column, long time reader btw, and read the following...

OK, I get the Jesus thing, but... well, Santa and the bunny,... I'm not sure I'm understanding. So, I must ask,
Dude, WTF?

Thanks,
Not sure wtf

It's all in the hand one is dealt

too larry · Jul 27, 2019

Dear Neo, what percent of the same day noobs who follow me are socks? What percent cops? And are there any actual same day noobs who would follow someone as boring as me?

An example from earlier today ;

jyatzbacha is now following you

neosapien · Jul 27, 2019

shrxhky420 said:
Yo, Neo Landers,

One day I was perusing your column, long time reader btw, and read the following...

OK, I get the Jesus thing, but... well, Santa and the bunny,... I'm not sure I'm understanding. So, I must ask,
Dude, WTF?

Thanks,
Not sure wtf

Nice to hear from you again reader! Bunnies don't lay eggs and a fat man climbing down your chimney is B&E.

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