The Dude 4552
Well-Known Member
Personally I think this is one of the funniest television shows ever created. The wit and clever writing make it a show with enormous replay value.
I created this thread so I and other fans on this site can share some of their favorite jokes and/or favorite characters.
*I am in no way condoning the watching of cable television. If you can, grab up the DVDs' (like I did) as the show has been canceled after 3 seasons and repeats are a rarity. Plus I hate cable.
Hopefully enough people know the show or have seen it before and can contribute.
Ill start...
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"Everything they (gays) do is so dramatic and flamboyant...it just makes me want to set myself on fire!" - Lucille Bluth
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Michael - 'so this is the trick huh?'
Gob - 'Its not a trick, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money...
(looks at group of kids)
...or cocaine.'
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Buster - Uncle Oscar, what are you doing here?
Oscar - You know me, I never leave a little bud behind...
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Tobias - 'I became the first analyst and therapist, an analrapist.'
Buster - (screams)
Tobias - 'oh don't worry, its pronounced analrapist'
Buster - 'it wasn't the pronunciation that frightened me.'
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George - 'They cannot arrest a husband and wife for the same crime...'
Michael - 'yeah I don't think thats true, Dad...'
George - (sighs) 'I've got the worst fucking attorneys...'
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Narrator (Ron Howard) - Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own words, to see what Michael was referring to...
Tobias [on tape] ... even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.
Tobias - Nothing wrong with that.
Tobias [on tape] ...Oh, I've been in the film business for a while, but I just can't seem to get one in the can.
Tobias: It's out of context.
Tobias [on tape] I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks.
Narrator: ...and he realized there is something distinct about the way he speaks.
Tobias: Tobias, you blowhard.
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I created this thread so I and other fans on this site can share some of their favorite jokes and/or favorite characters.
*I am in no way condoning the watching of cable television. If you can, grab up the DVDs' (like I did) as the show has been canceled after 3 seasons and repeats are a rarity. Plus I hate cable.
Hopefully enough people know the show or have seen it before and can contribute.
Ill start...
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"Everything they (gays) do is so dramatic and flamboyant...it just makes me want to set myself on fire!" - Lucille Bluth
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Michael - 'so this is the trick huh?'
Gob - 'Its not a trick, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money...
(looks at group of kids)
...or cocaine.'
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Buster - Uncle Oscar, what are you doing here?
Oscar - You know me, I never leave a little bud behind...
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Tobias - 'I became the first analyst and therapist, an analrapist.'
Buster - (screams)
Tobias - 'oh don't worry, its pronounced analrapist'
Buster - 'it wasn't the pronunciation that frightened me.'
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George - 'They cannot arrest a husband and wife for the same crime...'
Michael - 'yeah I don't think thats true, Dad...'
George - (sighs) 'I've got the worst fucking attorneys...'
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Narrator (Ron Howard) - Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own words, to see what Michael was referring to...
Tobias [on tape] ... even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.
Tobias - Nothing wrong with that.
Tobias [on tape] ...Oh, I've been in the film business for a while, but I just can't seem to get one in the can.
Tobias: It's out of context.
Tobias [on tape] I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks.
Narrator: ...and he realized there is something distinct about the way he speaks.
Tobias: Tobias, you blowhard.
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