Are you not entertained..

As Russell Crowe said in The Gladiator, "Are you not entertained.. are you not entertained?"
To all my fellow stoners, I am about to share another addiction of mine with you and perminently change the way you enjoy your high.
The addiction of downloading and hoarding videos/music torrents, just the way you like it.. for FREE!
Requirements: Utorrent, a free download at utorrent.com
Once downloaded and installed you can then visit any of these sites:
http://thepiratebay.sx/ (if you are having trouble accessing try its proxy site: http://pirateproxy.net)
http://extratorrent.com/
http://yify-torrents.com/
http://kickasstorrents.com/
Once you take your first hit off this crack pipe and are fully addicted you will then need to increase your storage.
This is easy and cheap and a todler can install it.
Here are a few links from my favorite store. You will not find prices this cheap anywhere else.
2 Terabyte Hard Drive for $100: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16822136891
3 Terabyte Hard Drive for $140: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16822136874
4 Terabyte Hard Drive for $190: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16822178338
-All with free shipping.

When using thepiratebay, I recomend downloading torrents with the most seeds and from trusted uploaders (the ones with a skull next to their user name).
Movies get uploaded while still in theatres and before they get released on DVD.
TV shows get uploaded minutes after they air on TV.
And if that doesnt completely scratch your entertainment itch, here is a link to a site that provides LIVE STREAMING sporting events for FREE. Including PPV events like boxing and UFC, as well as blacked out football games.
http://atdee.net/
Note: dont click on any of the ads on these sites. they contain adware and spam and are disquised very well.
If you are having any trouble or have any questions feel free to ask.
Now cancel and kiss your netflix and hulu subscriptions goodbye!
You're welcome and enjoy the addiction!

Hypothetically speaking if I were to have ever done it my collection might look something along these lines.. and I would have burned in divx format to data dvd allowing upwards of 7 dvd quality movies to be burned to one dvd rather then 1 movie per disk..
Hypothetically speaking I would have sworn once I retired I would spend my time watching movies..

hypothetically I miss the good ol days of newsgroups where speeds averaged about 2.5mbps +

this is not mine but what I assume mine would look like.. if I were to have used any torrents/ng's/etc..

What's a torrent?

kinetic said:

What's a torrent?

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It's a way to pirate any form of media. Games, movies, tv shows, music, ect.

I heard lollywood bugged congress a few months back to finally pass a law allowing them to start tracking torrenters via IP addy. If you get caught three times, they shut you down through your ISP.

nothing on the net is safe anymore...
Comcrap will shut you down if you download more then a certain *unspecified* amount.. even tho they have unlimited download..lol

gioua said:

Hypothetically speaking if I were to have ever done it my collection might look something along these lines.. and I would have burned in divx format to data dvd allowing upwards of 7 dvd quality movies to be burned to one dvd rather then 1 movie per disk..
Hypothetically speaking I would have sworn once I retired I would spend my time watching movies..

hypothetically I miss the good ol days of newsgroups where speeds averaged about 2.5mbps +

this is not mine but what I assume mine would look like.. if I were to have used any torrents/ng's/etc..

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Dude, newsgroups are still out ther. Torrents are for children and imbeciles.....and shit I cant find elsewhere

dr.gonzo1 said:

Dude, newsgroups are still out ther. Torrents are for children and imbeciles.....and shit I cant find elsewhere

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Oh jesus could you edit that please? Remember first rule of Fight Club never MENTION FIGHT CLUB? Torrents will also be for people who can't stop posting about Fight Club right?

dr.gonzo1 said:

Dude, newsgroups are still out ther. Torrents are for children and imbeciles.....and shit I cant find elsewhere

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Oh jesus could you edit that please? Remember first rule of Fight Club never MENTION FIGHT CLUB? Torrents will also be for people who can't stop posting about Fight Club right?

Oh yeah one other thing this is so 2000 take it to the cloud. Oh and stay very far away from WD green drives. If you are so silly as to get one and your drive stops working as you can expect DO NOT. I repeat DO NOT send the drive in under warranty ok? When you are done with a drive open it, pull the platters and burn them. Scatter ashes. Yes I'm a tad paranoid. It's how I got old.

One last tip if you are sick and tired of your ISP data shaping, encrypt your pipe.

encypt my pipe sounds like a way to say wear a condom.

vuze which is a full torent search program that searches all torrent sites...download movie.move to movie folder on pc..then move copy to a 1Tbyte hd thats formated for xbox360 fat32 so i can watch em on a xbox....but thats what i would do say i actually pirated shit

ive been using green drives for years... never had one fail..
try putting your failed drive in a Linux based system and its should work fine. retrieve, reformat and you should be good to go. if this fix works for you then it is probably something you did to cause the fail originally.
green drives are not meant for hot swapping, or for running your operating system on. just low cost, low power storage.
still not convinced, spend the extra $'s on a blue/red/black drive
also as far as the 3 strikes rule.. you will be notified after each strike. if you get 2 strikes then get a VPN or switch your ISP.
Downloading is not your problem, it is the uploading that gets you caught. Also that entire shelf would fit on 1 drive.