Any Satanists here?

" Satan is good - Satan is my pal " - The Burbs

wax1 said:

Satan sucks as well as his buddy closet cult boy.

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No need to get personal...
Funny actually, that the first person to get abusive is a god botherer.

God, Satan and the like were thought up by a bunch of stoners or shroom heads!!

Also, Jesus was a pot smoking hippy surfer who just wanted .

mountainSpliff said:

Also, Jesus was a pot smoking hippy surfer who just wanted .

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true. assuming he actually lived. the holy bible is the only historical artifact that assumes his existence. you know, that book that has a talking snake and an elderly man making a gigantic wooden boat..

mountainSpliff said:

No need to get personal...
Funny actually, that the first person to get abusive is a god botherer.

God, Satan and the like were thought up by a bunch of stoners or shroom heads!!

Also, Jesus was a pot smoking hippy surfer who just wanted .

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C'mon! Just joking around. I agree though that he was a surfer.

i saw that you were just joking wax1, for those of us on different planes of consciousness though, it's usually good to put up a smiley if you're being sarcastic

Man made GOD so GOD could make men.

Then he made the DEVIL so he could understand.

jj1234 said:

why is santa an anagram of satan

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There's a snake coming out of the darkness
Parade from paradise
End the need for Eden
Chase the dreams of merchandise

There is tic and toc in atomic
Leaders make a deal
The cosmic is largely comic
A con they couldn't conceal

There is no safe seat at the feast
Take your best stab at the beast
The night is turning thin
The saint is turning to sin

Raise the art to resistance
Danger dare to be grand
Pride reduced to humble pie
Diamonds down to sand

Take heart from earth and weather
The brightness of new birth
Take heart from the harvest
Shave the harvest from the earth

Reasoning is partly insane
Image just an eyeless game
The night is turning thin
The saint is turning to sin

Miracles will have their claimers
More will bow to Rome
He and she are in the house
But there's only me at home

Rose is a rose of splendor
Posed to respond in the end
Lonely things like nights,
I find, end finer with a friend

I hear in the rate of her heart
A tear in the heat of the art

The night turns thin
The saint turns to sin

jesus love's me yes i know.........

mastakoosh said:

jesus love's me yes i know.........

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Aww, I still remember that from Sunday school... I was such a cute little follower!

EarthlyPassions said:

Aww, I still remember that from Sunday school... I was such a cute little follower!

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jesus loves the little children