IIReignManII
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My girl got me an 8 year old Zelkova schneideriana for christmas...would appreciate any pointers. Not real sure how much and when to fertilize it...going to try to find some bonsai books at the library.
Any of yall keep bonsai trees?
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Bareback
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Ask this question in the garden section I've seen other threads on it there
tyler.durden
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Op, you post too much. Get a life...
tangerinegreen555
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Singlemalt
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IIReignManII
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Fuck off homie
tyler.durden
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It was a joke - you've been here longer than me, and have 100 posts. Good to see you have a keen sense of humor, you should fit in well in this subforum...
The Outdoorsman
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@curious2garden will you be my Uma Thurman, I'll be your Urban Cowboy? They just added Pulp Fiction on Netflix
tyler.durden
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I just watched that again last week for some reason. Also watched Hateful Eight again. I guess I was in a Tarantino type of mood. Great flicks...
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BarnBuster
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I always admired the art form and the willingness to commit to the long game in growing them. You might be further ahead to join one of the dedicated forums. Post a picture sometime! Good Luck
https://www.reddit.com/r/Bonsai/
http://www.fukubonsai.com/5a99.html
https://www.bonsaiempire.com/forum
https://www.bonsainut.com/forums/
that said, tell these guys to kiss your...tree?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Bonsai/
http://www.fukubonsai.com/5a99.html
https://www.bonsaiempire.com/forum
https://www.bonsainut.com/forums/
that said, tell these guys to kiss your...tree?
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cannabineer
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Fuck off homie
Bareback
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I don't know if I'm jealous or offended, myself and several other people tried to help the op and we don't get a thanks or nothing, but you Tyler....you get a " fuck off homie " wtf..... what makes you so special.
Peace and love in "19.....btw how did your nye gig go or I guess I'm really asking about the after party
tyler.durden
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I don't know if I'm jealous or offended, myself and several other people tried to help the op and we don't get a thanks or nothing, but you Tyler....you get a " fuck off homie " wtf..... what makes you so special.
Peace and love in "19.....btw how did your nye gig go or I guess I'm really asking about the after party
Lol. I seem to touch these folks somewhere down deep. It's too personal too fast, so it makes them uncomfortable. Peace and love back at you. The gig went great, I had a couple of drinks and decided to stop by the ex gf's party, after all. Her hubby had left by the time I got there, which is fine as he is truly boring. She made really good on her promise, and pulled me onto the porch for the kiss. It was delicious, and activated my launch sequence. I tried for a bit more, but she pushed me away and whispered that she'll have me over for dinner soon when he goes out of town. Sounds good to me...
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dandyrandy
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I have a ficus tree I've avoided killing for 25 years. My indoor garden looks like a bonsai. I'm trying.
bearded.beaver
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Bonsai trees are cool. I had two but when I moved the went missing.
IIReignManII
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Haha my bad, hard to pick up sarcasm in text form and I had a surge of posting that day and before it so I thought you were just being a douche lol...I'm used to people trying to kill my enthusiasm
IIReignManII
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Thundercat
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I've got a Bonsai weed plant I've been working on for well over a year now maybe closer to 2. I use it as a mother plant and keep bending it down and twisting it, and chopping it back. The body of the plant is only about 12 inches wide, and 6 inches tall.