Anti-Conservative Jokes
- Thread starter Musical Suicide
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Another cop pretending to be a dead head? Say didnt I see you in the parking lot at a dead show busting Hippys? I knew Jerry and I think youve misunderstood what it means to be a dead head. Its was never to wish anyone to "!!!!!!! Kill yourselves!!!!! "!! Ill say this YOUR ONE SICK DUDE!! I dont wish you anything, with that attitude Iam sure your attitude will take care of it and I dont need to wish it on you! (you allready did)
jamesrock
Active Member
Gone???????? LOL,,,, your right im high as shit..... you are like that tool that nobody wants to hang out with..... always talking stupid shit....... paranoid mo fo thinking everyone is 5-0........ i really did mean it.... you should consider killing yourself. World would be a way cooler place. Late FOOL!
You guys try to finish off the whole planet and cant pull it off (where still here bigger and better then ever and what are you?
) so you think well finish ourselfs off for you? You guys realy are a sick bunch. Its allmost pathetic if you had'nt done soooo much harm to 95% of the world. You guys time is over. CANT YOU GET IT ITS OVER YOUR OVER NOW JUST GET OVER IT AND GO FIND SOME PUBLIC RESTROOM IN A TRAIN STATION GET A FATAL DISEASE FROM YOUR FAG CONGRESSMAN BOYFRIEND AND DIE!! GET IT? Leave this world alone and die! OK? DEAL? Rest in Peace!! LOL!!!
Oh by the way your from Texass yes? I hope your congressman friend dosent find out about him or maybe you guys could have a threesome thats what you guys do isn't it? Ya it is! Poor sick cons!!
) so you think well finish ourselfs off for you? You guys realy are a sick bunch. Its allmost pathetic if you had'nt done soooo much harm to 95% of the world. You guys time is over. CANT YOU GET IT ITS OVER YOUR OVER NOW JUST GET OVER IT AND GO FIND SOME PUBLIC RESTROOM IN A TRAIN STATION GET A FATAL DISEASE FROM YOUR FAG CONGRESSMAN BOYFRIEND AND DIE!! GET IT? Leave this world alone and die! OK? DEAL? Rest in Peace!! LOL!!!
Oh by the way your from Texass yes? I hope your congressman friend dosent find out about him or maybe you guys could have a threesome thats what you guys do isn't it? Ya it is! Poor sick cons!!
jamesrock
Active Member
who are these "guys" that you speak of????????? I am an independent but i probably do lean more and more toward the right these days after dealing with losers like yourself...... I was just simply saying that you are like the dick nobody wants to hang out with because he talks stupid shit...... the 5-0 thing for one,,,,, the bringing up politics to drunk/stoned people,,,, another classic dipshit move...... I dont know pussy boy tell a good joke and i will laugh but when you act like anyone that doesnt think like you is a " fag boyfriend of congress" what ever the fuck that means you just seem like a real douche....anyway lighten up ,,, smoke a bowl and tell a good joke and i might laugh..... might!
medicineman
New Member
Two conservatives check in to a motel. One says to the other, you want to pitch or catch. The other one says let me see what you are pitching first. Whoa says the other, I better pitch.
Dude the only GOOD joke youd get is the joke your sitting on! (ya know your congressman boyfriends little joke). Now suck his sick dick and die!! Yes? Please?! You would help out this world repare itself if you would all just suck each others sicks dicks and rid the world of your filth, greed, stick it to the people way of fucking us all to death. So why dont you guys just fuck each other to death and leave the rest of us alone!? Really Iam not kidding why dont ya??
Sorry if you dont like being a joke butt you gays opps guys are the ones doing this crap to your selfs as you spurt your hypocrisy about God and Country! F*ing sick fag hypocrites!! Man just fag off fag way off and then die with the rest of your con fag friends but leave us alone where busy fixing the f*ed up mess you made out of the world!!
Power to the People not to the sick fag conservative hypocrites!!! Peace Out!! LOL
jamesrock
Active Member
LoL ,,,,merlin,,,,, see your still not getting it!!!! im not here with anyone.....i dont know why you keep telling me to suck other people off.... whats the matter with you dude,,,,, i mean im not judging but cmon,,,,,,, now if your telling me to suck myself off i will take it as a compliment........LOL,,,,,, I am starting to get a little nervous that you might be "special" or somewhat retarded.... in which case if you are I am sorry i challenged you... I am a big supporter of the special people.....
Jest pointin out what makes you gays oppps guys conservative hypocrites cum to come here and tell us ALL to kill our selfs F off F way off a hole! Go f your self to death!! You are a major sick freak cop nark well the worst thing I can call ys is a conservative!!
WOW now I see why your sooo sour sooooo insanely mad that you would come here and wish the whole world or any group of people you dont agree with to die to WISH them to die and as you said dude Iam not kidding all of you go kill your selfs. Its the TRUTH that you hate not us see you dont even know us you just want to kill the TRUTH but cant do it man your way to small (like your con grossman fag friend)! Your just showing everyone just HOW SICK YOU REALY ARE! So seeing we all now know why your here and that your a cop nark fag and here is the realy bad one CONSERVATIVE why even keep going just go!! Bye!!
WOW now I see why your sooo sour sooooo insanely mad that you would come here and wish the whole world or any group of people you dont agree with to die to WISH them to die and as you said dude Iam not kidding all of you go kill your selfs. Its the TRUTH that you hate not us see you dont even know us you just want to kill the TRUTH but cant do it man your way to small (like your con grossman fag friend)! Your just showing everyone just HOW SICK YOU REALY ARE! So seeing we all now know why your here and that your a cop nark fag and here is the realy bad one CONSERVATIVE why even keep going just go!! Bye!!
Pumert
Well-Known Member
I just think its weird how we liberals are just trying to have some fun within our own circle and conservatives feel the need to come in and say blah blah your not funny your the reason our country is falling apart fuck obama blah blah blah. i mean its not like we are assigning a thread to locate all conservative users and blow up their house i mean god dam take that stick (at least i hope its a stick) out your ass and just learn to laff and i mean really if you dont want to be offended why the fuck would you click on a thread that says anti-conservative jokes??
medicineman
New Member
Conservatives have no sense of humor when it pans them, but revel in making retarded jokes about liberals. How many conservatives does it take to screw in a light bulb? No-one actually knows, because when they hear the word screw, they start fondling eachother and cant get the job done.
jamesrock
Active Member
Again People!!!!! try to listen closely...... not conservative,,,,,,, just dont see how a picture of bush saying he was the 20th hijacker is funny....... Merlin is no different than the weirdos who are far right religious...... same shit just from the other side..... Just sick of assholes trying to shove their opinons down my throat.......