Another sad story

Chunky Stool

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Sounds cliche, but you sound too nice.
There's nothing wrong with being a nice person, but when you let people take advantage of you because it's the path of least resistance, you need to take a close look in the mirror and reevaluate.
Given the situation, your confidence and self esteem have probably taken quite a beating. It might help to talk to someone.
But be careful. There are a lot of quacks out there. Don't be afraid to walk away if it doesn't feel right.
 

Singlemalt

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Dude, you are completely over reacting. You've been split for a year, she left. Unless you haven't been forth coming; there were no declarations of exclusivity, etc. In my eyes she did no wrong. You have a business relationship now and you are ill prepared to burn it down. Get your ducks in a row and ease out of it or face potential tribulations.
 

Will Ferrell

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Now that's funny!
I've been told I have a unicorn penis I'm happy to report. 6 and 3 quarters. Yes it's pretty perfect I think. But who knows. I don't think she left me cause of that.. I was joking with her when i spoke to her briefly early and said in Peter Griffins voice " is he bigger than me", that was followed by a long awkward silence...
 

Will Ferrell

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I recall the shed, not the buttsex lol. Did we ever find out what the critter was? Narrowed down to raccoons or opossums
Yes. Pack rats. Big ones, and lots of em. I think I saw the mama in there yesterday. I threw a box of mothballs in there, doesn't seem to phase them
 

curious2garden

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Yes. Pack rats. Big ones, and lots of em. I think I saw the mama in there yesterday. I threw a box of mothballs in there, doesn't seem to phase them
You're still dealing with that? That sort of explains the entire problem don't you think?

Adulting
Make a plan
Implement plan
Evaluate plan
Revise plan
Repeat until you reach success or get arrested
 

Will Ferrell

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Dude, you are completely over reacting. You've been split for a year, she left. Unless you haven't been forth coming; there were no declarations of exclusivity, etc. In my eyes she did no wrong. You have a business relationship now and you are ill prepared to burn it down. Get your ducks in a row and ease out of it or face potential tribulations.
I think deep down, that's how I felt. That's why it's confusing I'm so upset.
 

Chunky Stool

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Yes. Pack rats. Big ones, and lots of em. I think I saw the mama in there yesterday. I threw a box of mothballs in there, doesn't seem to phase them
Buy a pellet gun.
Seriously. The technology has come a long way since Crosman and Daisy owned the market.
Or if you've got a .22 rifle, CCI makes a bullet called "CB Cap" that makes less noise than many air rifles. Range is limited, but it would be perfect for dispatching vermin in a shed. (Just beware of ricochets.)
 

Will Ferrell

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You're still dealing with that? That sort of explains the entire problem don't you think?

Adulting
Make a plan
Implement plan
Evaluate plan
Revise plan
Repeat until you reach success or get arrested
Things have been so fucked up for so long. I tried many times. This whole mountain is kinda infested. I'm not the only one. I guess that's my best defense to that. Yes things are bad. Many different things going on.
 

Will Ferrell

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Gotta add a little chocolate syrup.
I've used peanut butter with a drop of chocolate syrup in mouse/rat traps for decades. Never fails -- they can't stand it.
I call it "peanut butter surprise", and boy do they look surprised!
Gotta add a little chocolate syrup.
I've used peanut butter with a drop of chocolate syrup in mouse/rat traps for decades. Never fails -- they can't stand it.
I call it "peanut butter surprise", and boy do they look surprised!
I tried with the pellet gun, those fuckers are fast and only come out at night when it's cold and hard to see. The vet advised not to use poison for fear that it eats it and then runs out of the shed and dies, there's a good chance my dog would eat it and kill him as well. I thought they were joking a long time ago when they advised me to get a farrel cat. Now I'm starting to think they were serious.
 

srh88

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I tried with the pellet gun, those fuckers are fast and only come out at night when it's cold and hard to see. The vet advised not to use poison for fear that it eats it and then runs out of the shed and dies, there's a good chance my dog would eat it and kill him as well. I thought they were joking a long time ago when they advised me to get a farrel cat. Now I'm starting to think they were serious.
A will farral cat..
 
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