American Horror Story: Abused, Neglected, Freak Plant Haunting Me

OK. This is embarrassing, but I'm putting it out there as a lesson learned,....and honestly, to give folks a good laugh.

About 5 months ago I started my first ever grow with bag seeds, no nutes, Miracle Grow "Organic" and CFLs. I've since progressed to a much more sophisticated system and new plants that are doing well.

BUT, my past seems to be haunting me!

As if a dark reminder of my early failures, one of the bag seed plants has refused to die. After many unlicensed surgeries (including failed mainlining and grotesque FIMing), forced mal-nourishment (no nutes, bad soil), and tossing her into solitary (actually tossed her into a dark abandoned corner for 4 days), .....she insists on HAUNTING me! Or more precisely, has continued to live and form buds!!!!

A grim reminder of my earliest days as a Newbie, I'd like to finally put this abused, malformed and freakish lady to rest. BUT she has buds!!!!

An example for other Newbies: start with bag seed. While you're still learning, DO NOT spend a lot of money to create your own American Horror Story Freak Lady.

Here she is (I call her Jessica):



Cheers!!!!

Zo

The will to live is strong in this one.

Jessica is having some issues lol

All part of the journey! I never took pics of my failures but still have the visions of them in my head!

The question at hand is: do I finally "off" Jessica, or wait for those buds to mature? Given her sad state, I fear that they will suck.

Advice?

Zo

You owe it to Jessica to let her finish, even if she sucks.

They will get prettier and prettier, then they will smell amazing and cure even better. You will smoke them and they will be the best weed of your life. Then you will start to feel terrible, you will get sick and not know why, then her voice will start in your head "HAHAHA YOU TOOK THE BAIT AND SMOKED ME, NOW I AM PART OF YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!! GET USED TO MY VOICE CUZ IT's ALL YOU'LL EVER HEAR HAHAHAHAHA" and nazi aliens will attack you.
The Moral of the story: Don't trust anything that's haunted.

PLEASE!!!!! I don't want to call in the Catholic Priests!!!!!

who wants to weigh in? Kill Jessica, or put her out of her misery?

ZoBudd said:

who wants to weigh in? Kill Jessica, or put her out of her misery?

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I'm gonna vote for let her live, I don't wanna pick between death and kinder death.

OY!!!! I agree, I just can't kill her!!! Poor, evil, Jessica.....

Scientific Experiment in process

Oh fuck that. Repot her and reveg her ass. Take clones a month or 2 from now. Could be the incredibly hard to kill and good producing strain we all look for!

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Jessica is still hanging in there!!!!! She's starting to smell pretty lemony too.

Any advice on keeping my monster alive?

ZoBudd said:

Any advice on keeping my monster alive?

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well that's pretty obvious... keep her in the dark, give her no nutes and bad soil

ZoBudd said:

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Jessica is still hanging in there!!!!! She's starting to smell pretty lemony too.

Any advice on keeping my monster alive?

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She's looking pretty great, everything considered. I would keep doin' what you're doin'!

Might as well let her finish I mean it's free bud.

I vote to let her live.

ZoBudd said:

who wants to weigh in? Kill Jessica, or put her out of her misery?

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I vote let her live....

I vote to let her live.