Alabama has the best Jesus

Mississipi Jesus tried to fight Crimson Tide Jesus in the biyou but Crimson Tide Jesus ran over Missisippi jesus with his hovercraft while Louisana jesus was eatin cajun crawdads. Meanwhile flight malaysian flight 370 has been safely located on the moon base. Thankyou for watching csnbc.

Been hittin those mushrooms again?

I wish UofO Duck Jesus could get his act together to play and defeat Crimson Tide Jesus one of these years. Sigh. Always a Jesus Bridesmaid, never a Jesus Bride at the Jesus BCS game.