AK Bean Brains

teddy bonkers

Well-Known Member
Ok guys, I have been lurking this thread for awhile. I know this is my first post, but believe me when I say, I have been on these forums longer then most of you combined. I won't elaborate any farther, not why I came here. So, I bought some akbb gear. I currently have a nl5 nl1/nl1 bx about 3 weeks into flower. I have had 4 super skunk sprouted, 3 showed male flowers in veg. I think #4 is female. she will be going into flower any day now. I also have grown a male dtla/goji freebie from JBC that I chopped and have 2 new seedlings going of that. at 3 weeks in, the NL looks good. I had a friend back in the day that had the OG NL, I got him a clone from my sisters friend and he grew it for yrs. long before I grew and knew to keep a cut.
so I know what that stuff should be like. I'll post some pics and a smoke report as I go. I also will be working in the mtf freebies if these turn out good.
 

bookwarm

New Member
If you think so shitty of him then by all means, why even be here??? 99% of what you just said is complete bullshit. Imo you are probably some jealous fuck of a shit "chucker" that calls yourself a "breeder", that's pissed off because AKBB is reaping all of your sales on your "elite" s1 and poly hybrid cake n cookie crosses.... Gtf out of here with that shit! If anything, you should have some hardcore fucking respect for a man that is bringing all of these old genetics back to the people. The shit that started this entire industry and got us where we are today.

Go crawl back up inside of your mothers whore hole where you came from you fucking troll. Anyone here that agrees with you should do the same! There is a reason AKBB is respected so highly in the breeding World and has collaborated with people like relic/dynasty, mr. Bob hemphill etc... Did you know that he donated and contributed $20,000 worth of genetics to the "Canndor" herbarium? How many other breeders do you know that's done such a thing? I'm not saying he is the ONLY great breeder/person out there... I am saying however that he is among the greatest and I respect a lot of fucking breeders.

You obviously know nothing about the man and you should get the fuck off this thread. Shows how fucking stupid you are for following a thread that you have no interest in, a breeder you despise so much... Guess it was worth reading huh? Shit bag.





We all knew this was coming.... The trolls, the haters, the jealousy, and the list goes on.... Coming out of the woodworks boys!


Fuck you. I'm saying what it is, so that dumb pieces of shit like you don't sway people into spending their money on bullshit. Whether he has the goods or not, there is no way he is being the most honest breeder. You probably just got a few responses and now think he's your best buddy or something stupid like that. You probably also buy all the garbage rand paul and moscow mitch sell. Why don't you go back to IG, or better yet, go crawl back up beanbrains ass and eat up all his shit while you talk to god in spanish because of your overhyped cgpr strain, even if it isn't really that potent, you can continue to buy into your own lies about beanbrains' sure fire letdown garbage and play pretend, you self deluded redneck reject.
 

bookwarm

New Member
Nobody here gives a flying fuck what you have to say - Mr 1st post man. :finger:
Kick rocks douche canoe.

I don't give a damn about you or bean brains accepting me. No serious breeder or seller would ever hype stuff up like he does or sell different versions of that crap like he does. Whether or not it is good has nothing to do with it, the guy is sketchy at best. Unlike all you dumbasses who spend hundreds of dollars on something that has no real reviews, and who defend him to the death without even smoking any of his gear, many new buyers would like to know all the facts before making a purchase and not just the hype from his fanboys and questionable descriptions from the man himself. There is no way in hell some of his claims are anywhere near reality. Blackouts and talking to god in Spanish... lol... marijuana will never make you experience this level of psychosis unless you are younger than the age of 14 or are a total lightweight, and anybody who dives head in based on claims like that without having serious doubts is a fucking idiot. When all is said and done, if it doesn't live up to the hype, beanbrains will be seen as a fraud and all his followers will be seen as unreliable suck-ups. If it does live up to it, I will apologize in advance, but let's get some real results before saying the seeds are worth it or talking like the guy is the most honest and genuine breeder out there. That's just ridiculous. Hey, if I start selling some seeds, and get a bunch of people on IG to say how fire it is, would you all buy my stuff? It's real visual trippy stuff... it will make you see dead people and talk to little green aliens in Vietnamese. I can even get someone to talk it up for me here on the forums. Of course, the stuff you get from a bank isn't what I'm talking about... and if you really want to know, it isn't even really what I offer. But believe me, it's good, and so is all my other stuff. Get real.
 

mindriot

Well-Known Member
I don't give a damn about you or bean brains accepting me. No serious breeder or seller would ever hype stuff up like he does or sell different versions of that crap like he does. Whether or not it is good has nothing to do with it, the guy is sketchy at best. Unlike all you dumbasses who spend hundreds of dollars on something that has no real reviews, and who defend him to the death without even smoking any of his gear, many new buyers would like to know all the facts before making a purchase and not just the hype from his fanboys and questionable descriptions from the man himself. There is no way in hell some of his claims are anywhere near reality. Blackouts and talking to god in Spanish... lol... marijuana will never make you experience this level of psychosis unless you are younger than the age of 14 or are a total lightweight, and anybody who dives head in based on claims like that without having serious doubts is a fucking idiot. When all is said and done, if it doesn't live up to the hype, beanbrains will be seen as a fraud and all his followers will be seen as unreliable suck-ups. If it does live up to it, I will apologize in advance, but let's get some real results before saying the seeds are worth it or talking like the guy is the most honest and genuine breeder out there. That's just ridiculous. Hey, if I start selling some seeds, and get a bunch of people on IG to say how fire it is, would you all buy my stuff? It's real visual trippy stuff... it will make you see dead people and talk to little green aliens in Vietnamese. I can even get someone to talk it up for me here on the forums. Of course, the stuff you get from a bank isn't what I'm talking about... and if you really want to know, it isn't even really what I offer. But believe me, it's good, and so is all my other stuff. Get real.
Cool story bro. Seems like you have a lot of hate invested in this. So tell me, who do you consider to be serious breeders?
 

psychadelibud

Well-Known Member
Fuck you. I'm saying what it is, so that dumb pieces of shit like you don't sway people into spending their money on bullshit. Whether he has the goods or not, there is no way he is being the most honest breeder. You probably just got a few responses and now think he's your best buddy or something stupid like that. You probably also buy all the garbage rand paul and moscow mitch sell. Why don't you go back to IG, or better yet, go crawl back up beanbrains ass and eat up all his shit while you talk to god in spanish because of your overhyped cgpr strain, even if it isn't really that potent, you can continue to buy into your own lies about beanbrains' sure fire letdown garbage and play pretend, you self deluded redneck reject.
I don't give a damn about you or bean brains accepting me. No serious breeder or seller would ever hype stuff up like he does or sell different versions of that crap like he does. Whether or not it is good has nothing to do with it, the guy is sketchy at best. Unlike all you dumbasses who spend hundreds of dollars on something that has no real reviews, and who defend him to the death without even smoking any of his gear, many new buyers would like to know all the facts before making a purchase and not just the hype from his fanboys and questionable descriptions from the man himself. There is no way in hell some of his claims are anywhere near reality. Blackouts and talking to god in Spanish... lol... marijuana will never make you experience this level of psychosis unless you are younger than the age of 14 or are a total lightweight, and anybody who dives head in based on claims like that without having serious doubts is a fucking idiot. When all is said and done, if it doesn't live up to the hype, beanbrains will be seen as a fraud and all his followers will be seen as unreliable suck-ups. If it does live up to it, I will apologize in advance, but let's get some real results before saying the seeds are worth it or talking like the guy is the most honest and genuine breeder out there. That's just ridiculous. Hey, if I start selling some seeds, and get a bunch of people on IG to say how fire it is, would you all buy my stuff? It's real visual trippy stuff... it will make you see dead people and talk to little green aliens in Vietnamese. I can even get someone to talk it up for me here on the forums. Of course, the stuff you get from a bank isn't what I'm talking about... and if you really want to know, it isn't even really what I offer. But believe me, it's good, and so is all my other stuff. Get real.


Ouch...... that hurt. Why you gotta go and be so mean? I think.... I think I'm gonna cry or commit suicide by night fall.













































But.... not till after I grow out this CG/PR and smoke myself into the oblivion and have a little session with "God" first. Lol ... Get real. Go on and troll somewhere else, you come on here with ONE post saying these things. This only proves who and what you really are, your a hater and your so jealous its amusing.
 

psychadelibud

Well-Known Member
Cool story bro. Seems like you have a lot of hate invested in this. So tell me, who do you consider to be serious breeders?
Exactly.... How does he not realize how obvious his presence is here? The dude is straight up a jealous troll. I guarantee hes got another handle on here and I could almost guarantee he probably is a "competitive chucker"...


I'm not wasting my time arguing with this ass wipe any longer, it's truly not worth crashing an awesome thread, over a shit stain. You see this type of thing in almost any other breeder thread... The one dude that pops up, with one post, blurting out shit from there mouth cause their asshole is plugged with something foreign. It's the same story, that always repeats itself in history. We were expecting it.
 

kroc

Well-Known Member
Yup there is always one, best to just drown em out with reviews, whether they be good or bad. No point in assuming or speculating. Especially with nothing to back it up. Grow some of his shit out and then come tell me its bad. Not the other way around.
 

Bakersfield

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Unlike all you dumbasses who spend hundreds of dollars on something that has no real reviews, and who defend him to the death without even smoking any of his gear, many new buyers would like to know all the facts before making a purchase and not just the hype from his fanboys and questionable descriptions from the man himself.
I've spent about $200 on his gear
I don't buy a lot of seeds.
People give them to me and I make my own.
I've been at this since the early 90's. I have cred, but you just have a couple of posts off your soapbox.
I gave an example and a review and pictures.

the guy is sketchy at best.
Yet he is friends with and actively trades genetics with just about every breeder that I respect.
But I guess you figure he invented all these strains that he is selling and he is just some make believe yahoo that lives in an igloo.
Hey, if I start selling some seeds, and get a bunch of people on IG to say how fire it is, would you all buy my stuff? It's real visual trippy stuff... it will make you see dead people and talk to little green aliens in Vietnamese. I can even get someone to talk it up for me here on the forums. Of course, the stuff you get from a bank isn't what I'm talking about... and if you really want to know, it isn't even really what I offer. But believe me, it's good, and so is all my other stuff. Get real.
So who exactly are you? C'mon don't be a sissy and let's get into your exclusive gear.
You seem like a bitter and jealous breeder that can't sell his seeds so he's got to come on and shit on someone who is obviously doing better.
 

Omkarananda

Well-Known Member
@bookwarm Makes some good points...BUT...may I say my opinion:
When we have a criticism, isn’t is best to just lay it out without adding personal insults? I think the conversation could have been a lot better if it had continued instead of turning into a name calling contest.
I am one of the people who has spent a couple hundred bucks plus on his seeds. So if it does turn out that they aren’t that good, then it’s good that people should know. So far, on this thread, the reviews have been good from what I’ve seen and read. My experience so far has been very limited but good so far. I have 4 of the TKNL5H growing but they are just seedlings still. I popped 5 previously and had 4 pop and they were males. I have some Dope Beard Durban freebies growing outdoor too, but they’re small still. I’ll give my honest opinions about the plants I get. We all love cannabis and all want to ensure that we’re growing and breeding the best genetics for the future. There isn’t any point in the ad hominem arguing. That just wastes time. Stick to the actual point(s). :bigjoint::peace::joint:
 

Bakersfield

Well-Known Member
If @Bakersfield says the nl/tk haze is bomb, I believe him. Same with several other folks who have commented with their results on Ak's beans.

Maybe if bookworm had some trustworthy online acquaintances he'd be able to rely on other folks experiences too vs attacking folks for growing weed he didnt approve of, lol.
This isn't Barneys Farm we're talking about here. :P

Ak Beanbrains claims of passing out or talking to god in Spanish maybe selling points, but I think he's sort of elaborating on the effects that Neville described when he introduced Nl5 x Haze.
Just my 2 cents
 

psychadelibud

Well-Known Member
@bookwarm no... he doesn't make any good points at all. For one, you can ask anyone in the industry and you'll never hear a bad thing or review about the man. For 2, mother fucker if your gonna talk shit then you best be bringing out all these negative reviews that lead to you to believe this shit.

Show me just ONE negative review about his gear or his legitimacy, better yet copy and paste it, screenshot it, source it, link it, whatever... I just wanna see this. It's not going to happen.
 

SpaceGrease

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Didn’t AK just self identify a “stoner moment “ where a couple year labeling mishap was just rectified ? That could be viewed as a consumer negative if you are in the hate game and be along the lines of some points he/she was trying to make .
 
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teddy bonkers

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Yup there is always one, best to just drown em out with reviews, whether they be good or bad. No point in assuming or speculating. Especially with nothing to back it up. Grow some of his shit out and then come tell me its bad. Not the other way around.
can't give likes yet, but this says it all.
 

Robar

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@bookwarm Makes some good points...BUT...may I say my opinion:
When we have a criticism, isn’t is best to just lay it out without adding personal insults? I think the conversation could have been a lot better if it had continued instead of turning into a name calling contest.
I am one of the people who has spent a couple hundred bucks plus on his seeds. So if it does turn out that they aren’t that good, then it’s good that people should know. So far, on this thread, the reviews have been good from what I’ve seen and read. My experience so far has been very limited but good so far. I have 4 of the TKNL5H growing but they are just seedlings still. I popped 5 previously and had 4 pop and they were males. I have some Dope Beard Durban freebies growing outdoor too, but they’re small still. I’ll give my honest opinions about the plants I get. We all love cannabis and all want to ensure that we’re growing and breeding the best genetics for the future. There isn’t any point in the ad hominem arguing. That just wastes time. Stick to the actual point(s). :bigjoint::peace::joint:
My sentiments exactly! I also just acquired the dope beard durban. came in the mail yesterday and I'm trying to get it slated in toward the front of the line. So many seeds, so little space and time and...
 

psychadelibud

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This isn't Barneys Farm we're talking about here. :P

Ak Beanbrains claims of passing out or talking to god in Spanish maybe selling points, but I think he's sort of elaborating on the effects that Neville described when he introduced Nl5 x Haze.
Just my 2 cents
Neville specifically stated that "when combined with alcohol" in that book. It may be phrased differently in each catalog, I'm not sure. I'll have to look and check, and when I find it I'll post up pics.

I will tell you a true story, and try and make it as short as possible. Hell, I'm infamous for my lengthy posts around here, I've had people cry about them before instead of just skipping over them instead (no shit)... lol.

We used to have a small group/circle of guys that were basically a small town mafia, that had ties with larger operations and organizations. I worked with them some. Anyway, they would work their own lines and you had like 6 or 7 different small groups spread out over a specific part of the state, all working those same lines as each other. They would all communicate on the projects and select certain keepers, that was then produced commercially to the people. We would catch ear and take notes from the local dealers.

Well they ended up selecting 3 different keepers of what was in demand the most, they refer to these plants as "3 legends". There was plant (A) which was the most Indica, pure landrace Afghani brought back from a tour in Afghanistan from a close friend to the group. This pheno would literally fuck, you, up. It hit so hard between the eyes, yet it was such a pure indica slam. I've never seen anything like it, ever... still to this day. My ex wife "greened out" everytime she would smoke it! Literally within a couple minutes it was like a narcotic train smashed you in the head/face and left you comatose. I've blacked out on it, my ex wife frequently had to lay down immediately and sometimes didn't make it find to a seat. We had reports of newbies falling over constantly. The buds were the hardest, densest nugs I've ever seen, like rocks... literally. The smell was a deep spice, pepper and musty earth. I would kill to have that cut and I do know someone that still supposedly either has it, or has a connection to it. I'm working on finding this one to put in my breeding arsenal.... Also to pass along to AK Bean Brains.... Man, that'll really piss someone off :blsmoke:. I'm hoping from the way AKBB talks that the SoHum95 somewhat relates!

Then you had plant (B) and (C) and they were nothing to joke around about either. (B) was also an Afghani that was found in the same exact line as (A) was found. It wasn't as powerful but had a better taste, a little more functional high and yielded extreme! Finally plant (C) was my favorite, the (A) was too narcotic to smoke fulltime, I swear to god you would literally become a "Heroin Junkie" in appearance! Supposedly plant (C) was found long before the other two and had been around for many years but they didn't decide its fate to remain till years later (for whatever reason). It was rumored to be a NL5HAZE cross and this one was extremely psychedelic and yes, it was infamous for sending lightweights to the hospital in panic/palpations or in a corner begging to God to snap out of it. The sativa effects were extreme and I have had very very few sativas or indicas even come close to comparison. I can get this particular cut with ease, I do believe. Just not ready for it yet and I dont have the room at the moment. I know people will doubt this claim and possibly even the entire post but man, anyone that has passed through Kentucky and had the chance to end up with some of this flower will tell you they'll never forget it and it will leave something in the heart to be truly missed and cherished for life. One of these days, I'll get to a time and place in life where I can try and put these in seed form to be stable and produce the same effects as the mothers do. Kentucky has some damn good herb!


If you ever pass through the the south eastern bluegrass state and score some bud labeled "Legend" or "L" A, B or C you can guarantee that your in for one hell of time....
 
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