AK Bean Brains

Funkentelechy

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Anybody ran akbb's chocolope? Finally got my hands on some and it days it's from dna stock which I think was reputable for a long time I had killer Skywalker from them anyways. Super stoked need some Lope in my life
I grew one Skunk Qabbage Bx7, which is half Chocolope, last year outdoor.
It grew tall with an open structure, produced well, was super frosty, and was easy to clip. Extremely potent with a thick, greasy, smoke. I love it, it has that expando effect when you take a hit. The taste is earthy chocolate marshmallow kush flavor.
Finished mid November
 

Boatguy

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Im interested to see how these do. Ive got 3 packs Ive yet to use. Please keep with updates.
Not very consistent anymore. Each of them is totally different.
Ignore the premature leaf colors, my temps at lights out in the basement are around 63f.
IMG_2076.jpeg Is fast maturing from the looks now, decent frost, and pretty stinky.
IMG_2078.jpeg Not as fast, but abit frostier with the same smell.
IMG_2077.jpegMaybe im not feeding enough, i dont know. Tip burn throwing me off. Not as good looking heathwise as the other 3.
IMG_2079.jpegThis is the greenest, but also the slowest with the least amount of frost or stink.
 

misterlaxx

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TKNL5 Haze NL Dom I just smoked some fan leaves..my Pheno is like Dense, and smells of lemon pinesole cleaner, with a funky backtone..but sharp...and ammoniated almost...I just smoked some fan leaves that are drying while in the start of this week (12th)...It's pushing it's last bit out, and the buds are already dense..I mean...this shit right here..smoking the sugar leaves...this shit is like cerebrally in the top center of my head, and alive...fuck, I'm assuming this is going to be a very psychedelic strain...fuck, just the leaves so far are ...anyone who speaks against this man is a fucking kook...god oh mighty, fuck thug pug's 300 bullshit markups and Matt riots shit talk, I'll fight all for this dude
 

misterlaxx

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AKBB in his pot cast talks highly of that tknl5 haze as being the strongest weed on earth and makes a point of it making lots of people vomit or worse piss themselves
I mean, I've grown dairy queen, Soraya bodhi, Bty og/pp/GMO from clone 9 pound hammer from that dude with fun glasses, Master Kush skunk from Mr nice, and so far for me...this is the strongest for sure, it really does seem like it'll be a fucking train to my waking and sub conscious . No Bs, I'm very grateful for the simple people who don't hype gear, and deliver..my god
 
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AlSeedsman

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My most recent grow that I finished was just one consumption f2 plant. I'd probably be lying if I said it measured up to what I was HOPING for, after listening to that pot cast, but I definitely wasn't disappointed the smoke is really good. And the yield was the best I've done in my 4 years of growing for myself. 6.75oz. I'm thinking I got something that was basically NL5 dominant in flavor and high but maybe haze Dom in its stretch and structure.
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Haven't tested it but I imagine it's like 25% thc, I'll for sure revisit this pack of seeds.

Edit: 83 days of flower, vegged to sexual maturity for anyone wondering. Could have probably taken her further.
 
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ManofTREE

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Looks like good smoke. I have to agree not every seed is going to be a winner. Even in csi Humboldt's pot cast ( sorry for referencing these so much but these guys know their shit) he talks about how some purple punch type phenols look great but lack the punch. Like how chem d and chem 91 hit the hardest out of the 13 chem seeds joe b and whomever popped. I think your buds look great and you should enjoy them. I am not trying to over hype something with the consumption, I think even the best crosses take a multi plant run to find the hardest hitters
 

Paddletail

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That does sound right. I just remember that I was let down as I listened to the Potcast, bought some TKNL5HZ and then heard the mix up a day or two later.
 

jimihendrix1

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The best stuff Ibe seen since the early 70s was a 1991 cross of Sensi Seeds NL5 x Haze x Nevils Hashplant x Skunk#1. My buddy was an Eagle Scout Master, and had gone to Louisville, Ky to a gathering, and one of the older Eagle Scouts gave him 2 different strains. I cant remember the exact genetics of the other strain, but my buddy gave me this strain, and he kept the other. I do know it had Kush, and Skunk1 in it. Not OG Kush either. Kush as from the Kush mountains in Afghanistan.

It was so potent I had people get mad at me because they thought I put PCP in it. Every hit would choke your head off, and if you tried to hold it in, it could make you lose you vision for a few seconds, and cough your brains out. Not advisable to drive, and smoke it. I live next to a 52 acre park, with a road running through the middle of it. It was a local hangout from the late 60s, up until the mid 90s. I was walking on the road up to the middle of the park, and had a joint of this rolled, looking for a victim. I saw a buddy of mine, and his girlfriend, and they were in a van drivig through the park. I asked them if they wanted to burn one, and they said yes. They had never smoked any of this weed. This was in 1992.
So I got in the van, and fired up the joint, and before we could make it to the exit of the park, we had taken 2 hits each, and my buddy had to pull over, and park. He couldnt drive. We sat there for an hour before he could drive. I gave him the rest of the joint to smoke at home.

Another time I smoked a joint with a friend, and his girlfriend, at his house, and she got so sick she threw up for 3 hours, and had to sit beside the toilet, just so she would be close to the toilet to throw up. It also put my buddy on the ground, and he has smoked since 1970, and he was also green for 2-3 hours. It also gave him severe gastro distress. He didnt shit his pants, but he farted for hours, and hours. Im sure if he had anything to shit out, he would have. His now exgirlfriend is still mad at me 30 years later because she thought I put PCP in the joint. She hates me. I lso warned her about how strong it was, and she assured me she had smoked good weed, and knew what good weed was.

It tasted like floral hash, and smelled like floral catpiss. Extremely stinky. I was growing a crop inside, and you could smell it out in the middle of the street. The shit reeked. It also had a strong sativa buzz to it, though it also on average made you want to stay home and not go out. It was very paranoia inducing. I had been smoking weed since 1967, and also use to do alot of LSD, PCP, Desoxyn, Tuinals, Quaaludes ect, so this wasnt my first rodeo. Use to inject Desoxyn, PCP straight from the vets office, K4 Dilaudid, Pharmaceutical coke straight out of the pharmacy and LSD. Did plenty of Owsley acid, Windowpane, Yellow, and Orange Sunshine, STP, opium from Vietnam in 72. Only saw STP one time. DMT. I quit al of it in 1976 when I OD on 1:1000 Adrenaline, 95 units mainline. That was it for me. Also quit cigs, and drinking. Smoked only weed. Then in 78 I started lifting weights, and running. Ran a 2 hours 38 minute Marathon, and was 148lbs AAU owerlifting champ in Ky, in 1985. Also use to run 50 mile ultra marathons, but knees wont stand for that anymore. I dont run anymore than 15 miles now, and dont do that very often. I run 20-40 miles a week depending on time of the year. from March through September I run more, and October - February, I lift heavier weights, but dont go under 5 reps anymore.

But I can attest that the NL5 x Haze, and the HP x Sk1 I had was as strong as anything youre going to find anywhere, if NL5 X Haze is still as good as it was back in the 90s, it, and a good hybrid of it is some powerful weed.

The stuff I had also had no ceiling to it, and you never built a tolerance to it. I grew it, and it only for almost 6 years, and didnt care about any other strain of weed. I knew when I took the first toke,,, from the first time I smoked it that this was the weed Id been lookng for since weed started to go downhill in the mid-late 70s. It blows any kind of so called Road Kill Skunk out of the water, and we had plenty of it here in Kentucky. If I could get this strain back again, Id never waste money on seeds again, and I have at least $15,000 worth of seeds in the fridge.

I lost the strain in 97 when a partner of mine got caught with 500 clones I gave him to put n his farm in Lincoln county Kentucky. It wass a 2000 acre faarm. He ratted on me, and came to the place I had rented, which was in his name ( He was 70 years old then, and I was 39 ), and they busted me for over 500 more clones. I was dong mine inside. I ended up doing from 1997-2009 with the Feds, and he ended up getting off. I also got charged with manufaacturing all of the clones. Over 1000 of them. But he got off scott free, though I did tell the feds it was all my idea, and admitted to making all the clones. But he still ratted me out. I pled guilty to a mandatory Minimum of 10-Life.

But Ive beeen searchig to recreate these genetics, and it seems that between AKBeanBrains, Authentic Genetics, and Cricketts and Cicada Seed, I may be able to try and recreate this strain.

While I wanted the Crickets and Cicada Puck Hashplant BC2, it sold out, but I did get the Crickets and Cicada Pacific Northwest Hashplant x Puck Hashplant BC1. Nevils original Hashplant was Pacific Northwest Hashplant x NL1, and got a male of this, and bred it back into the PNWHP mother. So this is a very close replication.

Then I have 2 packs of AKBB NL5 x Haze, and 2 packs of Authentic Genetics Skunk1

I will use the best female I can find out of the NL5 x Haze, and maybe 1- 2 best Males out of the PNWHP x Puck HP BC1, and the best Skunk1 female out of 2 packs, and see what that comes up with.

I'll breed the Male Hashplant, into the best Sk1 Female, and get a male from it, and breed that back into the best Female NL5 x Haze.

This year I will F2 all of the NL5 x Haze, and next year find the best female of of maybe a 100, and then use the best males I can find out of the HP x Skunk1. Its going to take 2 seasons to do the project.

Im also gong to F2 the PNWHP X Puck BC1, and I also have packs of the Sensi Star x Puck BC1, and the Nepali HP x Puck HP BC1 that will also get F2.
 

krock8907

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Anyone run the Williams W x Blueberry? Is a short structured fast grow expected here?

respect,
pal
Anyone run the Williams W x Blueberry? Is a short structured fast grow expected here?

respect,
pal
I am going into flower in a like 2 weeks. So far short structured but not incredibly fast growth. Looking forward to these, I have 7 going in my 4x8 should be a good grow.
 

Palomar

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The best stuff Ibe seen since the early 70s was a 1991 cross of Sensi Seeds NL5 x Haze x Nevils Hashplant x Skunk#1. My buddy was an Eagle Scout Master, and had gone to Louisville, Ky to a gathering, and one of the older Eagle Scouts gave him 2 different strains. I cant remember the exact genetics of the other strain, but my buddy gave me this strain, and he kept the other. I do know it had Kush, and Skunk1 in it. Not OG Kush either. Kush as from the Kush mountains in Afghanistan.

It was so potent I had people get mad at me because they thought I put PCP in it. Every hit would choke your head off, and if you tried to hold it in, it could make you lose you vision for a few seconds, and cough your brains out. Not advisable to drive, and smoke it. I live next to a 52 acre park, with a road running through the middle of it. It was a local hangout from the late 60s, up until the mid 90s. I was walking on the road up to the middle of the park, and had a joint of this rolled, looking for a victim. I saw a buddy of mine, and his girlfriend, and they were in a van drivig through the park. I asked them if they wanted to burn one, and they said yes. They had never smoked any of this weed. This was in 1992.
So I got in the van, and fired up the joint, and before we could make it to the exit of the park, we had taken 2 hits each, and my buddy had to pull over, and park. He couldnt drive. We sat there for an hour before he could drive. I gave him the rest of the joint to smoke at home.

Another time I smoked a joint with a friend, and his girlfriend, at his house, and she got so sick she threw up for 3 hours, and had to sit beside the toilet, just so she would be close to the toilet to throw up. It also put my buddy on the ground, and he has smoked since 1970, and he was also green for 2-3 hours. It also gave him severe gastro distress. He didnt shit his pants, but he farted for hours, and hours. Im sure if he had anything to shit out, he would have. His now exgirlfriend is still mad at me 30 years later because she thought I put PCP in the joint. She hates me. I lso warned her about how strong it was, and she assured me she had smoked good weed, and knew what good weed was.

It tasted like floral hash, and smelled like floral catpiss. Extremely stinky. I was growing a crop inside, and you could smell it out in the middle of the street. The shit reeked. It also had a strong sativa buzz to it, though it also on average made you want to stay home and not go out. It was very paranoia inducing. I had been smoking weed since 1967, and also use to do alot of LSD, PCP, Desoxyn, Tuinals, Quaaludes ect, so this wasnt my first rodeo. Use to inject Desoxyn, PCP straight from the vets office, K4 Dilaudid, Pharmaceutical coke straight out of the pharmacy and LSD. Did plenty of Owsley acid, Windowpane, Yellow, and Orange Sunshine, STP, opium from Vietnam in 72. Only saw STP one time. DMT. I quit al of it in 1976 when I OD on 1:1000 Adrenaline, 95 units mainline. That was it for me. Also quit cigs, and drinking. Smoked only weed. Then in 78 I started lifting weights, and running. Ran a 2 hours 38 minute Marathon, and was 148lbs AAU owerlifting champ in Ky, in 1985. Also use to run 50 mile ultra marathons, but knees wont stand for that anymore. I dont run anymore than 15 miles now, and dont do that very often. I run 20-40 miles a week depending on time of the year. from March through September I run more, and October - February, I lift heavier weights, but dont go under 5 reps anymore.

But I can attest that the NL5 x Haze, and the HP x Sk1 I had was as strong as anything youre going to find anywhere, if NL5 X Haze is still as good as it was back in the 90s, it, and a good hybrid of it is some powerful weed.

The stuff I had also had no ceiling to it, and you never built a tolerance to it. I grew it, and it only for almost 6 years, and didnt care about any other strain of weed. I knew when I took the first toke,,, from the first time I smoked it that this was the weed Id been lookng for since weed started to go downhill in the mid-late 70s. It blows any kind of so called Road Kill Skunk out of the water, and we had plenty of it here in Kentucky. If I could get this strain back again, Id never waste money on seeds again, and I have at least $15,000 worth of seeds in the fridge.

I lost the strain in 97 when a partner of mine got caught with 500 clones I gave him to put n his farm in Lincoln county Kentucky. It wass a 2000 acre faarm. He ratted on me, and came to the place I had rented, which was in his name ( He was 70 years old then, and I was 39 ), and they busted me for over 500 more clones. I was dong mine inside. I ended up doing from 1997-2009 with the Feds, and he ended up getting off. I also got charged with manufaacturing all of the clones. Over 1000 of them. But he got off scott free, though I did tell the feds it was all my idea, and admitted to making all the clones. But he still ratted me out. I pled guilty to a mandatory Minimum of 10-Life.

But Ive beeen searchig to recreate these genetics, and it seems that between AKBeanBrains, Authentic Genetics, and Cricketts and Cicada Seed, I may be able to try and recreate this strain.

While I wanted the Crickets and Cicada Puck Hashplant BC2, it sold out, but I did get the Crickets and Cicada Pacific Northwest Hashplant x Puck Hashplant BC1. Nevils original Hashplant was Pacific Northwest Hashplant x NL1, and got a male of this, and bred it back into the PNWHP mother. So this is a very close replication.

Then I have 2 packs of AKBB NL5 x Haze, and 2 packs of Authentic Genetics Skunk1

I will use the best female I can find out of the NL5 x Haze, and maybe 1- 2 best Males out of the PNWHP x Puck HP BC1, and the best Skunk1 female out of 2 packs, and see what that comes up with.

I'll breed the Male Hashplant, into the best Sk1 Female, and get a male from it, and breed that back into the best Female NL5 x Haze.

This year I will F2 all of the NL5 x Haze, and next year find the best female of of maybe a 100, and then use the best males I can find out of the HP x Skunk1. Its going to take 2 seasons to do the project.

Im also gong to F2 the PNWHP X Puck BC1, and I also have packs of the Sensi Star x Puck BC1, and the Nepali HP x Puck HP BC1 that will also get F2.
Gotta admit, this sounds great. I’m running the NLHaze, haze dom again, very cool genetics.

respect,
pal
 
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