Aight I gotta ask..

IggyZag

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alright so my birthday was like 3 days ago, anyways me and my buddy decide hey lets go to the strip club, anyways these two strippers come up and starting hitting on us as they usually do, but like this one was all over me more so then a stripper should be so im like whatever, I bought a few a dances went to the backroom and got more then a dance...anyone ever get something like this? My friend as well got more then just a dance...It was awesome, anyone else got expreriences like this...ya im high as hell and curious
 

IggyZag

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Well I bought 6 songs, she took me to the back and im like whats the rules for this she sais I cant touch her crotch so like no pussy play and all that im like alright well she starts the song and starts dancing all up on me like usual no top on, wich is pretty normal, well then im like fuck this if she is gonna be kissing my ears and leading me on im gonna do the same so I figured hey I can kiss her neck or and ears and nipples without touching her crouch so I did, well then she starts moaning and then frenches me im like alright, she then took put her panties by her knees got back on me and so being the smart ass I am I said so this means the rules dont apply? because it was a strip club where the panties must stay on, well she said take it as you want so I get my fingers up in there and start messing around with her she rips my shirt off starts sucking on my nipples, then takes my belt off goes down on me completely for the like 3 songs I dont even know..at that point I lost what song was what..I know them strippers arent getting payed 25 a dance for that shit..
 

IggyZag

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O ya I had a condom in my wallet, who knows where them bitches been, I forgot to add that..before she went down on me she asked if I had a condom and me and my buddy brought one just incase we got something because his dad was talking about how he got laid in the last strip club he went to out where he lives..
 

newparadigm

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hmm well most strip clubs where im from if you bought 6 songs your gonna get a nut whether they give you head or a hand job or fuck you thats not all that uncommon
 

thegtiguy

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That shit would never happen where I am from...sounds straight out of a movie haha. My girlfriend and I used to have a blast going to strip clubs with our friends. Go in: night. Come out: day. I would get smashed and just waste money...good times.
 

nowstopwhining

Too many brownies
alright so my birthday was like 3 days ago, anyways me and my buddy decide hey lets go to the strip club, anyways these two strippers come up and starting hitting on us as they usually do, but like this one was all over me more so then a stripper should be so im like whatever, I bought a few a dances went to the backroom and got more then a dance...anyone ever get something like this? My friend as well got more then just a dance...It was awesome, anyone else got expreriences like this...ya im high as hell and curious
did you give a nice big tip or have to pay extra?
 

IggyZag

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No I didnt pay any extra then what anyone else was paying, I mean I payed like 50-75 bucks on the lap dance songs and im pretty sure she gave me two extra songs, but I dont remember it just seemed alot longer then the amount of songs I should of had, but anyways no I didnt pay any extra, I mean I probably spent like 10 bucks on the one dollar shows up on stage to her, I spent like another 20 on other girls haha..ya the club is one way to blow your cash, but it is fun as hell..
 

IggyZag

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i always thought there were extra tips involved. but what do i know?
Thats what I always figured, I figured you would give them more money in order to get what you want, not just pay the typical dance ya know>.< Maybe they were just some whacked out mother fucking slutty strippers..but it was awesome..
 
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