Advice thread.

[qwizoking]

@mr sunshine i need your mechanical prowess.

I have an '01 chevy s10. It came with a v6 and 4l60e transmission, basically a 700r4.

So i wanna take the v6 and swap with a small block v8, like an lt1 or ls1.
I know the bellhousing is the same and the tranny could handle the torque

But what might i have to do to the suspension? Hopefully an ls1 will fit as its about the same weight as the iron v6.. would i have to modify/push back the fire wall? I figure a radiator swap would be pretty easy. Any other real issues you can think of?
I might be able to go carbureted and rip out most of the computer crap



Some advice?

 

[bluntmassa1]

Dirty Sanchez is sexual slang for a purported sex act where feces is purposely smeared onto a partner's upper lip

I always thought that was a Hitler.

And Dirty Sanchez was when the girl sucks your dick after getting fucked in the ass....

 

[BarnBuster]

@qwizoking not trying to bogart mr sunshine but Mike Knell makes some good conversion manuals on S chassis engine swaps

 

[BarnBuster]

I always thought that was a Hitler.

And Dirty Sanchez was when the girl sucks your dick after getting fucked in the ass....

oh my, well, i've got some more immediate problems with Zebulon and the manure spreader. i wish @mr sunshine would get back. maybe @Pinworm or @Clayton Bigsby could sub

 

[sno capz]

sno capz, are you standing in for the Dr? i don;t mind if you are qualified to give advice.

i feel sorry for her because she is Amish and just left the community. she says she is 18, but since she was home birfed, i'm not sure. she looks younger than 18. i am 65. do you think that is too much of an age difference?

perhaps i misunderstood what she is saying as she speaks very little english just german, maybe?. she does keep saying over and over 2 phases: fick mich mit riesenschwanz and dringen meine jungfräuliche arschloch.

none of this is making any sense to me.

Just looking out for you.... Whatever she is... Don't want you waking up with shit on your upper lip or chest! And I'm not sure what she is saying either so to resolve that issue just stuff your old wrinkly balls in her mouth... Then it just sounds like a bunch of mumbling... Problem solved

 

[mr sunshine]

Dear Dr. Sunshine

a girl i'm dating mentioned dirty sanchez and cleveland steamer. since i'm neither mexican nor was aware of steamboats still operating out of cleveland, i'm confused. thoughts?

Prostitutes , practice on them. Tell them about the things your looking for it might cost extra but I'm sure they will help you find them..

 

[mr sunshine]

sno capz, are you standing in for the Dr? i don;t mind if you are qualified to give advice.

i feel sorry for her because she is Amish and just left the community. she says she is 18, but since she was home birfed, i'm not sure. she looks younger than 18. i am 65. do you think that is too much of an age difference?

perhaps i misunderstood what she is saying as she speaks very little english just german, maybe?. she does keep saying over and over 2 phases: fick mich mit riesenschwanz and dringen meine jungfräuliche arschloch.

none of this is making any sense to me.

Does she wear a poison ring? Fucken Amish people are crazy..

 

[BarnBuster]

Just looking out for you.... Whatever she is... Don't want you waking up with shit on your upper lip or chest! And I'm not sure what she is saying either so to resolve that issue just stuff your old wrinkly balls in her mouth... Then it just sounds like a bunch of mumbling... Problem solved

thanks, i think... but what about the manure spreader across the street at Walmart and the Percheron (Zebulon) in my back yard? Petsmart ran out of cedar chips but they have another load coming in soon, (and so does Zeb). answer quick please cause I think Codes and Permits will be here soon.

 

[mr sunshine]

Dear Dr. Sunshine,

I've been growing tomatoes for the longest, but this year they're all green and won't ripen. I've peed on them, shit on them, I even jizzed on them to no avail. I read somewhere that tomatoes need love, so I went and poked a hole in every single green tomato and fucked the shit outta them. I thought dicking them down might ripen them up!

Help! What can I do about my green holy tomatoes?

You should top to get 4 head's.

 

[cph]

mr sunshine,

Should I leave the job I've had for 19 years for a job paying 1.5x the salary?

To take the job I'd have to move to another state that's less friendly with cannabis. When I get there I'll probably have to rent and wont be able to set my grow back up for awhile...

Thanks,
Chronic Pot Head

 

[sno capz]

You've gotta make sure you've obtained an approved variance first

 

[mr sunshine]

I want to enjoy weed but having been raised when It was looked on as a criminal act I get a bit paranoid.
Plus having been a hard drug user while my kids were young I feel guilty when I smoke.
But my kids are grown now and do not require my oversight.

I am legal, my wife don't have an issue with me smoking and I have no responsibilities.
Why can I not recapture the good feeling weed used to bring.

What to do?

Do what my dad did. Walk up to your kids look them in the eye and say fuck you son.

 

[sno capz]

Dr. I've shit myself

 

[Carolina Dream'n]

Dear Dr. Sunshine,
Following an industrial accident, I have suddenly developed the ability to perform auto-fellatio. Is proper etiquette to swallow or not? For a different matter (high Cholesterol) my Dr. has suggested that I consider becoming vegan. If I do, then is swallowing not proper?

Ew, just ew.

 

[mr sunshine]

Dear Dr. Sunshine,
Following an industrial accident, I have suddenly developed the ability to perform auto-fellatio. Is proper etiquette to swallow or not? For a different matter (high Cholesterol) my Dr. has suggested that I consider becoming vegan. If I do, then is swallowing not proper?

You can still swallow but you will have to pick your meals more carefully. I'll get you started. @sunni

 

[mr sunshine]

Dear sunshine, I pee on my balls every time I urinate.


Please advise

I cum on mine , dont worry it's normal.

 

[mr sunshine]

I got a really tiny penis and find it hard to masturbate, so I have to get on here to let my sexual frustrations out.

Can you advise me as to what whould help me with this task?

It's macroscopic so keep that in mind!

Thanks!

Logging out and never logging in again might help...

 

[skunkd0c]

@Uncle Ben I even give grow advice.

Mr sunshine, what makes a plant tick ?

 

[BarnBuster]

@mr sunshine so glad you're back. i'm not sure the advice from sno cone was valid although he did try. when Zenobia (Amish girl) made her getaway the only thing she could get was a manure spreader from the pig farm and the horse (Zebulon) to pull it. It's got those steel wheels that just tore the heck out of the street so i told her to park it across the street in the Walmart lot with a note saying the horse died and they will be back to get it soon. Signed Mr Yoder cause most of them are named that.

Well the next day all the store managers were all out there looking at it, but not too close cause the pig shit really smelled when the temp hit 90 degrees. The streets all tore up almost as far as the eye can see from the wheels. Also the managers were pointing at Zeb and talking among themselves as managers do. I wonder if they will put 2 and 2 together. Oh well.

But my immediate problem is old Zeb the Percheron in the back yard (which is the size of a large living room). At first he ate my 8' budding Blue Dream and stood around in a daze for a couple of days. Then he pooped and peed a lot, so much so I have to wear my waders in the yard. I've got almost a dump truck load of hamster bedding back there, but he makes big doodies.

I don't know if my possum-eyed Zenobia is worth the aggravation. What do you think?

 

[mr sunshine]

mr sunshine,

Should I leave the job I've had for 19 years for a job paying 1.5x the salary?

To take the job I'd have to move to another state that's less friendly with cannabis. When I get there I'll probably have to rent and wont be able to set my grow back up for awhile...

Thanks,
Chronic Pot Head

Do you need the money? If So Take The job.. If your comfortable do what makes you happy.