Absolutely disgusting!

I I'm toking it up out of my bong and I'm getting a little up if you know what I mean.
btw still high.
I went to get my fleshlight (I had it locked in my safe)
and noticed... what are these little tan pod things.. theyre like... larvas...
SO I dipped it in my distilled water and alcohol mixture for paint reducer for my water based paints.... It kept floating so I unscrewed the back end to make it sink.. AND TINY LITTLE BUGS FLEW OUT OF IT!!! I FORGOT TO WASH IT FROM LAST TIME!

These little bugs were living in my _______ juice stuff and oh jesus lord christ almighty it was the most disgusting thing ever like I was in a horror movie!

Then I posted it on a forum.

what. the. fuck.

you are the devil and i hope to remember your name as to not form a later friendship with you. for a forum, even this is TMI.

I don't know whats more disgusting you using a fleshlight or the bugs o_o

wow... had to read that more than once.... i thought it was a flashlight you were looking for...... gross..... but.... weren't you expecting it to be disgusting?

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edit: if I could give negative rep... this would be one of the rare times I'd use it.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Shouldn't be bugs in the jizz my friend. Get yourself checked.

WTF?? i also had to read that a few times as im fuckin high right now lol i thought you were talking about a flashlight and it confused me but now I know what your on about why are you posting this on this site I could be wrong but I dont think anyone cares about your FLESHTLIGHT!! get yourself a girlfriend man

You shouldn't have washed it. If you left it as is, it would have felt like a whore who has a big canker in her vag. Crust,bugs and all.

I guesim slow or sumthing what the hell just happend?
WTF is a fleshlight

It's a fake rubber vagina thing

Oh Jesus I just figured it out..... Why the he'll would you post that HERE???
I can only imagine what your buds look like..........Those Arent Trichomes !!!!!!

Now I'm sick, thanks!

fleshlights any good then?

..............as long as your shoot doesn't contain fly eggs lol

I'll bet he has never hit the end of that thing...... who knows what is actually up in there...... shudder

Awww man kill this thread allready
I almost smell a bridge dweller

What the fuck did I read that twice for? Wrong man, wrong.

What the hell you on about man? You use an empty torch to wank with?!?! and bugs flew out of it?

Bloody hell that could've been nasty...

thats just turrable, just turrable.


if i owned a fleshlight not another soul would know.
if bugs came out of it, doubly so.