A Story of Conspiracy, on the deepest level

Finshaggy

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I'm going to tell you a story, then show you a picture to prove what I say is true...

There were three high-level government officials who went on a hunting expedition deep in the African safari and jungles, their goal was to bag some big game animals. When they got there they decided to make the hunt more interesting by splitting up and seeing who could get the wildest, largest animal. So they went their separate ways, and met back at the end of a week to compare kills.

The First man boasted: "I killed a lion, King of the jungle."

The Second man replied: "I Killed a Gorilla, 10x as strong as a man, and 5x as large.

The Third man had killed nothing, so he made up a story: "I killed a beast as large as a tree... His neck was half his height, and he had horns on top of his head like a demon... It was yellow... With Brown spots... And it had the craziest, longest, purplest tongue you ever saw."

He won the "competition" that day, but to cover up his lie he had to make a robot that replicated the one in his story... And that's where giraffes come from...


GiraffeDrinking.jpeg If you think giraffes are natural creatures... Explain THIS <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
 

gioua

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I once smoked a weed that made damn near everything bearable...

I'll post a pic once I can recall what it was... :(
 

Bonsai

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The giraffe is out smarting the crocodiles. ;)

Go giraffe, go you good son!

I didn't really understand the story though, so I just ignored it. :S
 

majek

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What's unnatural about that? If they don't spread their legs they will fall down when they bend over. Is your sister a giraffe too?
 
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