A really bad ass idea

Im going to buy a monkey and teach him human ways then teach him to roll three blunts and have one lit by the time i get home. Then when he gets older i will buy a saddle and ride him into town smoking the blunts he just rolledkiss-ass

I seen this on a show i dont remmember what it was called but it gave me a good chuckle
Post any bad ass quotes you might come across

clearly nothing tops "underwater broccoli"

sounds like an everyday think to me.....

That be awesome but you might have peta up your ass
I gotta see that show you seen this on