the workhorse, cause i can fuck all night.
I read this as "the WHOREHOUSE, cause I can fuck all night"
hahahaha - I was gonna say "TWINSIES". About the whore part. Because, you know - obvi.
My childhood nicknames, were not super hip and/or cool. My nicknames were usually "Jessie Wheeze" - because I had a lot of problems with asthma. Jessica Messica or Messy Jessy, because I have always been a terrible slob, and several years in my awkward adolescence of boy, tom, chef-boy-r-d, or other nicknames that had to do with a very unfortunate hair cut. (See Jim Carey in Dumb and Dumber)
Some people call me by my last name now. And still, some call me "YESSICA" because it's a cute way that people with spanish accents say me name.