[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Swiss, SunSans-Regular][SIZE=-1]A fireman went home on 9/11 and told his wife that he almost died. "My buddy Stan and I were running toward one tower after the other one fell, he said, "But then Stan got hit by a jumper! Thirty seconds later, the north tower collapsed. If Stan didn't get hit, we both would have been goners!"
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Swiss, SunSans-Regular][SIZE=-1]The fireman's wife turned to him and said, "Is this going to be a long story?"