FranJan
Well-Known Member
Update #3
The latest heat wave didn't help my little ones
. They've been watered twice, given a little Super Plant Tonic both times and have been sprayed with some CalCarb twice this week to help with the heat. Looks like they'll live and the heat has finally broken so hopefully growth will catch up to those monsters some of you are growing. That's about it, oh and this post is dedicated to FFH for almost stealing my thunder.
and I'll be joining you on this incredibly exciting countdown to see which of our AMAZING contestants will hoist high the crown of Little Miss "Bud-A-Cup" and move onto the Cup finals and a life of vanity, alcoholism and bad marriages. But before we get to all that, let's meet our 4 contestants, shall we?"
Coming right over the top ropes is contestant #1 the lovely and fappable, excuse me
, affable, Little Miss Bad Karmalita. Though she may sometimes seem a tad aloof and might look a bit dainty, just watch out pervos, noobs, and Asian dirt merchants! She's a straight shooter who will leave you high and dry with a deadly camel clutch move and a smile. Not to be taken lightly, BITCHES!
Next is contestant #2, charming Little Miss Puff-a-Nella. Refined, cool and sophisticated, this little lady from the California North country is the definition of class. And when she's not out adventuring in East LA or shopping for more LED panels in some overpriced Hollywood boutique or chowing down on that big-ass second helping of Crab Louie in some trendy fog covered San Fran bistro, she's out fighting the good fight by liberating starving clones from seedy California clone mills. Those bastardas!
"As you can see our 3rd contestant is truly just a, just a, ....(-pause and wait for Chuck to tear up-), just a special special little girl who has overcome so so many obstacles. All the way from the Ozark neighborhood of North-West Philadelphia may I present our own sweet-sweet tiny derpy plant, Little Miss PSUAgnes. While decades of familia in-breeding, blatant pussy addiction, Italianism, alcoholism and a few other "isms" caused her "specialness", we at the Little Miss “Bud-A-Cup” ™ ® © ℗ competition don't discriminate or give up on any contestant! Even undersized, herp-a-derp, Amish ones that keep Mrs. FranJan prisoner in a sweat box and do whatever their girlfriends tell them to. This girl is truly living the dream. "You find that glass slipper little Derp-a-rella! And please stop licking the mix or we gotta put the helmet back on."
Now onto our 4th and final contestant. Well, ladies and gentlemen who can say what that already hasn't been said actually? Militant Organic Gardener extraordinaire, she's both a Tesla-ist and a staunch Anti-UncleBenanist, y'all know her best as that little lady who single-handidly saved the California kelp industry from financial ruin. It's fan favorite, the one and only HyRööth. Both a lover and a fighter, you never know what you're gonna get with this little firecracker!
But which little lady will win? Who is truly worthy to sport the silver cup and sash of Little Miss Bud-A-Cup? To both proudly and faithfully represent Team FranJan in the big showdown? These and many other riveting questions, (like does Chronikool eat his penguin hot or cold and how many people in the 5th Cup contest own STAR WAR's jammies), are going to be answered over the next few weeks. So come. Come and join us on this amazing adventure of young womanhood, from these little winner's birth to their easily exploitable child-hood.
Thank you, good night and God willing, see you next week."
"Now where's Chuck's muthafukin' check @ ? And don't you fools at home even think about asking to look up some little girl's cup-bottom for free, ya sick son's of a beach! This is America goddamit! Land of the free, home of the brave, but that a$$ is gonna co$t ya!"
The latest heat wave didn't help my little ones
. They've been watered twice, given a little Super Plant Tonic both times and have been sprayed with some CalCarb twice this week to help with the heat. Looks like they'll live and the heat has finally broken so hopefully growth will catch up to those monsters some of you are growing. That's about it, oh and this post is dedicated to FFH for almost stealing my thunder.-(5.....4.....3.....2.....Cue music + COB based spot-lights......)-
Copeland's Hoedown ala ELP
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls. Willkommen, bienvenue, and welcome to the 1st Little Miss "Bud-A-Cup" Competition™ ® © ℗. I'm your completely over-enthusiastic and not exactly sincere host
Mister Chuck Chickering
Mister Chuck Chickering
and I'll be joining you on this incredibly exciting countdown to see which of our AMAZING contestants will hoist high the crown of Little Miss "Bud-A-Cup" and move onto the Cup finals and a life of vanity, alcoholism and bad marriages. But before we get to all that, let's meet our 4 contestants, shall we?"
Coming right over the top ropes is contestant #1 the lovely and fappable, excuse me
, affable, Little Miss Bad Karmalita. Though she may sometimes seem a tad aloof and might look a bit dainty, just watch out pervos, noobs, and Asian dirt merchants! She's a straight shooter who will leave you high and dry with a deadly camel clutch move and a smile. Not to be taken lightly, BITCHES!
Next is contestant #2, charming Little Miss Puff-a-Nella. Refined, cool and sophisticated, this little lady from the California North country is the definition of class. And when she's not out adventuring in East LA or shopping for more LED panels in some overpriced Hollywood boutique or chowing down on that big-ass second helping of Crab Louie in some trendy fog covered San Fran bistro, she's out fighting the good fight by liberating starving clones from seedy California clone mills. Those bastardas!
"As you can see our 3rd contestant is truly just a, just a, ....(-pause and wait for Chuck to tear up-), just a special special little girl who has overcome so so many obstacles. All the way from the Ozark neighborhood of North-West Philadelphia may I present our own sweet-sweet tiny derpy plant, Little Miss PSUAgnes. While decades of familia in-breeding, blatant pussy addiction, Italianism, alcoholism and a few other "isms" caused her "specialness", we at the Little Miss “Bud-A-Cup” ™ ® © ℗ competition don't discriminate or give up on any contestant! Even undersized, herp-a-derp, Amish ones that keep Mrs. FranJan prisoner in a sweat box and do whatever their girlfriends tell them to. This girl is truly living the dream. "You find that glass slipper little Derp-a-rella! And please stop licking the mix or we gotta put the helmet back on."
Now onto our 4th and final contestant. Well, ladies and gentlemen who can say what that already hasn't been said actually? Militant Organic Gardener extraordinaire, she's both a Tesla-ist and a staunch Anti-UncleBenanist, y'all know her best as that little lady who single-handidly saved the California kelp industry from financial ruin. It's fan favorite, the one and only HyRööth. Both a lover and a fighter, you never know what you're gonna get with this little firecracker!
"Fantastic! Enthralling! Spectacular!
C'mon now, puh'leeze people, give it up for these little ladies and their unlimited explosive undeniable potential!
C'mon now, puh'leeze people, give it up for these little ladies and their unlimited explosive undeniable potential!
-(Fade COB based spot-lights, closeup on Chuck with 3000K LED wash-light)-
But which little lady will win? Who is truly worthy to sport the silver cup and sash of Little Miss Bud-A-Cup? To both proudly and faithfully represent Team FranJan in the big showdown? These and many other riveting questions, (like does Chronikool eat his penguin hot or cold and how many people in the 5th Cup contest own STAR WAR's jammies), are going to be answered over the next few weeks. So come. Come and join us on this amazing adventure of young womanhood, from these little winner's birth to their easily exploitable child-hood.
Thank you, good night and God willing, see you next week."
-(Fade to Black)-
"Now where's Chuck's muthafukin' check @ ? And don't you fools at home even think about asking to look up some little girl's cup-bottom for free, ya sick son's of a beach! This is America goddamit! Land of the free, home of the brave, but that a$$ is gonna co$t ya!"
-(Cue demonic laughter and.....CUT!)-
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