30 pounds in 7 weeks from a flashlight

So, like the title says, whats the biggest wild story you've heard someone tell about their growing skills?

Come on folks, there has to be some real winners here. Lets get high, share the wild tales and have some laughs.

Had a guy 20 years or so ago told me he, or someone he knows grew a plant in a toilet in a spare bathroom. They said it was easy because all they had to do was flush it a couple times a day!

I was once told spraying my plants with a fire extinguisher would help them grow faster because of the co2. The dude was completely serious and even said he did it every year to his outdoor plants.

Flatrate said:

Had a guy 20 years or so ago told me he, or someone he knows grew a plant in a toilet in a spare bathroom. They said it was easy because all they had to do was flush it a couple times a day!

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I aint never seen no plants grow outta no toilet.

Renfro said:

I aint never seen no plants grow outta no toilet.

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Hell ya man. I love that movie and watch it every time I see it on. It's totally true that people seem to be getting dumber. Can't believe you thought of that toilet part. You must have seen it as much as me or more, lol. Can't type anymore, "Baiting Man!".

PadawanWarrior said:

Hell ya man. I love that movie and watch it every time I see it on. It's totally true that people seem to be getting dumber. Can't believe you thought of that toilet part. You must have seen it as much as me or more, lol. Can't type anymore, "Baiting Man!".

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I love that movie. I keep it recorded in HD on my DVR, have it memorized lol. It is my favorite. A comedy that is turning out to be a documentary.

Renfro said:

I love that movie. I keep it recorded in HD on my DVR, have it memorized lol. It is my favorite. A comedy that is turning out to be a documentary.

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I need to put it on my dvr too next time it's on, especially if it's on IFC that doesn't cut anything. I'm gonna start recommending people to use "Brawno" on their plants, since it has electrolytes, lol.

PadawanWarrior said:

I need to put it on my dvr too next time it's on, especially if it's on IFC that doesn't cut anything. I'm gonna start recommending people to use "Brawno" on their plants, since it has electrolytes, lol.

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I got it off a channel that didn't butcher it at all and in HD. That was back in 2017. Had a copy the same on my previous DVR before it took a shit lol.

What movie is it?

MouseE said:

What movie is it?

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Idiocracy. One of my favourites too, but sadly seems to be getting more accurate by the day.

I worked in a hydro store many moons ago and a rep came in trying to sell an auto pot system that allegedly produced 100 oz off one plant in a tent with a 6 week veg from seed, to the customers in the shop lol.we had fun that day.i don't know what it is about growing and bulls hit, it seems to go hand in hand.

Mitchician said:

Idiocracy. One of my favourites too, but sadly seems to be getting more accurate by the day.

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Had a girl who worked in my kitchen put a metal bowl in the microwave.

Had to get a new microwave. What's more idiotic to me is how she didnt get fired....this is after she intentionally flooded the dish pit cause she didnt like the other dishwasher. As the opener though guess who had to clean that shit up...

Flatrate said:

Had a guy 20 years or so ago told me he, or someone he knows grew a plant in a toilet in a spare bathroom. They said it was easy because all they had to do was flush it a couple times a day!

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Dual purpose use. People use urine for nitrogen.

xtsho said:

Dual purpose use. People use urine for nitrogen.

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And the shit makes good compost ha ha ha

Had someone tell me you can grow weed underwater in a fish tank, they believed that's how "hydro" weed was grown.

tiltswitch said:

I worked in a hydro store many moons ago and a rep came in trying to sell an auto pot system that allegedly produced 100 oz off one plant in a tent with a 6 week veg from seed, to the customers in the shop lol.we had fun that day.i don't know what it is about growing and bulls hit, it seems to go hand in hand.

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Good to see you mate!
SH420

Walk on water and not get wet... i was like wtf bro.. sounds like 4 pounds a light to me

I know nothing about autos but I love when I hear 50 days start to finish. Like that’s got to be fucking impossible isn’t it ?

Renfro said:

I aint never seen no plants grow outta no toilet.

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Laugh my fucking face off

I put a poster of the sun on the ceiling, set the CO2 to 3000 parts per million, and grew one plant that actually lifted the roof offa the garage.
Had a hell of a time explaining that to the insurance company ... but, that's another story.
It worked out ok tho; we built a tree house in the plant and I can't get my wife to come home.