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ChingOwn
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I once sharted at work and took off my boxers in the stall then wrapped them up in paper towels and threw them in the trash
I still have a picture of this guy pinworms wiener in my in box
I was there when Dimebag got killed.
Gresh's dog and deck look very familiar to me
I still have a picture of this guy pinworms wiener in my in box
I was there when Dimebag got killed.
Gresh's dog and deck look very familiar to me
Aeroknow
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1. One day, I was up high on a scissor lift hollering out numbers to my apprentice down low. I looked down at him and he said he just sharted and off he went all the way to the shitter. About an hour later, the same thing happened. This time he had to go home. He used his boxers to clean up and threw them away the first time.
2. I'm camping at Lake Almanor wed-fri.
3. I've been making cartridges with my rosin.
tyler.durden
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I've never filed a tax return of any kind. Ever. IRS has no idea who I am.
I just started paying my student loans last month. It was time.
One NYE I got so drunk at a club that I projectile vomited all over an entire table of screaming, attractive women, then promptly passed out at my table in a vomit pool I left for myself...
I just started paying my student loans last month. It was time.
One NYE I got so drunk at a club that I projectile vomited all over an entire table of screaming, attractive women, then promptly passed out at my table in a vomit pool I left for myself...
srh88
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Lol I want to party with you man
tyler.durden
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farmerfischer
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I'm hung over.
My head hurts.
I ssssharted hard.
My head hurts.
I ssssharted hard.
Gary Goodson
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1) I used to work for a company called DYF. And of course I told all my friends it stood for "dickin your face" they all believed me. What a bunch of dumbasses
2) When I turned 21 I bought a half gallon of whiskey. Me and my homie got smashed and called everyone we knew to come drink with us. One dude accepted our offer, but we told him he needed to catch up! He agreed again, so we lined up like 5 shots in a row for him. He said he is gonna need a chaser. So I agreed under one condition, it had to be a whiskey and coke. While he was slamming the shots I topped off his whiskey and coke chaser with about an inch of more whiskey! And I didn't mix it in either lmao!! I've never seen anyone get THAT drunk THAT quick.
3) That ^ guy also worked with me at DYF. He was hungover and didn't call in the next day. He got fired because of the no call/no show. I felt bad for him... but that's what you get for being a little bitch! Hey, I made it to work the next day.
2) When I turned 21 I bought a half gallon of whiskey. Me and my homie got smashed and called everyone we knew to come drink with us. One dude accepted our offer, but we told him he needed to catch up! He agreed again, so we lined up like 5 shots in a row for him. He said he is gonna need a chaser. So I agreed under one condition, it had to be a whiskey and coke. While he was slamming the shots I topped off his whiskey and coke chaser with about an inch of more whiskey! And I didn't mix it in either lmao!! I've never seen anyone get THAT drunk THAT quick.
3) That ^ guy also worked with me at DYF. He was hungover and didn't call in the next day. He got fired because of the no call/no show. I felt bad for him... but that's what you get for being a little bitch! Hey, I made it to work the next day.
OrganicGorilla
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I used to funnel 6 beers to catch up with my buddies cause none of them worked and I did. They'd be buzzin real good when I'd get there after work. I'd usually wake up still drunk and head into work the next morning.
Bakersfield
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1. I got so drunk on a few bottles of homemade Mead, that I couldn't force myself to call in or go to work, the next day. 2 days later they were like where were you, so I told them I was too sick to call in and that was that. They needed me more than I needed them, such is construction at times.
2. My first concert was Suicidal Tendencies at the age of 13 at the Carpenters Hall in Anchorage. Little did I know at the time that I'd be attending meetings and paying dues at the same place years later.
3. I got so sick last winter from the flu, that I started to go into shock and the ambulance rushed me to the hospital.
They gave me a saline drip and rehydrated me. 2 hours later I was walking out the door.
Jimmyjonestoo
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buzzardbreath
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wow what a coincodence Mark Hamill liked my weed too, on facebook one day a while ago
