20 Yo Virgin

pokey said:

Damn it, I am that guy! I seriously started hanging with guys who get lots of chicks just so I could pick up pointers. I'm comfortable with girls on a platonic level, but I swear I'm semi-autistic when it comes to picking up how people are feeling and what their intention are. I'm not an emotionless bugger, but I'm pretty closed, I don't let things show to just anyone, and people think I'm cold because of it, I guess I picked it up from my dad.

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Wanna pick up chicks together, im always telling my socially retarted friends when girls like them. 20 year old virgin, your older than me but listen to my advice. If a chick talks to you, makes eye contact with you, smiles at you, or bumbs into you and laugh she will fuck most of the time if you put a little effort into it. Go out, go to a club. Smile at every chick you see that is attractive and when one smiles back you fuckin get your ass over their and you talk to her. You dont have to be good at flirting to get chicks, if your not they might think your a cute innocent type and want to DESTROY YOU!!! Sexually that is. You havent lost your virginity for one reason, lack of effort because you are afraid of rejection. GET YOUR ASS OUT OF TE HOUSE STONER! Give me some rep when you go out their and get laid, shouldnt take more than a couple of tries.

Come visit Detroit & i'll buy you a hooker,she might have a dick but wtf,beggers & 20 yr old virgins cant be choosers.

Pookiedough said:

Just keep yer cherry until you can lose it the right way! Nothing sadder than a desperate hard dick looking for any old hole.Find a girl you like and actually be nice! Compliment her,talk to her,share freaking interests.I saw you are broke no problem! Just pick her a flower "they're free",go on a picnic with a cheap bottle of wine.Trust me you will get a lot more satisfaction out of it than if you just lied to woman or paid for her.We ladies aren't so hard to figure out once all the blood returns to your brain.

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True, I'm with you, Pookie.
And what's with all the damn pressure you're putting on yourself? Just ignore the societal pressures that tell you you have to fuck by a certain age. Relax and let nature take its course. You should find a nice virgin at church or something. I can't believe ppl are telling you to buy a hooker.

Rofl at the above post!

Edit: this was supposed to be below Panhead's post.

korvette1977 said:

take a fat chic flip her on her belly .. most times the back is flat ......

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Other than this thread being totally repulsive

This is a moment for a family guy quote!

"fat chicks need lovin too, but they gotta pay"

humbo jumbo said:

Other than this thread being totally repulsive

This is a moment for a family guy quote!

"fat chicks need lovin too, but they gotta pay"

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Awwww YEEEAAAAHHHH

Maccabee said:

Oh yeah? Meet the lovely ladies of the U of I's engineering departments, 2007.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6WL7AiMywI

[Pix edited for bandwidth...use 'back' to continue drooling]

Anyway, I'm not the aforesaid virgin.

The stat's mumbo-jumbo was just an excuse to abuse the old After School Special logo anyway, which apparently was not as hilarious as hoped.

I guess I'll stick to slapping it on drug threads for maximum effect.

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Had me rollin' dude.

I'd definately go for some of that more than meets the eye candy.

lol, we keep getting older, they stay the same... how does that work?

porchmonkey4life said:

I personally wouldn't want to know how many ugly, fat, mentally unstable, drunk/drugged or stupid women a dude had to fuck before he grew the balls he needed to be able to talk to me.

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Pics or gtfo..

lol , u are actualy pretty honest

woah i lost my v at 14 w. a hot girl cheerleader big butt n boobs light skin brown hair she lost her v to dam shes the best n gave me head n still givin me sweet treats

Yeah, as a representative Big Girl (nothing gargantuan) I'd like to say it's not always bad being thick. You have your pick of the guys with low self-confidence. Strangely enough, the cocky ones tend to be worse in bed, usually because they have a bigger dick and think that's supposed to impress us. And Big Girls out there, just remember: to avoid being treated like a piece of (Grade D) meat, make sure you shack up with ugly guys. That way, you know they can't do better, and they usually try harder. Ugly, not fat. Two fat people in a relationship is terrible, not only in the sack but also in public. When you hold hands at the mall, there has to be room for other people to get around you.

lol, our big dicks do impress you.

propcannibis said:

im 20 yo virgin male. is there anyone else in this same boat?

if ur a chick an wanna take my virginity PM im pretty desprate

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this may sound corny
but stop looking for pussy
you have to play the game
look for a girl friend
that way you will end up with qualty
now im not saying you have to hold hands meet her folks
but ... why not ive done that plenty of time
haveing a girlfriend is 100 times better then have 1nighter (when you are a young dude, this rule switches when you get older)
look at it like this they guys the fuck differant girls all the time beat there dicks allthe time
they go on drouts down times. weeks that they dont have any pussy at all. and when they do its with the worst of the worst
but guys the have girlfriends fuck all the time almost every day
you can trust these facts
take you time but go in strong , meaning when you find a girl dont try to be her friend, let her know that you have enuff friends , you looking for someone to spend personal time with

in the long run this will help you become a better lover, trust me any female will till you that marryed dick is the best dick out there , because us marryed guys are allway fucken so when we get with the pussy we tear it up, but these guys that have 1 nights not in a commeted relationship they looses there loads in seconds
i'm like a porn star i'm alwayds using my meat

just the other week my cus had invited me over for some smoke with him and a girl we grew up with
long story short,,, we both was banging this chick, my cus,who dont have a girlfriend bust off in like 10 humps
while i was just in there killing it, she was loving it , at the end he was asking me how i was in it so long, 3 things running, situps and fucking all the time, im fuckin the wife like every night while he may get a chick every other week


bottom line
get you a girl friend first
then rent you a Motel room 1 of those 50 for 3 hr joints (make sure she's down with it first)
then take her there a bang out if you cant getdown at her house or yours

good rule for looking for a first girlfriend is to not worry about how her face looks
find the body type you want, get that
then your next girl
find that cute face
buterfaces make the best starter chicks
many guys will try to tell you to get a fat girl
DON"T DO IT...................................trust

i think just posting that u need sex on here explains why your not gettin any at20 years old.

I know this is 2 years old but lmao @ him thinking it was the end of the world since he was still a virgin at 20.

I think the average for losing virginity is like 17 so youre only 3 years off...plus losing your virginity is incredibly easy if you know how to do it. If youre really that desperate go to a bar or a party where theres a bunch of drunk girls and take your pick. There are ppl who are still virgins in their 30s and 40s and theyre complete idiots if they dont want to be virgins.

propcannibis said:

im 20 yo virgin male. is there anyone else in this same boat?

if ur a chick an wanna take my virginity PM im pretty desprate

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we need an update man. did u lose it?

...had to contribute too! I'd have to say that it is best (generally speaking, of course) to never take advice from women in this area; Instead, learning from "cool" guy friends who are naturally good with women, while developing oneself at the same time is probably the best route to take for any man.

Better than being a 40 year old virgin

Lol this is a funny thread. Lost my virginity when i was 18, in HS. Went to college and it was like i was hearding sheep. Hope hes still not a virgin 2 years after posting this.