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  1. Growan

    PICTURE of YOURSELF THREAD

    I can be whoever you want, baby.
  2. Growan

    PICTURE of YOURSELF THREAD

    It's a good job I kicked the habit of filling in the hole with a shovel when we got domesticated. Plumbers just wouldn't understand
  3. Growan

    PICTURE of YOURSELF THREAD

    Well, it's been a pretty busy couple of years! The family is all good, the boys have done that thing where they just get bigger and more expensive to keep, the oldest is 13 now and near enough as tall as me. It's weird watching the adolescence thing ruin a perfectly good child and morph it into...
  4. Growan

    PICTURE of YOURSELF THREAD

    Like cheese Been thinking about you guys lately, thought I'd better drop in and say hi
  5. Growan

    PICTURE of YOURSELF THREAD

  6. Growan

    Felt festive, might delete later

    Merry fucking Christmas, you filthy animals.
  7. Growan

    5g. Let's get offended. It'll be 'fun'.

    Is it coincidence that now most of the planes are grounded chemtrails have gone out of fashion and everyone's is pissing on about 5g instead?
  8. Growan

    5g. Let's get offended. It'll be 'fun'.

    Sorry, she lost me at linking diabetes with cell phone towers. Maybe coming from someone who's nation doesn't consume their own bodyweight in corn syrup every 2 or 3 hours....but not her.
  9. Growan

    5g. Let's get offended. It'll be 'fun'.

    The software is the responsibility of the programmers, 5g is just shorthaired for 5th generation, they're using frequencies that were once used for analogue TV but now defunct, or so I've been told
  10. Growan

    5g. Let's get offended. It'll be 'fun'.

    Can't debunk that. But why stop at T, let's go all the way to 5Z
  11. Growan

    5g. Let's get offended. It'll be 'fun'.

    Are you afraid of 5g? Tell me why and I'll debunk your stoopid ass.
  12. Growan

    Covid-19

    Be nothing left but goats and roaches. Goats can eat roaches but not the other way round, so in the end that's the way it's gonna be. Mmmm-baaaaaaa-hahaha!
  13. Growan

    Good idea Bad idea

    No sir, geographically a son of the British Isles
  14. Growan

    Silver Linings

    The kids are getting large, and wilful and hungry. Not so cheap to keep anymore!
  15. Growan

    Silver Linings

    To be honest, it's not much different on a day to day basis. We're pretty rural here anyway, I can step out the door and walk for an hour and only pass 3 occupied houses. I don't know how people are coping in cities. The kids have a garden to trash and we hone school for half the year anyway...
  16. Growan

    What did I miss?

    Decided to fry the eggs. Seems a more honest way of cooking somehow, though less exciting/disappointing. :/ Good to see some old faces and some new.
  17. Growan

    Silver Linings

    Oh, I've been here and there, doing a bit of this and that....not been very horticultural for a while now, but thinking I might Chuck some seeds in a pot to pass the time. My only worry is the lockdown ends before they finish , cos I'm pretty sure we're gonna be fucking off in the van as soon...
  18. Growan

    Good idea Bad idea

    Removing stitches yourself from a sliced thumb once you're pretty sure it's not going to split open again, because the throbbing swol'ness from them pulling so tight across the wound is stopping you from sleeping, and frankly you rather have a larger scar and more sleep...?
  19. Growan

    Good idea Bad idea

    Good idea.
  20. Growan

    Silver Linings

    And what the fuck has happened to the format? I hope there's a thread where people are bitching about the old days when it was so much better and rep and blah blah
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