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  1. Stoner Smurf

    Keys Locked in Car

    This happened to a buddy of mine, he solved his problem with illegal action. It worked very well for him, but do so at your own risk. He broke out one of his own windows, got his keys. Then called his insurance company, told them some thief broke his car window and stole his laptop. They...
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    Sex or Drugs?

    Unfortunately I've done nearly every drug under the sun, minus a couple of the newer research chemicals and some weird ones (like ether). Sex is better than any drug hands down. If you don't agree you're not doing it right. On top of being totally awesome sex has no come-down, no crash, and...
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    First it was Twinkies, now they want to change M&M's too!

    The McRib is made in a similar manner to McNuggets, or any other "chopped and pressed" meat product. I am not too framiliar with what all the fast-food places are selling currently, but any chunk of meat that does not look like a natural occurring piece of meat is chopped and pressed. Chopped...
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    Why do you care what other people think?

    You proved me right with you inaccurate statement. If you truly did not care what people think, then why do you feel it necessary to tell me so? So apparently you do care what I think, because you want me to think you do not care.
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    Drug test help?

    You've never seen the whizzinator? It's a pair of briefs with a synthetic penis that pees. I don't get drug tested, but I always wanted to get a black wizzinator for a supervised ua.
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    Why do you care what other people think?

    Everybody cares what other people think, it's human nature. Even those (especially those?) who say "I don't care what anyone thinks". We're social creatures, we don't like being alone, we want to be liked/loved. If you didn't care what other people thought of you, you wouldn't own a mirror...
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    Cool ass Music Videos.

    If this thread is a competition, I am bout to win it right here. This is perhaps the coolest video ever made ever! But it is surely the coolest music video ever. It's all legit (although admittedly I was not there.). The singer took stunt driving classes for the video. It took a team 4...
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    Michigan gathering??

    You must of missed the Detroit High Times "Cannabis Cup"... I also missed it, but I heard it as awful. You can't have big public events like that until our elected officials quit trying to fight those that elected them.
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    Why men say NO to sex.

    You list is inaccurate, I will make a more accurate one. 1) I am currently already having sex, and there is no more room in bed for another partner. 2) I am dead.
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    Liberal Media Bias

    FOX News would go out of business over night.
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    Is this true??

    Right... and all Asians can't drive, all Irish people don't leave the house with out a bottle of booze in their hand, all black people are thieves, and all Polish people are stupid, yay! Way to perpetuation stereotypes. A quick google search and you wouldn't have seemed so ignorant...
  12. Stoner Smurf

    Nitro Circus Movie.

    If you don't enjoy seeing a man getting a dildo shot into his ass from a bazook, well sir there is something wrong with you. And this
  13. Stoner Smurf

    $900 trillion suit

    Was I the only one who was greatly disappointed when they clicked on this post and didn't see some awesome mech armor or something. I was expecting a post on a modern day real life 6 million dollar man not boring law stuff. This thread disappoints.
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    Question for the rest of the world (So not asking American's)

    If you want taxes eradicated why don't you move to Somalia? You won't have to pay taxes there, and I hear it's beautiful this time of year.
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    Question for the rest of the world (So not asking American's)

    I know you said this thread was not for Americans, but as an American I feel it my civic duty to correct you one one little point. We are hardly taxed out the ass when compared to the rest of the developed world. Other developed countries have higher taxes. Not only do the super wealthy pay...
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    Bubbleponics fail 6x now trying soil......

    Well it's unlikely you're having the same problem I did. I live on a well, and although it's good for human consumption I have pyrithium in my well. My plants would always get sick, regardless of media. In hydro I would always get root rot. In soil my plants would always start getting sick...
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    Diagnosis These

    You never answered my question from your other thread. What kind of water are you using, R/O or tap? Regardless if you are using an R/O, are you using city water or well water?
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    Bubbleponics fail 6x now trying soil......

    So you're having problems in all media? Soil, hydroton, whatever this is. What kind of water are you using (R/O, bottled water, tap)? Are you on a well?
  19. Stoner Smurf

    Think now, think free. Get linux

    Hey Logges want to play some Battlefield 3 or Starcraft 2? Oh wait, your Linux box doesn't run games? Bummer, well I am gonna sit here and enjoy the greatest the video game industry has to offer on my windows PC. Maybe I'll download some music in the background using uTorrent, isn't uTorrent...
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    Jc3 Jackson...

    Don't be mad at them, they're trying to stay out of jail and they had some concerns with whatever you had. You wouldn't expect a store to sell you liquor or smokes with out a valid photo id? Get mad at your state representative and attorney general. Write them letters about how you're sick...
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