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  1. weedguru

    Are these ready to cut down???

    Having read a few articles about knowing when to harvest, and as I am yet to procure a magnifying glass, I am using just my eyes and politely request some of you aid me!! The hairs coming out the buds seem to be turning red/amber, the weather is suddenly less sunshine more cloud, wind and rain...
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    Which has the most sativa???? And how do I begin...

    I have a few samples of Critical Haze, Early Queen X Afghan Haze and Nevilles Skunk. I am very keen on attempting to germinate and grow whichever is the most sativa natured of the seeds in hand...Which one would you advise? My plan, as I received the seeds for free, is to try grow a plant or...
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    the firewater has stripped my sense of decorum bare

    These are the words, of a man, who regularly finds a state of apathetic hopelesness. The words of a Man, now intent on seeking nothing other than The Edge. Of All Things... My only anchor is Oscar. The psychotic shitsu wolverine who is as close to me as I assume a son could ever be. 'but he...
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    best hiphop street tracks...

    I have listened to HIppetyHop for many years. Starting with Gangstarr, moving through all the required disciplines, until I found my own niche, in Sage. But still...despite my painful comfort in the solidarity with the makeshift patriot I have never lost my respect and enjoyment for the hophop...
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    The pinnacle of gangstar rap...

    I am far removed from any sense of The Yankee Streets, yet I have listened to hiphop for many years, sifting through the dross, selecting the artists who either sound wicked, in terms of lyrics or vocal delivery and production...and recently, I have been re-embracing the bouncy horror of Mobb...
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    Vaporizers...do they work?

    I have tried two different vaporizers in the past, both of which were terrible. Firstly a device made up of a glass jar and heating tower, and secondly, a vapir one digital machine. Neither got me at all high. I have tried, briefly, a vaporizer which was made of a wooden box and a whip, which...
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    Help required with auto flowering basics

    I have a packet of auto flowering blueberry kush seeds...and I was wondering if it was possible to grow one plant in my room, with solely a plant pot, soil, water, the seed and a 1000watt halogen light. Would it be possible to grow something worth smoking with this basic set up????? could the...
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    Notes From The Weasel Diary

    notes from the weasel diary... Tuesday 21st...Reserved flights but clearly lacking the funds to confirm the purchase before the 27th cut-off point. Only hope is painfully abrupt sale of The Beast. My girl is happy but off the pace and far away. No more requests for 'a few lovely words'. If she...
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    for any slug fans...

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MNA8CZjHnwFor any fellow slug fans in need of a smile...
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    Auto flowering strains...

    can anyone give me any information about the following strains: Auto blueberry kush Auto blueberry kush x diesel Auto blueberry kush x white Russian How do they differ and are some strains easier to grow, for a beginner, than others***
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    Revenge Of The Toad People

    Dear Esmeralda, The dark cloud of vultures, swooping high over my head, biding their time before attacking the carcass below, has grown in volume and impatience. They have combined to become one huge vulture cloud. A storm of flesh eating beasts looming ever larger on the horizon of my...
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    What are your favourite body parts***

    What body part do you find the most attractive over everything else? And what part of you do you think members of the opposite sex tend to look at the most? This is a lot easier to answer from a male perspective focusing on women, than a male perspective focusing on men, unless you are...
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    Auto flowering hybrid seeds

    I have a packet of auto flowering Kush X Diesel seeds, given to me by a friend...He told me all I had to do was plant it in half decent soil and give it some water each day, and within 8 weeks I should have a harvestable plant... Is this really enough care and maintenance to get a smokable crop...
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    Warped Musings From The Stag Do

    warped musings from the stag do The decision to give up the rollies two days before the stag-do was a poor one. Yes I managed to go almost 48 hours without any nicotine but on Friday evening, after dumbing my senses down to Sloppy with half a bottle of rum, the reality of...
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    scrambled transmissions from planet cod (2) Genuinely Happy

    There used to be an order to things. A savage line that could be drawn from town to town, country, tribe to tribe. Fuck this civility. Fuck this Honesty. There is nothing to be gained from bearing my heart to a heartless world. There is nothing to be gained from meaning what I say. I can...
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    scrambled transmissions from planet cod (1)

    Will he return*** the Caribbean, self proclaimed 'King of the skullfuckers'. Gemini twins of Bearable and Vulgar. I love his style but detest the swagger of his cowboy hips, the 'hey man' greetings, and the contemptible lack of mathematical ability of the Vulgar Twin. The Bearable Ying...
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    News, 1st March, 2009, Emperor CHavez and birds with toxic feathers

    The tide is turning, or at least appears to be, in American military circles with two US soldiers convicted of savagery beyond their remit, in the last week, for crimes committed in Iraq. A court in Fort Campbell, Kentucky showed that morality can overcome patriotic fanaticism, when faced with...
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    Scrambled Transmissions from Planet Cod(3) The Happiest Blonde

    Nature reclaiming the streets…A Snow blizzard in April I like the snow. It reminds me that despite our greatest efforts to distance ourselves, as a species, from the natural realm from which we grew, were created, we are ALL still at the mercy of that primeval furnace of raw, unbridled power...
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    greetings from the flame ravaged victorian wasteland

    30 year old stoner, aspiring writer, traveler, guardian of a maltese shitsu puppy named rat, who looks more like a dinosaur, rat, wolverine, hyena combination than a canine, currently living in Melbourne, Australia...Not sure for how long, as my partner in slime pines strongly and fiercely for a...
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