The truth about small penises
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desert dude
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I have an assault penis. Diane Feinstein masturbates furiously every night thinking of my assault penis. She whimpers that it should be banned. For the children.
<edit> It is a cock-17, with at least a 10 round magazine, more on some occasions. It comes with a frightening pistol grip and is designed to shoot soft nose bullets that cause immense swelling over a period of months.
<edit> It is a cock-17, with at least a 10 round magazine, more on some occasions. It comes with a frightening pistol grip and is designed to shoot soft nose bullets that cause immense swelling over a period of months.
millie
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Oh the humanity!
UncleBuck
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so you use your penis on children?
ewwwwww. that's the type of thing that most people self ban, although there are laws about it as well.
Doer
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I'm pretty sure assault penis is already banned.....except in the care of rape and incest, of course.
neosapien
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I'm exempt. Because I said so. Also because my penis is the opposite of small. So I'm told. By everyone that's ever seen it. Which is more than 10. But less than 20. Fuck you it's not small. I swear.
ChesusRice
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BarnBuster
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Balzac89
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It's a good size
ChesusRice
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desert dude
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Poco and Poncho, taking a siesta.
beardo
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I have a small penis and I am happy about it, i'm glad I have a small penis, I wouldn't want a big one.
I couldn't handle having a big penis it would be awful with all the flopping around when i'm doing my jumping jacks, and then having women calling after sex looking for more and wanting to be with me and following me around and stuff, no thanks.
I couldn't handle having a big penis it would be awful with all the flopping around when i'm doing my jumping jacks, and then having women calling after sex looking for more and wanting to be with me and following me around and stuff, no thanks.
Doer
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Yeah, how should I know?? The truth is there is no such thing as small.
There are over 95 sizes, with 12 nominal widths, known to science and not one of them is categorized as Small.
http://condomsizeandfacts.blogspot.com/
There are over 95 sizes, with 12 nominal widths, known to science and not one of them is categorized as Small.
http://condomsizeandfacts.blogspot.com/
Balzac89
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At least you are realistic Beardo
Canna Sylvan
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So this is why people become a wigger Jew. Jesus will love you no matter your penis size, unlike the jealous I am.
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