Recent content by Green Funk

Take your time! Cooking with weed is so enjoyable! This one time I made my manager a batch of brownies for $200. I tried to make them worth every penny (about an ounce of weed ground up super fine) and packaged them as professionally as I could. Now just think... Ghirardelli brownies, not...

I have always wanted to eat an amazing crab dinner, dipping the crab meat in super-fucking potent melted weed butter...

You might want to put a few anti-chlorine drops in your water first

My high ass thought he meant literally in between the posts. i'm going to go do my dishes now...

How are you suppose to "clean" between posts anyway Stoney?

who would ever see that musical... I was going to try to sympathize with the girls here, but then I watched that... and started thinking about all the magazines I see in line at the grocery store...

no, the dogs smell the cigs and the weed, not like you can mask the smell of weed from a dog...

Toggle - "switch for electrical circuits: a small spring-loaded mechanical switch that opens and closes an electric circuit by manual operation" Microsoft® Encarta® Reference Library 2005. © 1993-2004 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved. What dudes are ding-dong-ditching your clit? I...

"Most guys treat the clitoris like a toggle switch.Giving them advice doesn't help, because they think they have a magic wand in their pants.Just because its good for you doesn't mean we like it." -Excuse me! I think if guys really treated the clit like a toggle switch there wouldn't be an...

Vacuum seal your bags, that shouldn’t alert a dog (as long as you are careful not to get any residue on the outside). Maybe use that highlighter or PEPSI can hidden stash. But probably the best advice I can give you for the school zone; roll joints and sell them, so you can easily eat...

I was hoping someone had some advice regarding getting out of a situation involving your sac and a drug sniffing dog nearby. Didn't Barry Cooper mention something like, keeping your stash with food is an okay way to hide your stash, because cops just assume the dogs want the food?

...i guess your girl didn't mention that she had to pinch one off before you started, haha!

Don't knock it till you try it

The Ladies Man would advise you to "do it in the butt"

Don't waste your time on girls like that, no matter how attractive they are. Dude, think about how much worse it could have been for you had any other situation played out... My friends and I would call this girl an "Aspiring Skut"