What would make THE FUTURE Christ cool with you? O.M.G.

Beefbisquit

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No, these really are moving. I have had other witnesses say that the UFOs look like they are moving too. My own mother said they look like they are moving because they are.

But you are more then free to come to New Bedford Massachusetts USA and come look for yourself. You can drive here if you're close by or fly if you live far away from Me. I noticed the UFOs on September 8th of 2013 and they have been here every day since then. Come check it out for yourself and bring a video camera so you can record it for Me. I cant guarantee they will be here tonight or any other night but they have been showing up for like 3 weeks straight except when its cloudy out.

I like you The Sativa High. Keep being cool!

~PEACE~
If you go to a magic show and the magician is any good, everyone there will say they saw something that they didn't see. They're called illusions or a distortion of the senses.
 

Nevaeh420

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This might be a long read but you don't need to post in this thread if you don't want to.

These are all true stories that I literally did in My life and these things are literally written in the Bible.

I'm going to do My best in keeping the timeline in order, from what happened first to last.

So lets start.

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Matthew 1:18

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Christ Born of Mary

18 Now the birth of Jesus Christ was as follows: After His mother Mary was betrothed to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Spirit.





So My mothers name is Mary, like Jesus' mother. My mother is a wonderful lady and I wouldn't want a different mother.

My mother, Mary, was born Mary J. Kennedy in 1960.

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Revelation 3:12

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12 He who overcomes, I will make him a pillar in the temple of My God, and he shall go out no more. I will write on him the name of My God and the name of the city of My God, the New Jerusalem, which comes down out of heaven from My God. And I will write on him My new name.





Jesus says here "And I will write on him My NEW NAME!"

I was born as George Manuel Oliveira in 1985 and this is My "new" Name. George means Farmer. Manuel means God is with us. And Oliveira means Olive tree. So My full Name, George Manuel Oliveira means Farmer God is with us Olive tree. And My initials are GMO and GMO stands for Genetically Modified Organism. But here's the kicker, GMO backwards is OMG and everyone and their mother knows OMG stands for O My God. And My last Name, Oliveira means Olive tree and that's in the Bible too, I will show it to you now. (I got My last Name from My dad, obviously.)






Romans 11:16-26

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16 For if the firstfruit is holy, the lump is also holy; and if the root is holy, so are the branches. 17 And if some of the branches were broken off, and you, being a wild olive tree, were grafted in among them, and with them became a partaker of the root and fatness of the olive tree, 18 do not boast against the branches. But if you do boast, remember that you do not support the root, but the root supports you.

19 You will say then, “Branches were broken off that I might be grafted in.” 20 Well said. Because of unbelief they were broken off, and you stand by faith. Do not be haughty, but fear. 21 For if God did not spare the natural branches, He may not spare you either. 22 Therefore consider the goodness and severity of God: on those who fell, severity; but toward you, goodness,[a] if you continue in His goodness. Otherwise you also will be cut off. 23 And they also, if they do not continue in unbelief, will be grafted in, for God is able to graft them in again. 24 For if you were cut out of the olive tree which is wild by nature, and were grafted contrary to nature into a cultivated olive tree, how much more will these, who are natural branches, be grafted into their own olive tree?

25 For I do not desire, brethren, that you should be ignorant of this mystery, lest you should be wise in your own opinion, that blindness in part has happened to Israel until the fullness of the Gentiles has come in. 26 And so all Israel will be saved, as it is written:


“The Deliverer will come out of Zion,
And He will turn away ungodliness from Jacob

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(Pay attention to the numbers 6 and 3 here.)


Matthew 13:3-8

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3 Then He spoke many things to them in parables, saying: “Behold, a sower went out to sow. 4 And as he sowed, some seed fell by the wayside; and the birds came and devoured them. 5 Some fell on stony places, where they did not have much earth; and they immediately sprang up because they had no depth of earth. 6 But when the sun was up they were scorched, and because they had no root they withered away. 7 And some fell among thorns, and the thorns sprang up and choked them. 8 But others fell on good ground and yielded a crop: some a hundredfold, some 60, some 30.






Mark 4:3-8

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3 “Listen! Behold, a sower went out to sow. 4 And it happened, as he sowed, that some seed fell by the wayside; and the birds of the air[a] came and devoured it. 5 Some fell on stony ground, where it did not have much earth; and immediately it sprang up because it had no depth of earth. 6 But when the sun was up it was scorched, and because it had no root it withered away. 7 And some seed fell among thorns; and the thorns grew up and choked it, and it yielded no crop. 8 But other seed fell on good ground and yielded a crop that sprang up, increased and produced: some 30 fold, some 60, and some a hundred.”





I lived at 63 Pine St in Stoughton Massachusetts USA when I was growing up. My house is at 36 Aroostook Ave in Millinocket Maine USA. Notice the numbers from the Bible verses and notice the numbers where I used to live. Notice the 6 and the 3 especially. So growing up when I lived at 63 Pine St in Stoughton Massachusetts I hung out with the pot heads and I even tried to grow My own weed in My dads garden. The cannabis plants grew good, like 7 feet tall but My dad pulled them out because he thought they were just weeds in his garden. My dad never smoked pot in his life and he didn't know what cannabis plants looked like and that's why they got so big. Anyways I bought My house in Maine to grow weed there too, but this time indoors. To make a long story short, I had some of the best weed around but I couldn't stay living at My house in Maine because I ran out of money towards the end of the operation. I haven't really live in My house since 2008. I actually paid for My house CASH when I was 21 years old from all of the fishing money from working on commercial fishing boats and scuba diving for shellfish. But the point I'm trying to make is the numbers in the Bible verses and the places that I grew cannabis. These parables are about the Sower!

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Matthew 14:25-27

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25 Now in the fourth watch of the night Jesus went to them, walking on the sea. 26 And when the disciples saw Him walking on the sea, they were troubled, saying, “It is a ghost!” And they cried out for fear.

27 But immediately Jesus spoke to them, saying, “Be of good cheer! It is I; do not be afraid.”





To be blunt, I cant walk on water but I used to walk in the water all day, it was My scuba diving job for shellfish. This is how I got into scuba diving- I was working at a construction company and I saved up enough money for a motorcycle. I was driving My Yamaha YZF 600 during the winter and I was going too fast taking an off ramp on the highway and I pulled on the front break and wiped out. Me and My buddy pulled "an insurance job" on My motorcycle and I ended up getting some money from that. I always wanted to try scuba diving so I took that said insurance money and started to take scuba diving lessons. Long story short, I ended up meeting a Cuban friend, Nolberto Christobol, of Mine that was scuba diving for shellfish and he took Me under his wing and taught Me the ropes. My Cuban friend introduced Me to the first fishing boat that I worked on and that's how I got into commercial fishing. But anyways, I used to wear very heavy lead weights, like 40 pounds or so to keep Me underwater while diving, to stay in one spot. I used to walk on the bottom of the ocean to get to different spot to collect the quahogs. If I wasn't carrying any quahogs then I would just skim over the surface of the ocean floor by pushing off with My feet. I wouldn't wear fins because they got in the way, just shoes or in scuba terms- booties. If I was carrying like 200 pounds of shellfish then I would walk straight up in the water. I would literally walk on the ocean floor to take My quahogs to My truck or where ever. So I cant walk ON water but it was My job to walk IN water!

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Luke 5:2-10

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2 and saw two boats standing by the lake; but the fishermen had gone from them and were washing their nets. 3 Then He got into one of the boats, which was Simon’s, and asked him to put out a little from the land. And He sat down and taught the multitudes from the boat.

4 When He had stopped speaking, He said to Simon, “Launch out into the deep and let down your nets for a catch.”

5 But Simon answered and said to Him, “Master, we have toiled all night and caught nothing; nevertheless at Your word I will let down the net.” 6 And when they had done this, they caught a great number of fish, and their net was breaking. 7 So they signaled to their partners in the other boat to come and help them. And they came and filled both the boats, so that they began to sink. 8 When Simon Peter saw it, he fell down at Jesus’ knees, saying, “Depart from me, for I am a sinful man, O Lord!”

9 For he and all who were with him were astonished at the catch of fish which they had taken; 10 and so also were James and John, the sons of Zebedee, who were partners with Simon. And Jesus said to Simon, “Do not be afraid. From now on you will catch men.”





The first commercial fishing boat that I ever worked on was 185 feet (the biggest one I ever worked on) and it was called the Dona Martita. Right before I worked on this boat, I was diving for quahogs with My friend Nolberto Christobol. My friend knew some fishermen and introduced Me to the boat called the Dona Martita. I started working on that boat in 2005 when I was about 20 years old. I introduced the captain of that boat to My mother and they started dating and later got married and divorced. But anyways, I was busting My balls on that boat and I wasn't making much money so I quit. I started to scuba dive for quahogs again but the water was cold, it was like December. Since the captain was dating My mother, he knew Me and asked if I wanted work on that boat again because the herring fishing season was over and it was time to fish for mackerel which is worth more money. I took the job again because I wanted to make the big bucks. The first day I went out fishing (after I quit) we caught like over a million pounds of mackerel. This big catch was on new years eve of 2006. It was the biggest catch that I ever got in a boat and it was clean fish, meaning not a lot of bi catch. We caught over a million pounds of mackerel in one night, new years eve of 2006. The next day My mother got married to My captain at the time and I was their best man at the wedding. I figure if a person could eat a pound of fish then I feed over a million people. Oh yeah, and that boat was a paratrolling boat, meaning it took two boats to tow the net. My boat held about 800,000 pounds of fish in its tank. We filled our tank and then had to pump the fish into our partner boats tank. The partner boat was called the Nordic Explorer. Never again did we catch so much fish in one tow.

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Matthew 8:24-27

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24 And suddenly a great tempest arose on the sea, so that the boat was covered with the waves. But He was asleep. 25 Then His disciples came to Him and awoke Him, saying, “Lord, save us! We are perishing!”

26 But He said to them, “Why are you fearful, O you of little faith?” Then He arose and rebuked the winds and the sea, and there was a great calm. 27 So the men marveled, saying, “Who can this be, that even the winds and the sea obey Him?”






Mark 4:36-41

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36 Now when they had left the multitude, they took Him along in the boat as He was. And other little boats were also with Him. 37 And a great windstorm arose, and the waves beat into the boat, so that it was already filling. 38 But He was in the stern, asleep on a pillow. And they awoke Him and said to Him, “Teacher, do You not care that we are perishing?”

39 Then He arose and rebuked the wind, and said to the sea, “Peace, be still!” And the wind ceased and there was a great calm. 40 But He said to them, “Why are you so fearful? How is it that you have no faith?”[a] 41 And they feared exceedingly, and said to one another, “Who can this be, that even the wind and the sea obey Him!”





The boat called the Direction was the second boat that I ever worked on. The Direction is a 65 foot lobster boat. This said boat was actually on the Discovery channel in like 2004 I believe. I started working on this boat about a year after it was on the Discovery channel. But anyways, I cant calm storms or anything like that but I was in some pretty hairy storms in My day and I'm going to explain to you one that comes to mind. We were fishing in Georges bank near the Canadians, in the open ocean. It would take about 1 day to drive to the fishing grounds and the crew normally slept during this time because we would have to work for 5 days straight with only about 4 hours sleep per night. So I was sleeping in the bow of the boat and when I woke up there was a great storm taking place. I woke up to lifting off of My rack/bed a few inches because the waves were that big. I went to the wheelhouse to see the captain scared. The boat was only 65 feet and the waves were maybe 40 feet tall and it was blowing maybe 120 miles per hour outside and we were in the middle of the ocean. The captain, Al, said something like "We're going to die" and I said something like "Is it a good time to check the survival suits?" Al, the captain said he never was in a storm that bad and I was a little scared. But we couldn't work in that weather so I just went back to sleep until the storm had ended.

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Matthew 21:1-11

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The Triumphal Entry

21 Now when they drew near Jerusalem, and came to Bethphage,[a] at the Mount of Olives, then Jesus sent two disciples, 2 saying to them, “Go into the village opposite you, and immediately you will find a donkey tied, and a colt with her. Loose them and bring them to Me. 3 And if anyone says anything to you, you shall say, ‘The Lord has need of them,’ and immediately he will send them.”

4 All this was done that it might be fulfilled which was spoken by the prophet, saying:


5 “Tell the daughter of Zion,
‘Behold, your King is coming to you,
Lowly, and sitting on a donkey,
A colt, the foal of a donkey.’”[c]

6 So the disciples went and did as Jesus commanded them. 7 They brought the donkey and the colt, laid their clothes on them, and set Him[d] on them. 8 And a very great multitude spread their clothes on the road; others cut down branches from the trees and spread them on the road. 9 Then the multitudes who went before and those who followed cried out, saying:


“Hosanna to the Son of David!
‘Blessed is He who comes in the name of the Lord!’[e]
Hosanna in the highest!”

10 And when He had come into Jerusalem, all the city was moved, saying, “Who is this?”

11 So the multitudes said, “This is Jesus, the prophet from Nazareth of Galilee.”






Mark 11:1-9

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The Triumphal Entry

11 Now when they drew near Jerusalem, to Bethphage[a] and Bethany, at the Mount of Olives, He sent two of His disciples; 2 and He said to them, “Go into the village opposite you; and as soon as you have entered it you will find a colt tied, on which no one has sat. Loose it and bring it. 3 And if anyone says to you, ‘Why are you doing this?’ say, ‘The Lord has need of it,’ and immediately he will send it here.”

4 So they went their way, and found the colt tied by the door outside on the street, and they loosed it. 5 But some of those who stood there said to them, “What are you doing, loosing the colt?”

6 And they spoke to them just as Jesus had commanded. So they let them go. 7 Then they brought the colt to Jesus and threw their clothes on it, and He sat on it. 8 And many spread their clothes on the road, and others cut down leafy branches from the trees and spread them on the road. 9 Then those who went before and those who followed cried out, saying:


“Hosanna!
‘Blessed is He who comes in the name of the Lord!’[c]






Luke 19:29-38

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29 And it came to pass, when He drew near to Bethphage[a] and Bethany, at the mountain called Olivet, that He sent two of His disciples, 30 saying, “Go into the village opposite you, where as you enter you will find a colt tied, on which no one has ever sat. Loose it and bring it here. 31 And if anyone asks you, ‘Why are you loosing it?’ thus you shall say to him, ‘Because the Lord has need of it.’”

32 So those who were sent went their way and found it just as He had said to them. 33 But as they were loosing the colt, the owners of it said to them, “Why are you loosing the colt?”

34 And they said, “The Lord has need of him.” 35 Then they brought him to Jesus. And they threw their own clothes on the colt, and they set Jesus on him. 36 And as He went, many spread their clothes on the road.

37 Then, as He was now drawing near the descent of the Mount of Olives, the whole multitude of the disciples began to rejoice and praise God with a loud voice for all the mighty works they had seen, 38 saying:


“ ‘Blessed is the King who comes in the name of the Lord!’
Peace in heaven and glory in the highest!”





So this happened sometime before August in 2008. I was still engaged to My X fiancé at the time but we were kind of breaking up. I was living in My house in Maine for like 6 months or so, growing cannabis and I ran out of money because My buddy didn't pay Me My money that he owed Me for the weed I fronted him. I moved back south and for some reason I asked My X fiancé if she wanted to go horse back riding. This was only the second time I went horseback riding by Myself. So she lived in Tiverton Rhode Island and she found a horseback riding place that was adjacent (or opposite) to her town. We drove there and then when we got there I saw the youngest horse and he was full of muscle. I said "I want to ride that horse". Some women came out and I told her that I wanted to ride the biggest and youngest horse. She told Me that horse has never been rode before and she didn't know if I could because no one has ever rode that horse, they just got him not too long ago. So the women were discussing if I could ride that colt or not but they relented and I was able to ride him. My X fiancé got an older horse that could barely keep up and My horse just wanted to lead the pack but the girl that was leading us had to be in front to guide. On our little horse excursion we saw a black fisher cat that was just standing on two feet and swatting a little tree near the path. I forget if we saw some deer or not but it was a good ride and one of the last things I ever did with My X fiancé.

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Matthew 4:2

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2 And when He had fasted forty days and forty nights, afterward He was hungry.





Luke 4:2

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2 being tempted for forty days by the devil. And in those days He ate nothing, and afterward, when they had ended, He was hungry.






This happened in August of 2008. I moved back from My house in Maine because I ran out of money. The pot growing didn't work out for Me. My X fiancé broke up with Me shortly after I moved to back to Massachusetts. I was devastated because she broke up with Me. I think she broke up with Me because I was getting crazy from studying all the conspiracy theories. I couldn't eat. I was basically just drinking grape juice to give Me nutrition and a little bit of calories, but not much. I fasted for about 6 weeks or roughly 40 days but I honestly wasn't counting the days in which I started starving Myself but I know when I stopped starving Myself. I stopped starving Myself after I was escorted to a mental hospital by the EMTs. So this is how I got into that mental hospital called Corrigan Mental Hospital. I was getting very delusional from not eating, I would puke when I ate so I stopped eating. I was smoking the cannabis that I grew at My house and I had a ton of weed. It was very potent too. I started to hear voices on the radio, I thought some of the songs were about Me. So to make a long story short, I found out about My Name, about the OMG thing and I looked up what My whole Name meant and I started to believe I was Jesus. I called up My X and said, I'm Jesus. (We were broken up now.) She called My dads house and woke them up at like 3 o'clock in the morning and I went into their room and started talking crazy and I was EMTs on Me and I spent 3 weeks or so in a mental hospital called Corrigan in Fall River Massachusetts. That was the first mental hospital I ever went to. But the point is that I was starving Myself for about 6 weeks or roughly 40 days. I went from being a very healthy 6 foot 1 inch at 185 pounds to 6ft1 at 160 pounds. So I lost about 25 pounds in about 6 weeks and I was skinny before the fast.

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Matthew 21:12-13

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Jesus Cleanses the Temple

12 Then Jesus went into the temple of God[a] and drove out all those who bought and sold in the temple, and overturned the tables of the money changers and the seats of those who sold doves. 13 And He said to them, “It is written, ‘My house shall be called a house of prayer,’ but you have made it a ‘den of thieves.’”[c]





As I said, I went to My first mental hospital because My X fiancé broke up with Me and I was starving Myself and getting delusional. Before I went into that mental hospital I was blogging on RIU using the name "We Tarded". After I got out of that mental hospital I thought I was Christ and I didn't want to blog using that foolish name anymore. I switched My rollitup name to "We Love 1" after I got out and I immediately started telling My friends on RIU that I'm Jesus. So the same day that I out of the mental hospital I switch My RIU name and I started to tell the world wide web that I'm Jesus. About a couple days after that the stock market crashed 777 points in one day and then the great recession of 2008 happened. This was September of 2008. I thought the stock market crashed so much because the elites found out that I'm Christ. All I know is that I got out of Corrigan mental hospital and immediately started blogging using the name "We Love 1" and a few days later the stock market crashed 777 points in one day and then one of the biggest recessions. I used to think that I was the one to blame for the recession. If you don't believe Me you can see when I made My first post using the name "We Love 1" and see when the stock market crashed in September of 2008!

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Luke 22:54

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Peter Denies Jesus, and Weeps Bitterly

54 Having arrested Him, they led Him and brought Him into the high priest’s house. But Peter followed at a distance.






John 18:1

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Betrayal and Arrest in Gethsemane

18 When Jesus had spoken these words, He went out with His disciples over the Brook Kidron, where there was a garden, which He and His disciples entered.





So this is what happened. I was in My house with My family and My little sister was complaining and yelling at My mother. She was being a little witch and I didn't like it, so I yelled at My little sister for about 2 seconds. I didn't say anything but a loud "AHHHHH". I felt bad and I took My Bible and as I was leaving the house I said "May the Lord take Me at His will". I went to a place that I used to go hunting for deer. I actually killed 2 deer near this spot and one of those deer was a big 7 pointer. But anyways, I went behind the airport where I used to go skeet shooting with My shotgun and I sat down in a field with a bunch of budding plants or flowers. My mother called the cops on Me because she thought I was going to hurt Myself because of what I said and the cops came and arrested Me and brought Me to Saint Lukes mental hospital in New Bedford MA. I was in that hospital for about 1 month. This happened in 2009.

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Matthew 24:30

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30 Then the sign of the Son of Man will appear in heaven, and then all the tribes of the earth will mourn, and they will see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory





Luke 21:27-28

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27 Then they will see the Son of Man coming in a cloud with power and great glory. 28 Now when these things begin to happen, look up and lift up your heads, because your redemption draws near.”






Revelation 1:7

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7 Behold, He is coming with clouds, and every eye will see Him, even they who pierced Him. And all the tribes of the earth will mourn because of Him. Even so, Amen.






Revelation 1:13-14

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13 and in the midst of the seven lampstands One like the Son of Man, clothed with a garment down to the feet and girded about the chest with a golden band. 14 His head and hair were white like wool, as white as snow, and His eyes like a flame of fire;






Revelation 14:14-16

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Reaping the Earth’s Harvest

14 Then I looked, and behold, a white cloud, and on the cloud sat One like the Son of Man, having on His head a golden crown, and in His hand a sharp sickle. 15 And another angel came out of the temple, crying with a loud voice to Him who sat on the cloud, “Thrust in Your sickle and reap, for the time has come for You[a] to reap, for the harvest of the earth is ripe.” 16 So He who sat on the cloud thrust in His sickle on the earth, and the earth was reaped.





I'm not even going to type out the 5 signs I saw in the clouds, I'm just going to link a video I made of it. I talk about the 5 signs in the clouds in the latter part of the video. Start watching at 9 minutes and 30 second to see about the signs in the clouds.

[youtube]6TfiwedpZUU[/youtube]

I made a mistake in the video, I actually saw the black cloud on Good Friday of 2009 and not Black Friday.





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Matthew 25:31-46

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The Son of Man Will Judge the Nations

31 “When the Son of Man comes in His glory, and all the holy[a] angels with Him, then He will sit on the throne of His glory. 32 All the nations will be gathered before Him, and He will separate them one from another, as a shepherd divides his sheep from the goats. 33 And He will set the sheep on His right hand, but the goats on the left. 34 Then the King will say to those on His right hand, ‘Come, you blessed of My Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world: 35 for I was hungry and you gave Me food; I was thirsty and you gave Me drink; I was a stranger and you took Me in; 36 I was naked and you clothed Me; I was sick and you visited Me; I was in prison and you came to Me.’

37 “Then the righteous will answer Him, saying, ‘Lord, when did we see You hungry and feed You, or thirsty and give You drink? 38 When did we see You a stranger and take You in, or naked and clothe You? 39 Or when did we see You sick, or in prison, and come to You?’ 40 And the King will answer and say to them, ‘Assuredly, I say to you, inasmuch as you did it to one of the least of these My brethren, you did it to Me.’

41 “Then He will also say to those on the left hand, ‘Depart from Me, you cursed, into the everlasting fire prepared for the devil and his angels: 42 for I was hungry and you gave Me no food; I was thirsty and you gave Me no drink; 43 I was a stranger and you did not take Me in, naked and you did not clothe Me, sick and in prison and you did not visit Me.’

44 “Then they also will answer Him, saying, ‘Lord, when did we see You hungry or thirsty or a stranger or naked or sick or in prison, and did not minister to You?’ 45 Then He will answer them, saying, ‘Assuredly, I say to you, inasmuch as you did not do it to one of the least of these, you did not do it to Me.’ 46 And these will go away into everlasting punishment, but the righteous into eternal life.”





So in 2009 I got into a fight with My dad. I was actually going to kill Myself because My mom kicked Me out of her house. I was going to drive up to My house in Maine and use My shotgun and blow My head off because I didn't even have enough money at the time to turn on My utilities. To make a long story short, I got into a fight with My dad and then I was sent to a prison. The prison is called Bridgewater and its in Massachusetts USA. I started telling My fellow inmates that I'm Jesus and they started calling Me Jesus, like everyone was calling Me Jesus even a CO (correction officer) called Me Jesus once or twice. I was known as Jesus in prison... but it wasn't a real prison, it was a prison for the criminally insane so we got more privileges like we weren't stuck in a cell for 23 hours a day or whatever. So I was in prison for 2 months and then I was transferred to a state hospital where I stayed for 5 months.

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So that's the story of My life that is recorded in the Bible. Or at least I believe its been recorded in the Bible, but either way these stories of My life are true and I can prove most of them from records somewhere.

~PEACE~
 

chewberto

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Almost like they wrote it just for you! Crazy And a cool story bro, topped with a pics or it didn't happen!
 

Nevaeh420

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You guys can post now, I'm all set I think.

Hey, why do you capitalize my and me in the middle of a sentence??
I believe I'm Christ if you didn't realize it from the stories that I said.

yup,, In before close.
One of My favorite girls! What's up Dislexicmidget? They are all true stories but I curtailed them because I don't like to type out books and people don't like to read books on forums.

dude, build a f'n church already. Pass around some offering plates, upgrade your lights
I don't want to build any churches, I just like to tell My story.

Almost like they wrote it just for you! Crazy And a cool story bro, topped with a pics or it didn't happen!
Thanks brother.

It is very crazy that these things happened to Me and the craziest part about it is that they all happened to Me before I ever read the Bible. I didn't read the Bible until 2009 and most of these things happened way before. All of these stories happened before I ever read the Bible because I didn't read the Bible until I got out of prison and went to Taunton state (mental) hospital. I had 5 months to kill so I read the whole Bible back then.

~PEACE~
 

tyler.durden

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Georgie... we talked about this already. You already posted this ridiculous shit and you were told point by point why it is just stupid. We GET IT already: you're mentally ill, you have a common christ complex, you have a desperate need to feel special without doing anything special, blah, blah, blah, ad nauseum. You're reminding people that you are a joke, why? No one cares or believes your bullshit, so why are you posting it again? I previously assumed there was more to you than stupid alien and messiah stories, but apparently I was wrong. I beg you, find other subjects and stop being the butt of a very bad joke...
 

Zaehet Strife

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FOR THE LOVE OF "GOD" PLEASE STOP THIS THREAD HERE, AND DO NOT REPLY AT ALL. PLEASE DO NOT FEED THIS EGO ANY MORE. IT IS RUINING WHAT ONCE WAS A GREAT FORUM.

THANK YOU.


-Zaehet
 

GreyLord

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Umm...they let YOU keep a shotgun? No offense but your as mad as a cut snake. Just saying :)

Your 'evidence' is ridiculous, seriously. We are all part of the Divine, the proof is in our DNA, you are no different [well you are but not in a good way].

I might regret asking this but where do you get the idea that 'jesus' is a different fictional character than 'christ'? 'Jesus christ' is believed in all of christendom to be one & the same individual. That's why many of the church prayers end with the words "in jesus christ our lord".
 

Nevaeh420

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If you go to a magic show and the magician is any good, everyone there will say they saw something that they didn't see. They're called illusions or a distortion of the senses.
I now will invite you, Beef, to come to My city and check the UFOs out for yourself. And bring a video camera with a good zoom too. You can record the UFOs for Me and vindicate Me at the same time.

I live in New Bedford Massachusetts USA. I believe the UFOs will be there tonight too because I first noticed them on September 8th of 2013 and they have been showing up every night except when its cloudy because they are above the clouds. So I noticed them about 3 weeks ago and I have been seeing them every night except when cloudy.

You all are invited to My city to look at the UFOs, just don't come to My house because I live with My mom and she doesn't let anyone in besides family. I own My own home in Maine, I paid cash for it when I was 21 years old but I don't live in My home because I cant afford to live on My own right now.

I'm not hallucinating things because I guarantee that you all would see the UFOs move too. But there is one UFO that doesn't dance in place, its the brightest UFO and it just moves slowly down and to the right, from My perspective. But the other 3 UFOs that I normally see dance in place and slowly move too throughout the night.

Someone needs to come to My city and record the UFOs for Me because I have never owned a video camera and I wouldn't know how to set it up and use it. I also wouldn't know how to transfer the video to the internet, like youtube. Plus I don't have spare money to buy a good video camera.

I guarantee that you all would see exactly what I am seeing because its really happening.

EDIT- I really would like to know what the UFOs really are that I'm seeing. I can guarantee that they are not airplanes, satellites, helicopters, stars or anything that I have ever seen in the sky before that's terrestrial. I bet they are alien space craft but that's just speculation. They could be some new government project, like a new kind of technology but why would they be hovering near My home with lights on? I honestly don't know what kind of technology the government has hiding but I cant rule out that possibility.

You guys are all more then welcome to come to New Bedford Massachusetts and check out what I'm saying for yourself. I'm not lying and I'm not hallucinating because I have had other witnesses see the same thing and see them dance in place too.

~PEACE~
 

smokinafatty

Active Member
FOR THE LOVE OF "GOD" PLEASE STOP THIS THREAD HERE, AND DO NOT REPLY AT ALL. PLEASE DO NOT FEED THIS EGO ANY MORE. IT IS RUINING WHAT ONCE WAS A GREAT FORUM.

THANK YOU.


-Zaehet
lol too bad for him the whole thing is a big joke to everyone.

btw, op, all the guys who start their own cults get laid a LOT, by everyone's wives and even their children. Get on it
 

Nevaeh420

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I also have some predictions of the future that I call prophecies. I don't feel like typing them all out so I'll post the videos that I made.

I'm Christ and these are My novel inventions for the future!

[youtube]ohQEusir8zo[/youtube]

Jesus came in 2008?

[youtube]MI-iQYAwFv0[/youtube]

Crazy talk

[youtube]3EfFw0WG3rU[/youtube]

More crazy ideas that I think are crazy cool!

[youtube]fDUunfxiAM8[/youtube]

Just some random thoughts that I've been thinking of.

[youtube]KgEGAqD2DdA[/youtube]

The signs of the times!

[youtube]6TfiwedpZUU[/youtube]





These are all videos of Me. I'm not the best talker and I'm not the best looking guy but I think I made My points clear.

~PEACE~
 

Dr Kynes

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I also have some predictions of the future that I call prophecies. I don't feel like typing them all out so I'll post the videos that I made.

I'm Christ and these are My novel inventions for the future!



Jesus came in 2008?



Crazy talk



More crazy ideas that I think are crazy cool!



Just some random thoughts that I've been thinking of.



The signs of the times!



These are all videos of Me. I'm not the best talker and I'm not the best looking guy but I think I made My points clear.

~PEACE~

a full hour and 40 minutes of crazy yammering and assertions that you are a god made flesh?

please. seek professional help.

also, my god makes himself flesh whenever he pleases, and he does not wear a hoodie or make videos of himself talking to his own table.

if i were a jeezan i would be offended by your hubris.
 

Nevaeh420

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Georgie... we talked about this already. You already posted this ridiculous shit and you were told point by point why it is just stupid. We GET IT already: you're mentally ill, you have a common christ complex, you have a desperate need to feel special without doing anything special, blah, blah, blah, ad nauseum. You're reminding people that you are a joke, why? No one cares or believes your bullshit, so why are you posting it again? I previously assumed there was more to you than stupid alien and messiah stories, but apparently I was wrong. I beg you, find other subjects and stop being the butt of a very bad joke...
You don't need to be cantankerous brother.

I like you Tyler and I think you're a big character in My "online book". I'm going to talk about things that I like to converse about. I think these things might be important to an esoteric few. Either way, these are all true stories about Me and I think I'm on to something here. Before they killed Jesus, the Pharisees WANTED to kill Jesus because they despised his teachings and what he stood for. I think when I'm dead people will want to read MORE then what I already wrote so I'm trying to post most of My beliefs and stuff about who I am as a person. But I could be wrong about this.

FOR THE LOVE OF "GOD" PLEASE STOP THIS THREAD HERE, AND DO NOT REPLY AT ALL. PLEASE DO NOT FEED THIS EGO ANY MORE. IT IS RUINING WHAT ONCE WAS A GREAT FORUM.

THANK YOU.


-Zaehet
I thought we were friends Zaehet?

And for the record, your new avatar doesn't look like Ashton Kutcher. But you're still a handsome guy... I'm not gay, I'm just saying.

Umm...they let YOU keep a shotgun? No offense but your as mad as a cut snake. Just saying :)

Your 'evidence' is ridiculous, seriously. We are all part of the Divine, the proof is in our DNA, you are no different [well you are but not in a good way].

I might regret asking this but where do you get the idea that 'jesus' is a different fictional character than 'christ'? 'Jesus christ' is believed in all of christendom to be one & the same individual. That's why many of the church prayers end with the words "in jesus christ our lord".
I used to have a .22 rifle, a 30-06 rifle, a 12 gage shotgun, and a 17 HMR rifle. I got My FID (firearms identification card) when I was like 18 and I owned My guns until 2009, when I was 24 years old.

My evidence is subjective for sure but its still My evidence that I have. I can prove that (most of) these things happened to Me but I cant prove if they mean anything regarding the Bible or if its proof I'm Christ.

I also agree that we all are divine... I actually believe we are all little gods in a very funny way.

Jesus' last name was not Christ. Christ was a title given to Jesus at about the time of his ministry. I believe the Hebrew term for Christ is Messiah. And Jesus wasn't even called Jesus in Hebrew, it was Yeshua. So Jesus Christ in Hebrew is Yeshua Ha Mashiach. But the point is that the term Christ was just a title given to Jesus because people believed he was the messiah or Christ in English.

So Jesus was a person that lived allegedly 2,000 years ago and he was later titled Jesus Christ because people believed he deserved that title by the way he lived.

So My Name is not Jesus and it never will be. But My title is the Christ, or the Anointed One.

basicaly george you let a girl fuck your head up , it happens alot .
Yeah, I loved her a lot but I'm totally over her now. That's basically the reason why I became "mentally disabled" in the first place. I lost most of My ambition and I stopped working. I was with her for about 4 years and we were planning on starting a family together. Its all good though because if it wasn't meant to be then it wasn't meant to be.

lol too bad for him the whole thing is a big joke to everyone.

btw, op, all the guys who start their own cults get laid a LOT, by everyone's wives and even their children. Get on it
It might be a big joke to everyone but I'm not kidding at the moment.

I don't want to start a cult at all, ever... but I do need to get laid more often. HA HA.

~PEACE~
 

Nevaeh420

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a full hour and 40 minutes of crazy yammering and assertions that you are a god made flesh?

please. seek professional help.

also, my god makes himself flesh whenever he pleases, and he does not wear a hoodie or make videos of himself talking to his own table.

if i were a jeezan i would be offended by your hubris.
I barely talk about why I believe I'm Christ in those videos, its mostly prophecies for the future. You should watch the videos, I guarantee you will learn something new. If you don't learn anything new then I will refund your movie ticket cost, lol.

And I'm not hubris, I'm very humble and I don't think that highly of Myself but I do love Myself. I think I'm just a regular guy that has had an extraordinary life.

Who is your god?

EDIT- How does your god make himself flesh whenever he pleases?

EDIT- And what's a jeezan?

~PEACE~
 

GreyLord

Active Member
The name 'Christ' is derived from Krishna.[The word 'Krishna' means 'dark'.] It reflects the compromise made at the council organised by Constantine in the 4th century [amalgamation of Hindu influenced eastern beliefs & Druidic influenced western beliefs] The new testament was plagiarised from various texts & existing stories [The book of revelation was directly copied from the Sibylline Books.] The central structure of the 'Jesus' story - 25th of Dec. 'virgin' birth, wise men following a star to find the 'king', crucified, buried in a tomb, raised 'from the dead' 3 days later, etc.etc.- was the core beliefs for several religions that pre-date christianity. There is not one reference of any religious leader being crucified [one would think that was big news at the time] no mention of so-called 'miracles' by any historian of the time. The church even admits that the bible is historically inaccurate. The 'anointed one' would know this.
The only reference to you in the bible is 'beware false prophets'. If the title fits...........I do hope you find peace Nevaeh.
 

Zaehet Strife

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Nev, for all i know you might be a cool guy. For all i know you play video games and we could get down on some legend of zelda four swords, or call of duty or some pokemon stadium mini games or some shit. But dude, i'm comin at you right now for real. If you want to be my friend, or anyone's friend, whether or not you play video games or skateboard or whatever fun shit people do together... you gotta let this shit go man.

Nobody want's to be around it, and that is the hard truth. Nobody wants to hang out with someone who thinks they are Jesus, it's fuckin weird, especially if you are religious. You gotta fuckin get out there, make some friends, get a girlfriend for god sakes, fuckin cheat on her and get a new one. Make mistakes, learn from them and make more and learn more!

You are almost 30 fucking years old man, fuckin 30 dude. Get your shit together, have fun, a little less than half of your life is gone now... you don't want to spend the rest of it sitting around on the damned computer wishing you would have went out with your co-workers or friends.

Enjoy life and stop worrying about who believes what, stop worrying about what you believe because it doesn't even matter. What is going to happen will happen. Just try to enjoy life as best you can and help others do the same before you die.

Straight up man, you gotta grow the fuck up. Go out with some buddies, DO SOMETHING, anything... before it's too late. When you are 75 years old looking back on your life wishing you would have taken a chance at it, wishing you would have taken a risk that might have made things different, that might have made life more enjoyable.

I like to think that everyone has potential, don't waste it Nev, this very well might be your only chance.
 

CCCmints

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is anyone else wondering why he posts this shit on a marijuana growing forum....? seems a bit off-topic..
 
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