right? your telling me..
so, i just had sat myself down to watch clinton and obama speak at CGI..had it on loud and was stoned..so no way i can fake not being home..i looked out the side window and only saw one guy, they had stepped back so i couldn't see them..bastards..i answer the door, just sticking my head out..the dogs are going nuts. we have 3 "good cop" day planner in hand, "bad cop" aka "ginger" and "gomie" in the back..they were all wearing gold detective badges..good cop asked if they can come in..why?..we need to talk to you..ok but why?..can we come in..why?..we received a tip that you have a few small plants and want to assist you in destroying them..oh?..how do you know that..a tip..from who? hey, listen i think it should be legal too..yeah, right i'm thinking give me a fucking break...if you can just let us in we will help you flush them and we'll be on our way (all the while good cop is trying to see into my house over my head)..no, sorry..well, we can do this the easy way or the hard way it's up to you..you need a piece of paper to enter my home..then ginger starts up bad cop shit and gomie just stands in the background..none of them showed me any police id..stepped outside..back and forth..back and forth..well we just didn't want your neighbors to see police cars and police searching your house..we're trying to be nice..come back when you got paper..excused myself and stepped back inside and locked my door..they didn't go away right away..they kinda stood outside my door and then in the driveway..lingered would be a good word.
i need some suggestions from the community on where i can move to..i checked a storage facility and they don't have electric in their units.
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