Who are you voting for?

[Trolling]

At least I can read.

 

[zerothefunk]

I suppose it would be Pedro

 

[Trolling]

Not getting trolled when you already know you're dealing with one. I'm just sitting here bored while Jose is stealing all my opportunities.

 

[UncleBuck]

[h=2]Success Minded Individuals (Tampa-Brandon-Riverview)[/h] [HR][/HR] Date: 2012-07-06, 10:12AM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [SUP][Errors when replying to ads?][/SUP] [HR][/HR]
We are looking to add several success minded individuals to a growing team of enthusiastic, motivated and
entrepreneurial-minded professionals who are looking for an opportunity with high income potential.

Ideal candidates will have excellent communication and interpersonal skills, as well as coachability,
self motivated and competitive attitudes. You must be willing to work and have a positive attitude.

If you are interested in: helping people, earning a full time income working part time, obtaining a world class
financial education, and the possibility of owning your own business, don't pass this up.

Our Associates are some of the most talented and best trained prodessionals in the business.

We offer full training, scheduling flexibility, Equity Share availability, incentive awards and more.

Please respond with a copy of your resume or work history to learn more, and
contact information so we may set up an interview.

• Location: Tampa-Brandon-Riverview
• Compensation: performance based, incentives, bonuses, and equity shares.
• Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
• Please, no phone calls about this job!
• Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

PostingID: 3121881652

 

[UncleBuck]

selling sunglasses is not below jose.

[h=2]*FUN AND WELL PAID SALES JOB* (SUNGLASSES)!! (Brandon Mall / International Mall)[/h] [HR][/HR] Date: 2012-07-06, 9:47AM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [SUP][Errors when replying to ads?][/SUP] [HR][/HR]
[h=2]FUN AND WELL PAID SALES JOB[/h] [h=1](SUNGLASSES!!!)[/h]


[h=4]NYS Collection is a rapidly growing eyewear corporation, with multiple locations nationwide and worldwide. We currently have available positions at the Brandon Mall and International Plaza Mall locations located in Tampa. Our locations sell sunglasses and make sure to always carry the latest in fashions in the eyewear industry. We need individuals who are:
- responsible
- reliable
- motivated
- communicative
- with great sales skills and experience
- TRUE PASSION FOR SUNGLASSES AND FASHION.
- You must be willing to work hard and be looking for long-term employment
- MUST have prior sales experience

We have full-time and part-time positions available. However, we prefer employees with an open availability, who can work whenever is needed (Weekdays/Weekends, Mornings/Evenings).If you have a very limited availability please do not respond to this ad!
This is a fun and well-paid job in a great dynamic work environment. Our company offers room for advancement and great career paths. We nurture our employees, treat them like family, and love to see them grow with us.
To find out more about our company and products please visit: www.nyscollection.com
Interviews will be scheduled immediately.

Must be at least 18 years old
Must have reliable transportation
Must be have a strong sense of fashion
​

When responding to this ad, we prefer phone calls, NOT emails.
Call 352-403-9285 (If you get a voicemail, please leave a detailed message, describing why you qualify for this position). So please don't hesitate, pick up the phone and call us! We look forward to hearing from you.
[/h]

• Location: Brandon Mall / International Mall
• Compensation: Hourly wage + Commission + benefits. Very comptitive pay and commission structur
• Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
• Phone calls about this job are ok.
• Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

PostingID: 3121836124

 

[Trolling]

What would Jose know about fashion?

 

[UncleBuck]

What would Jose know about fashion?

he doesn't need to know anything, they'll train him and they'll train you since there is no "spaniards only" requirement.

[h=2]Part-time Warehouse Associate (Brandon)[/h] [HR][/HR] Date: 2012-07-05, 12:21PM EDT
Reply to: see below [SUP][Errors when replying to ads?][/SUP] [HR][/HR]
PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON AT: 10059 East Adamo Drive, Tampa, FL 33619

STARTING SALARY: $8.55/HR

JOB FUNCTION:
Responsible for performing safe, accurate and timely purchase order and inter-store transfer shipping and receiving procedures in the facility's warehouse.

MAJOR RESPONSIBILITIES:
The functions listed describe the business purpose of this job. Specific duties or tasks may vary and be documented separately. The employee might not be required to perform all functions listed. Additional duties may be assigned, and functions may be modified, according to business necessity.
• Act and work in a manner that is consistent with company's core values.
• Demonstrate a thorough understanding and compliance with the company's safe lifting practices standard operating procedures.
• Demonstrated ability to understand and execute directions from the Warehouse Lead.
• Demonstrated understanding of and compliance with all company inventory, shipping and receiving, and customer service-related standard operating procedures.
• Satisfactory completion of the Industrial Truck (forklift) proficiency testing and certification.
• Schedule trucks for receiving when called by vendors.
• Load and record customer merchandise in and out of warehouse customer pick-up including all merchandise in the customer hold area.
• Demonstrate safe loading and unloading skills with respect to customer vehicles.
• Conduct frequent and thorough safety inspections of inventory racks and pallet stacks.
• Maintain general cleanliness, organization, and appearance inside and outside of the warehouse.
• Answer the telephone according to accepted guidelines.

MINIMUM QUALIFICATIONS:
• High School education and at least one (1) year of sales experience, or an equivalent combination of education and experience sufficient to perform the essential functions of the job, as determined by the company. Additional relevant experience can be substituted for the required education on the basis of one calendar year of experience for one academic year of education.


WORKING CONDITIONS:
With or without reasonable accommodation, requires the physical and mental capacity to perform effectively all essential functions. In addition to other demands, the demands of the job include:
• Able to read, write and speak English.
• Maintaining composure in dealing with customers, authorities, executives, clients, and staff, occasionally under conditions of urgency and in pressure situations.
• Required ability to handle multiple tasks concurrently.
• Frequent, walking, squatting, and bending.
• Handling and being exposed to cash, credit cards and checks.
• Regular talking and hearing.
• Occasional standing, reaching with hands and arms, stooping, kneeling, crouching, twisting, pushing, pulling and crawling.
• Frequent lifting and/or moving up to 50 pounds.
• Close vision, distance vision, and ability to adjust focus.
• Repetitive hand use (keyboard, scanner, grasping, applying force).

EQUIPMENT USED:
• Forklift
• Personal Computer
• Calculator
• Telephone and/or cellular telephone
• Copier
• Scanner
• Fax

BENEFITS:
• Medical, Dental, Vision Insurance
• 401(k) Plan
• Paid vacation (Full-time employees)
• Paid personal time off (Full-time employees)
• Paid holidays (Full-time employees)
• On-the-job training
• Flexible schedules (Must be available on weekends)
• A fun working environment


Equal Opportunity Employer
Drug Free Workplace

• Location: Brandon
• Compensation: SALARY: $8.55/HR
• Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
• Please, no phone calls about this job!
• Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

PostingID: 3119986116

 

[UncleBuck]

can you wash dishes or bus tables? they are not limiting their search to spaniards.

[h=2]Square 1 Burgers and Bar - All Positions (Brandon)[/h] [HR][/HR] Date: 2012-07-05, 11:26AM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [SUP][Errors when replying to ads?][/SUP] [HR][/HR]
Square 1 Burgers and Bar is now hiring for our new location in Brandon. All positions available. Square 1 is an upscale burger restaurant with a full bar. Please apply online at http://www.square1burgers.com/

• Location: Brandon
• Compensation: TBD
• Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
• Please, no phone calls about this job!
• Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

PostingID: 3079206234

 

[UncleBuck]

this is the best stoner job ever, and it is not limited to spaniards.

Subway Sandwich Artists (Brandon)

[HR][/HR] Date: 2012-07-05, 8:03AM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [SUP][Errors when replying to ads?][/SUP] [HR][/HR]
Subway Sandwich Artists

We are looking for an experienced Subway Sandwich Artist. You need to be customer service focused, understand and adhere to proper food handling, safety and cleaning standards while preparing and serving food. Maintain a professional appearance at all times in accordance with Company policy. Is polite, friendly, customer focused and most importantly smiles!

Hours per week: Full and Part Time, flexible hours, must be able to work nights, weekends and holidays
We offer competive wages
Paid Training
Health/Dental/Vision Insurance
Free Meal


Go to www.mysubwaycareer.com
Select: Apply today
Search for Stores in Brandon
Select the one located at 104 E Brandon Blvd Brandon FL 33511
Continue as directed

PLEASE NO PHONE CALLS. We will only accept online application.

• Location: Brandon
• Compensation: Hourly
• This is a part-time job.
• Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
• Please, no phone calls about this job!
• Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

PostingID: 3119526162

 

[beardo]

Im hireing if you're looking for work but you would have to relocate

 

[Trolling]

Dude so funny you put that Subway one. I have actually applied to that exact one months ago and multiple times lol. They are looking for actual people with Subway experience and I even got in an argument over the phone with one of the employees about it. They have been looking for someone since the beginning of this year, I kid you not lol.


Me or Jose doesn't have a chance on that one. Although that Burger joint sounds like a probability, actually might give that one a look.

 

[Trolling]

Im hireing if you're looking for work but you would have to relocate

What is it for? My mom has already paid for a plane ticket for my brother to relocate to PA after his friend on an MMORPG game convinced him that his dad will hire him lol.

 

[beardo]

What is it for? My mom has already paid for a plane ticket for my brother to relocate to PA after his friend on an MMORPG game convinced him that his dad will hire him lol.

I need someone to do the dishes and fold the laundry and help look for food and to talk to about stuff and call people to talk to them about the importance of voting for Ron Paul, let me know if you're interested and if you would be good at it.

 

[Trolling]

Sounds like you need a girlfriend lol.


And what did you mean by look for food?

 

[beardo]

Sounds like you need a girlfriend lol.


And what did you mean by look for food?

I mean foraging for roughage like dandylion greens and berries and fruit from fruit trees and dumpster diving at restaraunts and in peoples trash to find things that are still good to eat, and I forgot to mention the job duties also include listening to music and watching music videos with me.

 

[UncleBuck]

What is it for? My mom has already paid for a plane ticket for my brother to relocate to PA after his friend on an MMORPG game convinced him that his dad will hire him lol.

jose doesn't waste his time with video games or even know what an MMORPG is, that's why he is winning.

 

[UncleBuck]

[h=2]Housekeeping/Room Attendant (Brandon/Tampa)[/h] [HR][/HR] Date: 2012-06-30, 10:19AM EDT
Reply to: see below [SUP][Errors when replying to ads?][/SUP] [HR][/HR]
Join our Team!



**APPLY IN PERSON ** 602 S. Falkenburg Rd. Tampa FL 33619**


Room Attendant Job Summary:

Here's your opportunity to "Work on the bright side®"! La Quinta Inns & Suites®, a leader in the hospitality industry, is searching for an individual who has an eye for cleanliness and takes pride in what they do. This position is primarily responsible for cleaning public areas, guest rooms and bathrooms. Other duties include stocking supply carts, room deep-cleaning projects and assisting with other duties as needed. Our Room attendants are measured by the amount of time it takes to complete their assigned rooms, the quality of their work and other company goals. The ideal candidate will be a flexible team player who wants to be the bright spot in our customer's day. Other key duties include:

· Replenish guest rooms and baths with amenities, supplies, and linen and terry in accordance to standards.

· Inspect room for repairs or fixtures that are not working properly, replace batteries, light bulbs, etc.

· Report request for repairs to supervisor or maintenance department in accordance with hotel procedures.

· After cleaning each room and bath, report room status to front desk.



If you are a hard worker who is detail oriented and have general knowledge of cleaning chemicals and how to safely use them, then this is your opportunity to grow and become part of the La Quinta family. Individuals with previous housekeeping or cleaning experience are preferred.




Minimum Experience, Education, Skill & Physical Requirements:

· Must be able to lift 25 -- 50 lbs.

· Must be able to spend the majority of the day walking, twisting, bending, pushing/pulling and kneeling while cleaning.

· Strong attention to detail required.


· Must be able to follow written and verbal directions.

· Previous housekeeping or cleaning experience preferred.

· Must be flexible in hours and days worked.

· Must be capable of working in a fast paced environment with multiple interruptions.
* PRIOR HOTEL HOUSEKEEPING EXPERIENCE IS PREFERRED

** APPLY IN PERSON *** 602 S. Falkenburg Rd. Tampa FL 33619



Salary USD 7.67 - 8.00 Per Hour
Career Level Required Entry Level
Experience Required
Education Required Some High School Coursework
Job Type Employee
Job Status Full Time

• Location: Brandon/Tampa
• Compensation: 7.67-8.00 depending on exp.
• Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
• Please, no phone calls about this job!
• Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

PostingID: 3064733520

 

[Trolling]

I mean foraging for roughage like dandylion greens and berries and fruit from fruit trees and dumpster diving at restaraunts and in peoples trash to find things that are still good to eat, and I forgot to mention the job duties also include listening to music and watching music videos with me.

Sounds.....suspicious....like molestation suspicious...

 

[beardo]

Sounds.....suspicious....like molestation suspicious...

If you don't want to do it thats fine, were all adults here, I just thought you might be into it- Nevermind I don't want to deal with someone who's not enthuseastic

 

[Trolling]

Sounds like a job for Jose.