Help me troll thieves

dirtsurfr

dirtsurfr

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Call Mom And Dad go over to their house and sit down and tell them about what the Boys have been up to.
That and tell them there won't be any more discission, next time you'll call the cops and the news paper.
 
fumble

fumble

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Does he have a car? Get a bunch of shrimp shells and put them somewhere like his glove box or under the floor mat. It is going to be hella hot, and his car will get unbearably malodorous and he wont know why.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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fumble said:
Does he have a car? Get a bunch of shrimp shells and put them somewhere like his glove box or under the floor mat. It is going to be hella hot, and his car will get unbearably malodorous and he wont know why.
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I suggested automotive retribution, and found out that Young Capone only has a bicycle. The Grumpy Old Men "fish under the seat" trick would a been classic. cn
 
blazinkill504

blazinkill504

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i wouldnt say shit an constantly watch for the little fuckers to come back again an when they do have em meet the end of a 12 gauge an explain to them why takin other peoples shit is wrong. then have some people help you duct tape them to their front doors for their parents to find. thats just my first idea i should have more after i smoke an get some food.
 
Johnnyorganic

Johnnyorganic

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UncleBuck said:
in bed sleeping, actually.

the second break in occurred at approximately 8am, after i had just stayed up until 6am thinking that no one would be so stupid as to break in during broad daylight.

good suggestions otherwise.
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Have you upgraded basic security?

Is your yard fenced? If so, is the gate locked?

Does the greenhouse have a lock?

I realize those are basic questions. But it is amazing how often burglaries are thwarted by basic security measures.

Until then, bring a sleeping bag into the greenhouse and surprise their stupid asses.

Or play a radio in the greenhouse when you are not in there. The plants will like it, too.

NOTE: To the blacklisting cocksuckers out there - Suck my dick and lick my asshole.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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Johnnyorganic said:
Have you upgraded basic security?

Is your yard fenced? If so, is the gate locked?

Does the greenhouse have a lock?

I realize those are basic questions. But it is amazing how often burglaries are thwarted by basic security measures.

Until then, bring a sleeping bag into the greenhouse and surprise their stupid asses.

Or play a radio in the greenhouse when you are not in there. The plants will like it, too.

NOTE: To the blacklisting cocksuckers out there - Suck my dick and lick my asshole.
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yep, got her sealed up tighter than a nun's hoo hoo now. multiple alarms, wooden slats every 6'' or so, lock on the door, padlock on the fence.

i don't quite get that last line though (i know it's not directed at me).
 
blazinkill504

blazinkill504

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cannabineer said:
I cannot imagine UB willingly owning/operating a firearm. cn
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damn well just get a big ass knife an act slightly crazy its just they might run from just a knife. if they heard a shotgun cock an someone say dont fuckin move...i doubt they're goin anywhere. you really need to borrow a shotty buck scare the tits off em.
 
afrawfraw

afrawfraw

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blazinkill504 said:
damn well just get a big ass knife an act slightly crazy its just they might run from just a knife. if they heard a shotgun cock an someone say dont fuckin move...i doubt they're goin anywhere. you really need to borrow a shotty buck scare the tits off em.
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Stun guns work better in close quarters. We want to tar and feather them, not TM them.
 
Johnnyorganic

Johnnyorganic

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UncleBuck said:
yep, got her sealed up tighter than a nun's hoo hoo now. multiple alarms, wooden slats every 6'' or so, lock on the door, padlock on the fence.

i don't quite get that last line though (i know it's not directed at me).
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The last line is dedicated to the dickless fuckheads who keep reporting this Web site as a security threat.

I am compelled to jump through hoops just to get here - every time.
 
Murfy

Murfy

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sorry-

buck. i was just confused.

i thought you were saying help me troll, thieves. like some new slang i hadn't heard.
 
Murfy

Murfy

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yep-

matter of fact. a whole bunch of funny posts got deleted. all of a sudden we're flagging posts?! pussy.

is buck a mod? i'll laugh if he is. he's pissed cause i trolled his thread all day long with some funny shit, and outshined him.


i suggested gettin him drunk and introducing him to betty, then when the roofies kick in, decloth him and leave him in the goat pen. it was illustrated.


buck you hater. try hooking weight s on it. i heard that can work.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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Murfy said:
yep-

matter of fact. a whole bunch of funny posts got deleted. all of a sudden we're flagging posts?! pussy.

is buck a mod? i'll laugh if he is. he's pissed cause i trolled his thread all day long with some funny shit, and outshined him.


i suggested gettin him drunk and introducing him to betty, then when the roofies kick in, decloth him and leave him in the goat pen. it was illustrated.


buck you hater. try hooking weight s on it. i heard that can work.
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Buck was a mod but hung up his truncheon. He's now a free agent. Someone else must have did it. cn
 
Murfy

Murfy

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really its quite amusing-

that buck would even be pissed. i mean, he HAD alot of weed, and those guys DIDN'T, so rightfully, they just took it.

i mean, that's only fair. only like 10% of growers have good weed. what about the other 90%. they shouldn't have any good weed. just look at it like this buck, you were just doing you're duty as a patriotic american.
 
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