My girlfriend ate a dog....

[The Cryptkeeper]

thats a quite unique chick crypty, understandable.

no, wait,you were talking about marty feldman.. doh

Well the man was a living legend. What's not to love?

 

[sso]

Well the man was a living legend. What's not to love?

i know!

thats why the doh! how could you even begin to love the girl when ole marty was there!?

 

[sso]

there was a guy,

that looked into a mirror and said

"fuck this! im going into comedies!"

 

[Hepheastus420]

Wow, the ultimate thread jack lol.

 

[sso]

Wow, the ultimate thread jack lol.

hehehe humm, looks more like the ultimate thread kill.

 

[Hepheastus420]

This thread has brought more questions to my mind than answers lol....

 

[rowlman]

I tell my dog I'm going to eat him all the time...I even point at the stove. He doesn't care for my sence of humor much, but it still scares the shit out of him.

 

[Winter Woman]

Hey, is that a zit on her chin? I think she got that from eating Chili Dogs with an extra helping of Shepard on the side.

I think Kuroi ran off to give some random guy a handy.

 

[boneheadbob]

Hemp my brother, you of all people should know we do things we regret later.
Between peer presure and king alcohol we humans are whipped.

It is obvious you love her very much and you forgive her for farting in bed or saying silly things so forgive her 7x7 times and keep being the salt of the earth to her.

If she feels real bad offer to eat some dog so she wont feel like an outcast, you wont have to eat it but it will deepen the bond between you. When she knows you will do anything for her, her female brain pumps admiration juices all through her body and she will show her appreciation in many ways!!

 

[Winter Woman]

Since she ate a dog does she lift her leg when she pees?

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

I think Kuroi ran off to give some random guy a handy.

I actually own one of those.

No, Kuroi went to class. Sorry.

 

[resinousflowers]

Dude me and her are perfectly happy. I clearly stated I would not leave her for this and said it would be stupid to do that. I could have sworn every couple has their disagreements that they work with each other to come to an agreement, well that's what I'm trying to do. My opinion of her doesn't change at all, it's just strange to me.

when she farts,does her asshole bark?

 

[Samwell Seed Well]

huh?..........

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

*cocks head to the side*

 

[Samwell Seed Well]

i always close my eye when i cough

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

I shake when I come inside from the rain.

 

[rowlman]

I shake when I come inside from the rain.

...your almost making me start with the bad jokes again.

 

[rowlman]

i always close my eye when i cough

You only have one eye?

 

[CannaChameleon]

The only way you two are going to see eye to eye is if you take the plunge and eat some dog man. Then all these unanswered questions will be aparent. Ever get woken up in the night by barking?, if i were you Id start there.

 

[jammin screw]

Lol.... Dog barks at 5 in the morning... U get up "What was that? Ur ol lady downstairs...." It was the neighbors dog"..... STOMP!!!!(that was a sound of that dogs head being choped off!)