I need to poop!

[cannabineer]

i always wonder if a guy's penis would touch the water or bowl when he sits LOL

I do it all sitting down ... habit acquired from growing up among women. And yuh, let me tell you ... it can be quite a shock to have the little guy unexpectedly "bobbing for apples". Fwiw, I wipe while seated ... one hand protects what needs protecting from unauthorized contact with the porcelain. cn

 

[medicalmaryjane]

I do it all sitting down ... habit acquired from growing up among women. And yuh, let me tell you ... it can be quite a shock to have the little guy unexpectedly "bobbing for apples". Fwiw, I wipe while seated ... one hand protects what needs protecting from unauthorized contact with the porcelain. cn

oh good god... this belongs on the franks and beans thread.