What Do You Think Of Texans?

[Hepheastus420]

Ha I live in Texas and I was watching a family guy and they went to Texas and I thought all the stereotypes were funny. So what do you guys think of Texas? Do you think everyone has a pistol, wear a giant hat, have a ranch, or drink moonshine all day?

 

[cacamal]

outside of austin and maybe el paso...yes i think that is what most think

 

[racerboy71]

i'm from the east coast, so when i think of texas, i think of twofers, huge football fans, all the sons play football, and all of the girls are either cheerleaders or are in beauty pageants..
not to mention the trucks with gun racks in the back and a state that you don't want to get caught fucking around in, especially if you're not from texas, omg, forget about it, lol..

 

[Carne Seca]

Damn nice people. Best biscuits and gravy in the country. Best chicken fried steaks in the country too.

 

[ganjames]

lots of mexicans.

but i lived in mcallen..

 

[medicolas]

Well I am from Oklahoma.... So I can say this!

Texas is soooo shitty.... If it weren't for Oklahoma sucking so bad, Texas would fall off into the gulf!

 

[PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1]

I Think you have to many failed wanna bee's try to be "President's",,,Corrupt police and government and some damn good Meascite,,,wood for grilling,,,I Hate cowboy hat's....and spur's but rattle snake are cool,,,Too hot and to many mexican's,,,traffic can be a nightmare,,,food and nightlife in Dallas etc....good,,,Border states Bad....ETC....

 

[bigslama912]

I live in texas... right now its HOT! avg of 107 like everyday

oh and texas are basically just flat out badasses all around

 

[NevaSmokedOut]

southern women are very promiscious, cunning and "kind" especially the milfs and this is from my experience.

 

[Carne Seca]

Well I am from Oklahoma.... So I can say this!

Texas is soooo shitty.... If it weren't for Oklahoma sucking so bad, Texas would fall off into the gulf!

Reminds me of that old joke us New Mexicans used to tell.

Did you hear about the Texan that moved to Oklahoma? Raised the I.Q. both states.

 

[DSB65]

Were just good ole boys here in texas....

 

[Nusky]

Hi I'm Dr. Pedo Phil
They also say ice like ass in texas. So ice cream sounds like ass cream. There is always mass confusion at the pharmacy when people ask for ass cream, nobody knows if they want ass cream or ice cream.

 

[rowlman]

I think most of them are from Texas

 

[Hepheastus420]

I live in texas... right now its HOT! avg of 107 like everyday

oh and texas are basically just flat out badasses all around

True. Everyone knows texans are bad asses.

 

[Urca]

idk, they're people?
for some reason i pictured a rugged, asshole, redneck if he's a white dude
A hella ghetto black dude
And just really traditional mexicans, lots of immigrants

 

[DSB65]

idk, they're people?
For some reason i pictured a rugged, asshole, redneck if he's a white dude
a hella ghetto black dude
and just really traditional mexicans, lots of immigrants

dont call me an ass hole...

 

[Urca]

lol i cant even picture what you look like, so dont worry

 

[RawBudzski]

Well the 1st thing that comes to mind when I think about thoes yankee texans.. is that everything is big down their, except most of the men.. & honestly If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell.

 

[Psychedelic Breakfast]

King of the hill. RIP

 

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people with beer guts and cowboy hats that sit around drinking and watching WWF and hunting shows