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What if she wanted to board a plane wearing a diaper on her head?

probably in the handbook. and assuming the danger this 95 year old woman poses.....i would guess it depends on whether the diaper in question is a tape shut model, or velcro shut.

never trust velcro man, never!
 
Would anyone feel safer if they started making old people remove their dentures and open their mouths and flap their tongues around so we would know they didn't have anything hidden in their mouths
 
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