Xrtnfx
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Perhaps it's your little pecker that's making you feel insecureyou ladies are making me feel very insecure.
Does Size Matter?
- Thread starter crashbog127
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Stoney McFried
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Aww, I'm sorry. We worry about having loose pussies, too. I mean, sure, you tell us you can't tell the difference after we plop your eight pound offspring outta there, but we feel like something is different. I worry all the time about that! But I've had complexes all my life, and my vagina and I haven't exactly been friends. Probably why I like giving head more, it puts me in control, and I don't have to feel bad that the guy isn't doing it for me down there.
you ladies are making me feel very insecure.
Stoney McFried
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I like it slow and easy. My first was rough, and I had vaginitus(where your box clenches up) for like the first six months, and it hurt every fucking time. He also thought foreplay was spitting in his palm and lubing up his cock, but I digress. I had a guy that was a slam fucker, and I don't care to pick shards of headboard out of my skull. Slow in, slow out, prolongs the sensation. In my opinion. 
Woh woh now, it doesn't have to be a monster! Id run for life from anything resembling a hairspary bottle. Oh I don't know, maybe I just like it rougher than most women
Stoney McFried
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Just think, the two ugliest organs on the human body, the vagina and the penis, and we spend most of our lives chasing after one or the other....
robert 14617
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thats why they call it rubbing uglies
olylifter420
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Lmao, you all are funny! A girl that cant give head sucks! IMO
Stoney McFried
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Ain't that the truth.
I swear, that's like my favorite thing to do. I don't do anal cuz I like my sphincter to work as it's intended to, but I give head every time I have sex, so I think that's a fair trade,lol.
crashbog127
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lol this is turning into a funny thread
crashbog127
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my fiance used to give me head.
we got married. no i get it like once a month if that.. and its like for two minutes then we just have sex
we also used to have sex liek dogs 4-5times a week.. now im lucky to get it once -_-
idk whats going on !!!!!!!!!! FMSL llol
we got married. no i get it like once a month if that.. and its like for two minutes then we just have sex
we also used to have sex liek dogs 4-5times a week.. now im lucky to get it once -_-
idk whats going on !!!!!!!!!! FMSL llol
tet1953
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Robin Williams had a good line. It went something like "God put an amusement park right next to a sewage treatment plant. Poor planning or God's idea of a joke?"
beardo
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The last think I want is an asshole on my nose while i'm getting head.
meetjoeblow
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ive been having sex since i was 12 and over the years ive learned that sex is conversation, size ,stamina, and know how. the portions change from person to person because u can compensate for an area u lack in exp.... if u dont have a lot of stamina but u know how to kiss that pussy just right u can still get the job done. or if u have a hell of conversation on your hands. but dont really know how to fuck. u can make a woman more horny than normal which would make her nut faster and hopefully before she realizes u dont know your way around the bush. but sex is more than just size. different women like the dick to fit a certain way. ive ran into girls who say they only entertain men with small dicks, some say only big but most want someone tailor made for their pussy
evilcloudst
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Im so tired of everyone lying about penis size. Its really not that big of a deal. I think what would really help is if people just said their real penis size so we get a good idea about the average size on RIU. So in the spirit of honesty and the love for statistical scientific knowledge, I guess I will start.
My penis is 16 inches
My penis is 16 inches
meetjoeblow
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dude 4-5 times a week is not a lot. i fuck like 3-4 times a day. friday we started at 150 am and we went till 620 am. u just havent came across the right freak yet. but once a month! hell no. she'd come home one day and all her shit would be on the porch fucking with me