Best Joke to Tell High?

WeeGogs

Active Member
i caught my 15 year old daughter snorting cocaine yesterday, i warned her, if i caught her doing it again, i would rub her fucking nose in it.
 

groovedaddy

Well-Known Member
dont make fun of paedophilia on this site we dont find it funny and it is now one of the worst forms of depraved social diseases this side of the 21st century, my god you are one sick muther fucker.
a lot of us on here have young kids and some of us would capture and torchure a paedophile to death if they harmed one of ours, and i would make it the worst form of pain you could ever imagine, i would strip off his/her skin with a razor slowly day by day, week by week, month by month,treating and letting the wounds heal over just to keep the bastard alive and i would force feed his own skin and flesh to him/her to keep them alive for years, i would use a blowtorch to keep their head hair short too.
go on live leak and check out mexican cartel murders, they torture these fuckers just for drug money and murdering one of their gang members and then film it so the whole process can be watched by you, and every time a body turns up it is always in lots of pieces check out the pictures too, and the result is always the same if you want to stay alive keep your big mouth shut.
Coming from the guy with an avatar of an infant with a joint in his mouth!
 

WeeGogs

Active Member
Coming from the guy with an avatar of an infant with a joint in his mouth!
does the infant look as though he is being raped by a fucking sex beast, thats all it is, yes, a photo. made up with photoshop, no children were hurt in the making of this avatar you fucking cock sucker.
 

burrr

Well-Known Member
What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth, and her pussy?





Only one retarded thing came out of her pussy.
 

boneheadbob

Well-Known Member
If you are an American when you go in the bathroom and you are an American when you come out, what are you while in the bathroom?

Youre a peein
 

WeeGogs

Active Member
paddy and mick are on a building site working high up on a scaffolding, mick says god i need a piss, so paddy says ok mick lets push this plank half way out on the edge and i will stand on this end, and you can walk out and stand on the other end and pee off the plank, that way the pee wont land on any of the men below on the scaffold, ok said mick, so he tip toes out to the end of the plank and does a piss, he then gets back off and paddy said you stand on this end mick while i piss off it, ok, as paddy is peeing off the end the dinner time horn blows, so mick jumps off the plank forgetting paddy is on the other end, and paddy falls 18 floors to his death.

two lovely young ladies are having lunch in an office and one says to the other i hate walking past that building site along the road, every time i walk past there is lots of wolf whistling and shouting, thats nothing said the other, i walked past yesterday and one of the men jumped high off the scaffolding with his dick in his hand screaming at the top of his voice and staring right at me.
 

newworldicon

Well-Known Member
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Love it!!!
 

newworldicon

Well-Known Member
does the infant look as though he is being raped by a fucking sex beast, thats all it is, yes, a photo. made up with photoshop, no children were hurt in the making of this avatar you fucking cock sucker.
And nobody was hurt in the telling of that other joke you labelled as phedo shit. Watching Mexican gang murders and then thinking you could do that...what a wannabee!!

You are Scottish aren't you....figures!!
 

WeeGogs

Active Member
And nobody was hurt in the telling of that other joke you labelled as phedo shit. Watching Mexican gang murders and then thinking you could do that...what a wannabee!!

You are Scottish aren't you....figures!!
well keep your kiddy rapist fucking jokes to yourself then you fucking beast fuck.
 

Dominathan

Well-Known Member
Please nobody get offended, but racist jokes are the most funny.

What's the difference between a black person and a bag of shit?
The bag.

Why does Mexico suck at the Olympics?
Because any that can run, jump, or swim are in America.

What do you call 5 white men on a bench?
The NBA.

How do you know a asian guy robbed you?
You're homework is done, you're computer is updated and someone can't get out of your driveway...

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.

Why don't women need a drivers license?
There's no road from the kitchen to the laundry room.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream when you shove it in the oven.
 

legalizeitcanada

Well-Known Member
what's invisible laying in a ditch......a back guy (cleaned it up as best I could) with the shit kicked outa him........
Please nobody get offended, but racist jokes are the most funny.

What's the difference between a black person and a bag of shit?
The bag.

Why does Mexico suck at the Olympics?
Because any that can run, jump, or swim are in America.

What do you call 5 white men on a bench?
The NBA.

How do you know a asian guy robbed you?
You're homework is done, you're computer is updated and someone can't get out of your driveway...

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.

Why don't women need a drivers license?
There's no road from the kitchen to the laundry room.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream when you shove it in the oven.
 

mellokitty

Moderatrix of Journals
ok.
there's a monkey in a tree, hitting his bong. a chameleon scuttles by, sniffs, and calls up, "hey monkey, d'ya know what that smell is?"
monkey invites him up the tree, they share a toke, the chameleon gets REALLY, REALLY high, as first-timers do.

and then the pasties set in. bad.

so he asks the monkey where the nearest place he can get a drink is. the monkey tells him there's stream 'over there'. chameleon climbs down the tree, finds the stream, starts drinking.

and drinking. an alligator comes by.
still drinking. looks at him quizzically.
still drinking. "thirsty eh? what's up?"
the chameleon tells him, "you follow this path, you'll see a tree. in the tree, there's a monkey. talk to the monkey." and keeps drinking.

alligator wanders down the path. sees the tree. and the monkey.

he calls up to the monkey: "HEY MONKEY!!"
the monkey looks down and says, "doooood, how much water did you DRINK??"
 
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