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im 18 and a senior in high school and am going on a cruise in april. i am going with my parents and some of my friends and wish to bring some weed with me. I have to first fly down to florida and then board the ship from there. I need a way to get through airport and cruise security with the marijuana and without having my parents find out. any suggestions?
 
get a pill bottle, fill it with weed, lube it with ky and stick it in your ass. but make sure there is a string so you can pull it back out.
 
lol, or a better option....you can just try to score some on one of the sweet islands you will probably stop at on your cruise. Then your ass won't hurt for the first two days of the trip.
 
One of my jobs when I was younger was cruise ship security... they search random bags. They dont do body searches... And why cant you just put a double wrapped sack in your undies? Its not that hard. I def wouldnt stick anything up my ass. Lmfao.
 
jamiemichelle said:
One of my jobs when I was younger was cruise ship security... they search random bags. They dont do body searches... And why cant you just put a double wrapped sack in your undies? Its not that hard. I def wouldnt stick anything up my ass. Lmfao.
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Don't lie, you know you've tried it lol. I still think the best way is the cookie/brownie route. But hey, I'm high as hell so cookies and borwnies are naturally the better idea.
 
Sublime757 said:
Don't lie, you know you've tried it lol. I still think the best way is the cookie/brownie route. But hey, I'm high as hell so cookies and borwnies are naturally the better idea.
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Lol...Seriosly my ass is a virgin and its stayin that way... I aint takin it away to smuggle some bud...lmfao...
 
buy a carton of ciggs, open a couple of packs of ciggs and pre roll two packs worth of joints. put the ciggs back in the carton and open everything gently so you can seal it back up nice then stick it with your lugauge.they just think your bringing extra ciggs.dont try to bring anything back on the plane .there on it.once you get your shit on the boat your stoked.puff puff pass
 
Fersho... but I have had it hit in between the ass and the puss... ouch!
Last dude I was with knew I was an ass virgin and I told him I wasnt givin it up... then one night while I was really drunk he said... "Can I stick it in your butt?" Thinking I wouldnt remember the next day or something... I was actually a tad offended. I asked him if I could get something and fuck him in his ass... I knew he would say no but I have been with a guy that was into that.
 
jamiemichelle said:
Fersho... but I have had it hit in between the ass and the puss... ouch!
Last dude I was with knew I was an ass virgin and I told him I wasnt givin it up... then one night while I was really drunk he said... "Can I stick it in your butt?" Thinking I wouldnt remember the next day or something... I was actually a tad offended. I asked him if I could get something and fuck him in his ass... I knew he would say no but I have been with a guy that was into that.
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Nice! I was in a drunk threesome and while I was working on one girl, the other one tried to wiggle a finger in my ass and I damn near hit the ceiling I jumped up so fast. They both thought it was hilarious until I tried to turn the tables. One of them loved it, the other one (the same one who tried to violate me) freaked out. Fun night overall though.
 
lol I accidentally slipped in one of my ex's one night after many many drinks.. All of a sudden I hear OH MY GOD, then a scream.. I was like what the fuck.. It was only one in and out hahaha...I couldn't help but laugh, she complained for the next 2 or 3 days.. I'd take pussy any day over my dick smelling like shit.. I don't see how some girls (and guys ewww) can take a pounding in the ass... But anyways another RIU thread taking a complete 180.. then talking about sex / sexually fetishes lol...
 
Sublime757 said:
Nice! I was in a drunk threesome and while I was working on one girl, the other one tried to wiggle a finger in my ass and I damn near hit the ceiling I jumped up so fast. They both thought it was hilarious until I tried to turn the tables. One of them loved it, the other one (the same one who tried to violate me) freaked out. Fun night overall though.
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You should be happy they didn't try to whip out a strap on..
 
I just traveled to California and Las Vegas over the summer of 07.....got a big tub of body butter (Walmart, Bath and Body Works) dug out the inside, put a triple wrapped bag in there and covered it back up. Threw it in with my girlfriends toiletries, worked like a charm

Her bag even got searched
 
Seems like honey oil would be pretty easy to conceal, although it would require a bit more doing to make it initially.
 
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