How do you go about having BUTT SEX?

[JN811]

Ever hear of fucking Rodeo Style?

That's when you're fucking a girl doggy style and you pop your thumb up her ass and call her by her sister's name and see if you can hold on for 8 seconds.

that shits hilarious! Sounds like fun!!

 

[......]

but once i got a rim job, only for like 10 seconds... it was wierd..

what the fuck,,,,,,isn't that when someone eats your asshole?
+ rep for honesty ahhahahhaha

 

[Big P]

i heard it said like this:


you ever done the angry bull?


That's when you're fucking a girl doggy style and you reach over and grab her tits and say ooooooh these are almost as nice as your sisters then see how long you can hold on

 

[BlazinBiz]

Wow!!! This is some damn funny shit. Really though, as a woman, a nice ass pounding can be enjoyable if done the right way.

 

[......]

Wow!!! This is some damn funny shit. Really though, as a woman, a nice ass pounding can be enjoyable if done the right way.

welcome to riu we need more members like you

 

[BlazinBiz]

Thanks. Just checking this website out. Alot of cool stuff and seems to be alot to share and learn on this site.

 

[JN811]

Wow!!! This is some damn funny shit. Really though, as a woman, a nice ass pounding can be enjoyable if done the right way.

since this is your first post im thinking you did a search for "anal sex" and ended up here

 

[BlazinBiz]

Actually no. I've been reading posts on riu with my husband for a while and decided to subscribe. The butt sex question just caught my attention and i knew there would be some funny ass shit in this thread. But really, a big fatty and little experimentation, whats not to like?

 

[JN811]

Actually no. I've been reading posts on riu with my husband for a while and decided to subscribe. The butt sex question just caught my attention and i knew there would be some funny ass shit in this thread. But really, a big fatty and little experimentation, whats not to like?

lmao, i was kidding but true that. Unless thing go terribly wrong, then you ruin both your high and the sex...

Anyways, not to hijack this thread, but you and your hubby growing anything right now?

 

[BlazinBiz]

Husband is a medical patient, and yes, we have a grape-bubbleberry and an hawaiian about 6 weeks in right now.

 

[JN811]

exciting!! you should post some pics! In your own thread of course.

 

[Dirtyboy]

If girl says she likes it up the ass. Ask her why? She has been abused before.

 

[Pnuggle]

Feed her some Lortabs(but you dont take any..), forget the lube just fuck her in the poon first, and yes you cum inside the ass. i mean, thats how we do it ;-D - Pnuggle's girlfriend


P.S.
if you do use lube, use REAL lube and NOT lotion!!! shit burns.

 

[BlazinBiz]

No abuse, just like to keep life exciting. When you are with the same person for 11 years you have to be willing to try keeping an open mind about things, who wants bordom in the bedroom?

 

[Dirtyboy]

The question is how do you know it burns? From experience of your own ass.

 

[Pnuggle]

The question is how do you know it burns? From experience of your own ass.

Yes, but this is Pnuggle's girlfriend speaking duh. and yeah it BURNS, BAD. Stay away from the Jergens

 

[Dirtyboy]

How nasty you are. 1st class girl.

 

[Big P]

damn a gurl is talking to you about some ass fucking and you decide to insult her?



you are ass backwards parden the pun




i figured you may be a gurl who doesnt like to do it in the ass and just hatin on her but i think your a guy right?

 

[JN811]

damn a gurl is talking to you about some ass fucking and you decide to insult her?



you are ass backwards parden the pun




i figured you may be a gurl who doesnt like to do it in the ass and just hatin on her but i think your a guy right?

lmao.........

 

[BlazinBiz]

Whatever you do man, just be honest with your girl. No chick wants some asshole just cramming his dick in her asshole, chances are she is willing to try something new with you if you respect her.