What is your Zombie contigency plan?

[Louis541]

I think everyone should have a mental plan prepared in case of a zombie apocolypse. First thing you would have to do is prioritize. First walking corpse would be all the evidence I need. I would immidiately pack anything I may need.

Second step would be to secure transportation. I drive a compact, so an upgrade would be high priority. Most people would go for the biggest vehicle they could find. This is wrong. You may feel safe plowing through zombies in a hummer, but you'd be risking your neck every couple of miles to refill the tank. I would break into the post office and steal a mail truck. It's basically an armored car. Empty it out, and plan your next stop.

My next highest priority would be weapons. I would break into every gun store I can find looking for weapons (I would wait until most of the guns are gone, to avoid getting shot by the all too eager looters. After I have a few guns I would go to a small sporting goods store and grab all the blunt objects I could find (Baseball bats, hockey sticks, anything I could hit a zombie in the head with.) I would then go to a hardware store and steal a bunch of screws to put in the bats.

Next priority would be to GET OUT OF TOWN. I live in a huge metropolis, which would be good to gather supplies, but I would immediately go to the nearest town with the lowest population. There I would loot the grocery stores, and try to find a nice house to chill with my family for a couple months (I'm hoping that eventually the zombies would get fatigue, and maybe collapse of starvation) I'm not a zombie biologist, so that may be a stretch.

I would welcome all strangers into my safehouse, after they endure a strip search with a gun pointed to there head. (I don't need no infected ass motherfuckers eatin my family.) If the zombie population realizes where I am I would immediately plan to leave town and try again in another desolate location.

What would you do if you woke up and the entire world was dead but still walking?

 

[cali-high]

i would first be like fuck..........................................................................................................................

then i would grab the bong and 20lbs of ice and a pound of dank then go into the
panic room and sit that fucker out LOL

proably die but atleast ill be in the sky

great post

 

[fried at 420]

I think that is a great plan
I think id just go on a killing spree
Bulid a trap with old people in a warehouse and set c4 that i made all over the place
guess waht happens next?BOOOOOM!


Heavy Artilery would be a must AKs,Grenade Launchers,M60s,the works.
then food would be a must and ill loot every foodstore within a 20 mile radius
also i would find as much dope as possible to keep me away from the reality that im gunna be surrounded by zombies for a while

Women!
fix the depleted population by fucking every uninfected girl i see looking for help
Then realize after its too late that the new population would be based on pure incest and kill myself

that is my plan for the event of a zombie takeover

 

[grow space]

And lets take a consideration that those zombies, or infected ones are fast as hell, like us...Then I will be like, fuck that shiit...


I would collect every family member that i have, some good closer friends with their familys and then to pretty much the same as

Louis541 described....


Oh, and i will risk it and try to do a quick stop at some of my down weed suppliers and get some dank shit for hard months to come....

 

[fried at 420]

And lets take a consideration that those zombies, or infected ones are fast as hell, like us...Then I will be like, fuck that shiit...


I would collect every family member that i have, some good closer friends with their familys and then to pretty much the same as

Louis541 described....


Oh, and i will risk it and try to do a quick stop at some of my down weed suppliers and get some dank shit for hard months to come....

yea that too
i think fdd might have a zombie fortress
he might let us in...

 

[MexicanWarlord420]

I had a dream about this the other night. Zombies gradually took over my fortified house and eventually made into my safe room, but they stopped, and like 4 zombie leaders approached me and noticed my pot in my hand, then we all rolled and they spared me.

In the event of a zombie take over, i'd probably fortify my house. It's rural, and a big house. Unfortunately there are no local gun stores and I have few guns with ammunition. There is a local grocery store, but I'd be hard to get food considering the surviving local populace would be doing the same.

 

[fried at 420]

I had a dream about this the other night. Zombies gradually took over my fortified house and eventually made into my safe room, but they stopped, and like 4 zombie leaders approached me and noticed my pot in my hand, then we all rolled and they spared me.

In the event of a zombie take over, i'd probably fortify my house. It's rural, and a big house. Unfortunately there are no local gun stores and I have few guns with ammunition. There is a local grocery store, but I'd be hard to get food considering the surviving local populace would be doing the same.

rob a bank and buy some off ebay

 

[Johnnyorganic]

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[fried at 420]

HAHA i remember that episode

 

[Antny420]

Id be on some crazy shit too..Weed,guns,and food...Then just stay alive

 

[Stoney McFried]

Hmm...I discussed a similar situation a few days ago with my brother.We were discussing how all the people in the original night of the living dead could have survived, so I'll just tell you what would have happened if I had been in that movie.
If I'm not mistaken, they had two guns...it's been a long time since I've seen the movie. I would appoint two people to stand guard with said guns while the others were put into action.As I recall,it was actually a few hours before the zombie swarm hit after the Ben saved Barbara and boarded the doors.Not too long after that, they discover they are not alone,but there are five other people.Since the one guy was an uncooperative fucker, his wife was basically controlled by him,and their daughter was ill, that only leaves 4 able bodies.
1.As the lookouts stand watch with guns,the other two people proceed to go through the kitchen and gather as many canned goods and non perishables as possible.These are taken upstairs.They never really specified if there was an upstairs bathroom.I'll assume there was,it was a big house.The bathtub would be filled with fresh cold water which could be used to preserve some of the perishable items from the fridge for a short time.(If a washtub can be found, this can be used instead to keep the bathtub free for hygiene needs.)Of course these foods will be consumed first.Next containers are gathered,along with utensils and also tools from the basement.The containers will be filled with water for drinking in case of an emergency where the water is shut off. Heavy pots and pans would be needed as well, and not just for cooking.
Hopefully we could get a sledge hammer, but just about every house has a claw hammer and various screwdrivers.Rope or sturdy clothesline, as well.Matches or a lighter,and since the guy that owned the house had been remodeling, there was plenty of wood for fuel.If he had an electric skillet or a grill, awesome,otherwise we'd have to cook any food that needed cooking in the porcelain bathroom sink by building a fire,or the bathtub if we had found a washtub or cooler to put the perishables in.Any first aid supplies and any liquor would be grabbed as well.
2.So now we've gathered the supplies.The refrigerator is pushed against the door as reinforcement. Everyone retreats to the staircase.I'm going to assume the asshole stays in the basement.One gunner goes to the top of the stairs, the other stays closer to the unarmed people.The unarmed people proceed now to back up the staircase with the closest gunner behind them, using the tools like the claw hammer to pull up the steps beneath them as they ascend.If there is a sledge,they can just smash the damn things.The point is to make the steps unusable so no zombies can climb them.As everyone reaches the top,the staircase would be separated from the floor, if at all possible.Like white men, zombies can't jump.
3.Now that we are safely isolated from the zombie hoard,we fill the containers we got earlier with water,designate a "clean room" for any medical needs that may come up,and take the rope or clothesline we got and,using a cast iron skillet or one of the tools such as the hammer or the sledgehammer if we got one,proceed to tie said object firmly to the rope by one end and to the railing on the landing by the other.If we have more than one rope, we make more than one of these.The rope needs to be long enough to reach the floor below. These are weapons,we're using them to save bullets.The bullets are for the living people in the event the zombies manage to breach the upper floor.Anyway, as the zombies break into the unprotected windows I didn't waste time boarding up on the lower floor,they may wander towards the steps.When they get beneath us, since they are killed by destroying their brains, we drop the weapons over the side and smash their heads in instead of wasting our bullets shooting them.
4.We assign shifts of watch duty.At least one person is always at the landing at any given time keeping lookout for any unlikely signs of zombie ingenuity,such as ladder building.Since these are stupid zombies,we may be able to pick them off as they come for us just using the makeshift weapons.
5.All nonperishables are moved to the attic, along with a portion of the medical supplies and fresh water.The attic is merely a fallback point just in case the upper floor is breached.Since the ladder pulls up, it should be the most easily defensible spot if that occurs.
6.We choose group sleeping areas in the event of a power outage so we can huddle up and keep warm.Also,there is safety in numbers.Anyone who does not know how to use the firearms is instructed in their operation.However,we won't be able to have practice shoots since we are conserving bullets.
7.We make a fire plan.In the event of a fire that cannot be extinguished,we will have to escape down the roof.If there is any rope left,a makeshift ladder can be constructed and kept ready near the designated fire escape.If the attic stairs can be easily removed and there is time, these can be used to descend.
8.We make a hygiene plan.The designated clean room is for medical needs.It is sterilized and a makeshift first aid station is set up.We don't use this room for anything else.
In the event we lose water to the house,for sanitation purposes we cease using the toilet and shit out the windows to keep sickness and disease from spreading.This will also be very amusing,providing comic relief the first few times and keeping morale up.




In the movie, people came within a few days and they could have been rescued.If for some reason people did not come and our supplies were getting low,and if no zombies had been seen milling about,then one person armed with a gun and another with a melee weapon,in DAYLIGHT,with the other gunner standing watch at the downstairs window,(after the house had been checked)could descend and make the attempt for the truck.Before anyone does this,we have already packed supplies for our trip if we manage to get the truck fueled and ready.The fourth person remains poised at the landing,ready to lower the ladder in case the living need to retreat back up the steps quickly.
If they successfully get the truck,they pull it as close to the house as possible,and the two gunners both take positions at the porch as the others,leaving the truck running,load the supplies.The non gunners are the first in the truck,then the gunners get in and we go.
At first we wouldn't go for heavily populated areas,only stopping at gas stations or stores to refuel or restock.Hopefully the radio would tell us where the safe havens were and the best route to get there.


I've thought about this too much.

 

[grow space]

wow Stoney McFried, that was complete plan....hehehe
But, lest say the zombies are fast, not slow as in those movies, more like 28 days later..then it will be 100% more intense!!!

 

[robert 14617]

i'll just modify my ware wolf or vampire plan

 

[aknight3]

I think everyone should have a mental plan prepared in case of a zombie apocolypse. First thing you would have to do is prioritize. First walking corpse would be all the evidence I need. I would immidiately pack anything I may need.

Second step would be to secure transportation. I drive a compact, so an upgrade would be high priority. Most people would go for the biggest vehicle they could find. This is wrong. You may feel safe plowing through zombies in a hummer, but you'd be risking your neck every couple of miles to refill the tank. I would break into the post office and steal a mail truck. It's basically an armored car. Empty it out, and plan your next stop.

My next highest priority would be weapons. I would break into every gun store I can find looking for weapons (I would wait until most of the guns are gone, to avoid getting shot by the all too eager looters. After I have a few guns I would go to a small sporting goods store and grab all the blunt objects I could find (Baseball bats, hockey sticks, anything I could hit a zombie in the head with.) I would then go to a hardware store and steal a bunch of screws to put in the bats.

Next priority would be to GET OUT OF TOWN. I live in a huge metropolis, which would be good to gather supplies, but I would immediately go to the nearest town with the lowest population. There I would loot the grocery stores, and try to find a nice house to chill with my family for a couple months (I'm hoping that eventually the zombies would get fatigue, and maybe collapse of starvation) I'm not a zombie biologist, so that may be a stretch.

I would welcome all strangers into my safehouse, after they endure a strip search with a gun pointed to there head. (I don't need no infected ass motherfuckers eatin my family.) If the zombie population realizes where I am I would immediately plan to leave town and try again in another desolate location.

What would you do if you woke up and the entire world was dead but still walking?

i would do something similar to this although im on the east coast sadly i have thought abotu this lol, first i would go to my gun cabinent and grab all the ammunition i can, pack up my family i have a jeep wrangler hardtop, i should be okay id think, the first place id head for is a grocery store then directly after that to an armory probably in virginia or north carolina, army bases man, that wil be the only place left

 

[Azgrow]

And lets take a consideration that those zombies, or infected ones are fast as hell, like us...

why do people want fast zombie's like dawn of the dead....if it happened hopefully we'd end up with slow dumb zombies...not like return of the living dead that had slow zombies but were able to drive cars an such....so i think first action is to decide what zombie's were facing an work from there....honestly i think i'd find food an plant seeds..i got enough guns an ammo stocked up'd as is.....also i would make a point to investigate some prisons an jails close by..they already spent the time fortifying it to keep inmates in, an with a few mod's would be perfect to keep zombies out....you wouldn't be able to do this solo so finding other non-infected survivors would be need to had...az

 

[simpsonsampson420]

it depends on the type of zombie attack we see...

there are 2 types of zombies... the typical slow moving zombies... and then there are the zombies on games like Resident evil 5 and left for dead... these zombies are quick and smart.. not just the dumb ones..

if slow dumb zombies attacked i would get a good bow and lots of arrows... and then i would build a large tress house... think like tree society in the end... dumb zombies can't climb.. so your good off the ground.. they are easily killed with a shot to the head.. a bow and arrow works well because you can attach string to the arrows back end and retrieve it... you need a bunch because you will lose some... but once the herd is thinned you can retrieve a few from the ground.. i would stick with hydro grown food.. collect rain water and grow just clones of plants... stock pile any seeds i can get.. and continue life living in the trees..

if they are smart zombies... well.. thats a whole other situation... i would get a large vehicle of course... thats a must... possibly a hybrid style truck to maximize gas usage and lower the amount of needed stop to refuel... i would stock up on weapons.. mostly automatics and shot guns... maybe a couple long range rifles... this makes is easy to take out a few distant zombies from around buildings or whatever (rifle), thin down an oncoming hoard (auto), and clear a group at once short range (shotgun).. possibly a few hand guns for emergency purposes... and then a few manual weapons, like bats, machetes, chain saws, moltovs.. you can never have enough ways to kill zombies.. stocking up on non parishable food is a must in case of times you need to lock down for a while in one spot.. an attempt would be made to cure all meats that are available to have on hand for later... this is all done at first word of an outbreak... once the outbreak was close to home i would leave.. always trying to stay in front of the out break.. build a crew of survivors.. my group would consist of an ex-navy seal, an old vietnam vet and his gun crazy wife, another stoner (gotta have like minded company right), a scared hot white girl and her pussy ass boy friend, a bad ass zombie killing bitch and her younger brother, the token black guy and his girlfriend, and the dog that the white girl found in one of our travels as a group that she just couldnt leave there... and then we would go on the road.. from place to place... killing zombies.. looking for food and gas and other stuff that we as survivors would need...

 

[fried at 420]

what about the Ganados from resident evil 4?

 

[LedZeppelin8906]

1. Smoke 3 bowls out of a bong (Kali Mist), then a 7.5 gram joint of Mazar, play some guitar.

2. Fall into an undead group hug

 

[snail240]

My plan would be looking for zombie chicks to fuck. Zombies are kinda dumb so you could be picking out hot ones and tell them you got some brains at the house. Oh yeah would be so easy to pull bangin zombie chicks bring on the infection.

 

[Stoney McFried]

That's against the zombie rules.I have them right here.Zombies are not allowed to be fast or smart.If they are fast and smart, they are vampires or ghouls.Says so right here.

wow Stoney McFried, that was complete plan....hehehe
But, lest say the zombies are fast, not slow as in those movies, more like 28 days later..then it will be 100% more intense!!!

Ew.The whole reason zombies are so horrifying is because they are
WALKING CORPSES. They are oozing from orifices and decomposing.The whole point is to not let them touch you,because even if you got away, you'd still have the memory of that nasty dead flesh up against you.Bleh.On a side note, I did think of a great porno spoof....Night of the Giving Head...all the hot women of the world are infected with a virus that makes them mindless nymphomaniacs who wander about yelling "Cock!" instead of "Brains." The only way to stop them is to "shoot" them in the back of the throat.

My plan would be looking for zombie chicks to fuck. Zombies are kinda dumb so you could be picking out hot ones and tell them you got some brains at the house. Oh yeah would be so easy to pull bangin zombie chicks bring on the infection.