Erniedytn
Master of Mayhem
So me and my girl went to her sisters wedding this past weekend in Ga...Henry county to be exact for those of you who are familiar with the area. Anyway....we leave to come home and I'm not even on the road 5 minutes and it starts...we pass 2 Henry county sherrifs parked in the median...I'm like fuck those cops because I'm not speeding, seatbelts on, the car is legal, etc. About 30 seconds later here's one of the fuckers riding right beside me...I swear he came outta nowhere. I tell my girl "OK here we go." I got over one lane to see if he was just cruising...nope...he drops back gets behind me and starts fucking with me...like coming really close then backing off. Now keep in mind I have like a quarter pound of smoke stashed in the trunk....her mom always hooks us up...and we have ONE joint in the front with us to smoke when we hit the FL line. So I tell my girl to eat the joint or something, and she stashes it in her own personal "secret compartment". He throws the lights on and I pull over...he comes to the passenger side of the car (we were on I-75), asks for the usual liscense and insurance, then asks me to step out because the dog we have did not like him and would not stop barking. So I step out...go to the back....and then I see he has a dog of his own! I'm like FUCK..this dude is a K-9 unit. So then he's like "I'm going to check your window tint; that's why I pulled you over." I'm thinking to myself "I know for a fact that theres some meth labs around here you could be busting rather than fucking with me about my window tint". He comes back and starts reciting the GA laws on window tint and how the tag frame on the car wouldn't fly there either. He says" I don't know what the laws are in FL, but you would have to remove the tag frame and the tint here." I'm like "OK well we don't live here"; he says "I'm just going to issue you a warning this time". Then he starts asking why I'm there, when did I come, where did I come from...blah blah fucking blah. I tell him that me and my girl grew up there and we had come back to go to a wedding. He turns to me.....with the most serious look on his face and says "Why on Earth did you move to FL?"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like Henry county GA is the center of the goddamn universe or something. I immediately thought to myself..."Because of this shit right here. I don't have to worry about you Bubba Gump fucking police officers fucking with me evertime I turn around in FL...they are too busy busting murders and sex offenders", but I just said "Because of my job". Then he asks where I work so I tell him and he's like "Oh Ok, I've heard of that company before". Then he tells me to have a nice day and be careful. After that I rode all the way to the FL line with all my fucking windows down.
I mean c'mon...really...this fucker seen a car with dark tint, writing on the front window, and an out of state tag and probably thought "Hmmmm lets see what they are doing". I swear I fucking hate GA, and I left there just for that reason. They have a fucking K-9 unit pulling people over for window tint? That is the biggest waste of tax dollars I have ever seen in my whole fucking life....fucking redneck ass cops.
I mean c'mon...really...this fucker seen a car with dark tint, writing on the front window, and an out of state tag and probably thought "Hmmmm lets see what they are doing". I swear I fucking hate GA, and I left there just for that reason. They have a fucking K-9 unit pulling people over for window tint? That is the biggest waste of tax dollars I have ever seen in my whole fucking life....fucking redneck ass cops.