Hey, I know, wrong forum, but i need an answer quick, plane leaves soon. I was thinking the most full proof could be to but in a condom or balloon and stick it up my bum or swallow it, but i dont know anything about this. If i stick it in the rear will it eventually 'slip out'? and if i swallow it what should i use to wrap it that wont break down in my stomach and shit? A buddy in jail once said that he swallowed compressed nugs that were in condoms, then picked them out of his shit... any opinions? (dont try and convince me not to please)
How to smuggle 2 grams on airplane to USA from Canada?
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You mean wrap the weed in the gum? so its like im chewing weed... might that start reeking when we land? or i guess i can bring fresh gum for when we land in the US so customs dont catch me
SlikWiLL13
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always with the "in the butt" talk.
now i consider myself one hell of a pothead, i dont go a day without. but if i had to put my pot in my butt in order to smoke it, im taking a break.
so heres my advise- go get yourself a half ounce of some really dry, stick filled bud. wrap it up in a brown paper bag and cram it up your ass bone dry(they train the dogs to sniff lube you know).
best of luck.
now i consider myself one hell of a pothead, i dont go a day without. but if i had to put my pot in my butt in order to smoke it, im taking a break.
so heres my advise- go get yourself a half ounce of some really dry, stick filled bud. wrap it up in a brown paper bag and cram it up your ass bone dry(they train the dogs to sniff lube you know).
best of luck.
MineallMine
Active Member
Your gonna like the cavity search.....
ben f
Member
i say, tie it up in a balloon and have some gum keep both of them in your mouth, pretend your chewing it, hopefully you will make it the whole flight, if worst comes to worse, just swallow it, and then take some laxative and shit it out at your final destination. bada bing bada boom.
SlikWiLL13
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airport security, especially international airports, is trained to look for people with that "got somthin in my butt that aint poop" look on thier face. and you bet your ass(no pun intended) youll have that look on your face.
demonic1
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Compress the weed down as small as you can. Then wrap the weed in some plastic, saran wrap, a condom, a balloon, etc... Then wrap some bubblelicous bum around that and put it in your mouth, like your chewing gum because of ear popping on the plane. Do this before bording the plane. Once on it, you can always go to the washroom, take it out and wrap a new piece of gum around it and wait till your about to exit the plane to pop the new piece of gum, wrapped with the weed in it, in your mouth again. Should have no smell. Of course I've never tried this but heard about it from another poster on this board.
SlikWiLL13
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he already left, had to catch the plane. i bet running for the gate with a bumfull of ganja feels great!
DownOnWax
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How about don't even do it.
I went to the Bahamas with this girl in High School and she got busted bringing some back into the states.
Now, for the rest of her life she has to be physically searched whenever she travels outside the US. Strip searched, bags completely taken apart and searched, etc.
FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE BRO!!! She says the whole process takes like 2-3 hours every time!
Do you really want to risk that for 2 measly grams?
I went to the Bahamas with this girl in High School and she got busted bringing some back into the states.
Now, for the rest of her life she has to be physically searched whenever she travels outside the US. Strip searched, bags completely taken apart and searched, etc.
FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE BRO!!! She says the whole process takes like 2-3 hours every time!
Do you really want to risk that for 2 measly grams?
smokey1123
New Member
dont even do it when you get were your goin get sum seeds and start agian its not worth being in jail srry.... but do what you got to do best of luck........
demonic1
Well-Known Member
Yeah, my bum is an exit only. I see no reason to run through an airport trying to clench my butt together for 2 grams. You could drop me off at any major city in the USA and I'm sure I could find some good smoke. Not really worth the trouble of butt clenching.
darkdestruction420
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i agree! how could 2 grams be worth trying to smuggle it across the border? not to mention the disgusting things you'd have to do to not get caught (digging a balloon of weed out of my shit doesnt sound very appealing) for 2 measly grams! cant u just get 10 sack when u get home? dunno, i know u said not to tell you not to do it, im asking why it would be so important to you to be worth the risk of being caught and getting a smuggling charge and/or sticking it up your ass. and how could you consider 2 grams worth it?
darkdestruction420
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damn, seems like everyone else beat me to the punch
beginningbotanist420
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When you land in the US, just go to any high school or popular hangout and i'm willing to bet 2 grams that you'll be able to find some smoke. We have weed in the US too, we have to buy it from somewhere...
joshbigbuds
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under the souls of u shoe rip em i did it compress it as small as
gangjababy
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but you have to put your shoes thru the x-ray
auto1986
Active Member
Wrap it in about 10-12 layers of celefain(wrapping cigerettes come in). When you do it you seal it with heat, make sure there are no holes. Then wash it with soap between every layer, and make sure you don't do it near any bud. I have and know a few people who have snuck that on planes strapped to the inside of there crotch under your pants. I myself have snuck 2 ounces through LAX. 10-12 layers is excessive but can't be to safe.
I was even late for my plane spent 4 hours in lax with weed strapped to my leg, i just passed out and with music and waited for my flight. The dogs walked past me a few times without even a sniff in the air.
Just be careful to wash everything before you go to the airport, and just act casual and don't give them any reason to profile you. Wash, shave, wear nice clean cloths. And don't use any metal on the apparatus don't want that metal detector going off.
I was even late for my plane spent 4 hours in lax with weed strapped to my leg, i just passed out and with music and waited for my flight. The dogs walked past me a few times without even a sniff in the air.
Just be careful to wash everything before you go to the airport, and just act casual and don't give them any reason to profile you. Wash, shave, wear nice clean cloths. And don't use any metal on the apparatus don't want that metal detector going off.