I am a doctor so just tell me your problems and ill answer to my best knowledge

[weedman013]

Doctor, please help me. Something is terribly wrong with me and I need some advice.

Everytime I eat popsicles, I have a raging orgasm and it's very embarrasing! Last sunday, I was at church and we all had ice cream and while I was sucking on a purple popsicle, my pussy started contracting and I started moaning and screaming and fondling my breasts!! I mean there were old folks and children around but I couldn't help myself!

Please help me!! I love to suck and lick popsicles but I can't seem to enjoy them any longer without climaxing and making a spectacle of myself.

Any advice? I'm desperate!

LMAO!!! step in MY office i can help you with that problem LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Stoney McFried]

Yeah.Give me some of them popsicles.

Doctor, please help me. Something is terribly wrong with me and I need some advice.

Everytime I eat popsicles, I have a raging orgasm and it's very embarrasing! Last sunday, I was at church and we all had ice cream and while I was sucking on a purple popsicle, my pussy started contracting and I started moaning and screaming and fondling my breasts!! I mean there were old folks and children around but I couldn't help myself!

Please help me!! I love to suck and lick popsicles but I can't seem to enjoy them any longer without climaxing and making a spectacle of myself.

Any advice? I'm desperate!

 

[grassified]

I got these wierd bumps on my dick, I dont think I have herpies, wtf are they?

 

[Krayven Sumhead]

Gay guys call those 'speed bumps'.

 

[SAmisery]

Doctor, please help me. Something is terribly wrong with me and I need some advice.

Everytime I eat popsicles, I have a raging orgasm and it's very embarrasing! Last sunday, I was at church and we all had ice cream and while I was sucking on a purple popsicle, my pussy started contracting and I started moaning and screaming and fondling my breasts!! I mean there were old folks and children around but I couldn't help myself!

Please help me!! I love to suck and lick popsicles but I can't seem to enjoy them any longer without climaxing and making a spectacle of myself.

Any advice? I'm desperate!

Are the popsicles going in your mouth?

I got these wierd bumps on my dick, I dont think I have herpies, wtf are they?

I give you a couple weeks to live..

 

[Krayven Sumhead]

I know of a couple of babes that have been camel tode and aflicted with nippilus erectus. Any cures out there???

 

[Boogaloo Bud]

I know of a couple of babes that have been camel tode and aflicted with nippilus erectus. Any cures out there???

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[ANC]

Lol, I have a GP who actualy goes to raves and stuff, and have personaly smoked a fatty with him at one...

 

[Krayven Sumhead]

I know one of my friends who is a lesbian is going in for a procedure.........I't an 'addadicktomee'

 

[ANC]

I once was attacked by a tasmanian sea monkey (very rare animal that velvet comes from), anyhow, now my eyes glow green at full moon and I cant resist the urge to collect pieces of cloth in the bath as a nest. Can you help?

 

[Krayven Sumhead]

I'm only masturbating 7 times a day now, and the 'Golden Girls' are starting to look like 'Babes'. Guess I'm just getting old??