How to kill a plant

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Please don't kill the tree. Or the bees. Don't kill anything. Making decisions like this when you are high is a bad idea.
if they are getting into your home then its you or them. kill them and the flower tree!!!!
 

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Too bad chain saws make so much noise. Do they make mufflers for those things?

But then again, the noise created by a falling tree in the middle of the night is hard to supress...If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, does it make a sound?
 
I think he is looking for a quick way to kill the tree, the copper nails would probobly take a while to poison the tree to the point of death
lol and if ur usin gasoline y not just burn that fuker downn!!!
 
I agree make sure theres lots of witnesses and bystanders to view this destruction of shrubbery

lmao

I've decided I'm just going to poison the shit out of it. I'll just pour drano, bleach, gasoline and anything else I come by onto the tree...or I'll ask the management company to remove the tree as to eleviate my bee problem.

I'm still pondering that move as I'm not sure I want them to know I'm displeased with the tree in the first place.
 
bury a salt lick for deer at the base. its just a giant block of salt that will make the soil REALLY saturated with salt. the only problem is discreetly burying it...
 
I have to ask again, is this a problem you're having with the tree, or your issue is with the bees it seems to bring? Relocate the bees, don't just kill the tree.
 
I have to ask again, is this a problem you're having with the tree, or your issue is with the bees it seems to bring? Relocate the bees, don't just kill the tree.

How would I go about relocating bees? You guys are seeing a much bigger "tree" than this is. This is just some dinky little front of the apartment complex, crappy, flowery tall plant basically. The stalk is only maybe 6" around. I could easily remove the tree, hell it's staked up with another piece of wood, but I just think that's going to lead to them looking at it as vandalism.

I don't want to make it to look vandalism, I just want the fucker dead so the bees go somewhere else. Plain and simple.
 
Wait till Midnight. Tie a rope low around the trunk, hook it up to the tow hitch on a Truck and just drag it away!
 
Wait till Midnight. Tie a rope low around the trunk, hook it up to the tow hitch on a Truck and just drag it away!

Obiously no one is reading the fact that I want this Large Plant (it's not a "tree" in my opinon, but technically iti s. It needs a wooden stake to keep it up. I'm not concerned with how would I knock it down, I want it to just "die"
 
Has it occurred to you that maybe somebody else loves that tree? Somebody took the trouble to plant it after all.

Trees with flowers on them are very pretty.

You could move. Buy your own place and then you can have any kind of crappy treeless landscaping you want.

Why don't you post a picture of the tree?
 
Just drill a hole in the trunk/stalk at a 45degree angle down and fill with roundup. It works and noone should see a little drill hole. or buy a $5 bee trap and leave it to do its work.
 
Just drill a hole in the trunk/stalk at a 45degree angle down and fill with roundup. It works and noone should see a little drill hole. or buy a $5 bee trap and leave it to do its work.

I think bee traps is a more fucked up way to go then killing the tree. This Amelia chick, driving me crazy up there. It's a stupid little silly tree in an overpopulated apartment complex. Get over it. It's not a "pretty tree" that anyone loves. A tree that's sole job is to make this suburban shithole look even more suburban and blend better. The top of this tree is level with my windows and while I love trees and I love nature, I look out for numero uno first.

In the order of importance it's me, the bees, the tree...

Bee's are more important than plants, plain and simple. Bee trap means killing lots of bees to save a tree...fuck that, kill the tree, save the bees.

One way or another I'm taking care of this, so really I'm saving the bees.
 
Wait till midnight and suit up in all black(make sure you wear a skimask). Then fucking sprint around the corner to the tree and drop kick it! Haul ass outta there and creep in your back door and you should be good:mrgreen:
 
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